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I don’t wanna get too political,
but I think as a society we should’ve moved past laugh tracks by now.
October 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I used to listen to @ellie.thecancellations.com & The Cancellations. I still do, but I used to, too.
August 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Tried to watch One Hour Photo (Robin Williams) with my 14-year-old nephew. Had to explain what a one hour photo was. Then had to explain what camera film was. Then I felt old.
April 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I watched Matilda (Danny DeVito) today for the first time in forever and I’m happy to report it still holds up. 10 outta 10.
March 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If you want me to stay tuned, don’t put it after the credits.
March 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s late. Everyone just go to sleep. The world will still be ending tomorrow.
February 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Reminder to clean your keyboard every once in a while.
February 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I know this day can be tough for a lot of people, but just remember if you don’t have someone to call your valentine today. It’s probably your fault, try to be more lovable.
February 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I have a lot of thoughts about thoughts.
February 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Not only do we write depressing songs, we make depressing t shirts too! 🤘
February 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Get your apocalyptic fit from the @ellie.thecancellations.com now!

thecancellations.com
February 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I don’t want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but it feels like we’re living inside a conspiracy theory.
February 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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I went once when I was ~18! I tripped over Ja Rule while trying to get to the bar during a commercial break lol
February 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Happy birthday to my handsome, talented, fun loving husband @grandparufus.bsky.social so much has happened in the last 12 months. I look forward to more kilt wearing, pub hoping, and laughing together!!
February 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We didn’t make it.

Mavericks trade Luka Doncic to Lakers for Anthony Davis.
Good morning, Bluesky. Maybe we can go a whole day without horrible breaking news today.
February 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Good morning, Bluesky. Maybe we can go a whole day without horrible breaking news today.
February 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
My plants were looking sad so I watered them with Topo Chico as a treat.
February 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Well folks we finally made it. January 172nd. The last day of January.
January 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Started watching Criminal Minds, but when Mandy Patinkin leaves, I’m out too.
January 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Good morning, Bluesky. I hope you have a good day despite the horrors.
January 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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When I wrote the song it was supposed to be funny
January 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If Twitter has tweets,
and Threads has threads,
and X has… nobody cares…

What do we call a Bluesky post?
January 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM