@andrew42385.bsky.social
I don’t wanna get too political,
but I think as a society we should’ve moved past laugh tracks by now.
but I think as a society we should’ve moved past laugh tracks by now.
October 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I don’t wanna get too political,
but I think as a society we should’ve moved past laugh tracks by now.
but I think as a society we should’ve moved past laugh tracks by now.
I used to listen to @ellie.thecancellations.com & The Cancellations. I still do, but I used to, too.
August 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I used to listen to @ellie.thecancellations.com & The Cancellations. I still do, but I used to, too.
Tried to watch One Hour Photo (Robin Williams) with my 14-year-old nephew. Had to explain what a one hour photo was. Then had to explain what camera film was. Then I felt old.
April 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Tried to watch One Hour Photo (Robin Williams) with my 14-year-old nephew. Had to explain what a one hour photo was. Then had to explain what camera film was. Then I felt old.
I watched Matilda (Danny DeVito) today for the first time in forever and I’m happy to report it still holds up. 10 outta 10.
March 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I watched Matilda (Danny DeVito) today for the first time in forever and I’m happy to report it still holds up. 10 outta 10.
If you want me to stay tuned, don’t put it after the credits.
March 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you want me to stay tuned, don’t put it after the credits.
It’s late. Everyone just go to sleep. The world will still be ending tomorrow.
February 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It’s late. Everyone just go to sleep. The world will still be ending tomorrow.
Reminder to clean your keyboard every once in a while.
February 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Reminder to clean your keyboard every once in a while.
I know this day can be tough for a lot of people, but just remember if you don’t have someone to call your valentine today. It’s probably your fault, try to be more lovable.
February 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I know this day can be tough for a lot of people, but just remember if you don’t have someone to call your valentine today. It’s probably your fault, try to be more lovable.
I have a lot of thoughts about thoughts.
February 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I have a lot of thoughts about thoughts.
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Not only do we write depressing songs, we make depressing t shirts too! 🤘
February 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Not only do we write depressing songs, we make depressing t shirts too! 🤘
February 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I don’t want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but it feels like we’re living inside a conspiracy theory.
February 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I don’t want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but it feels like we’re living inside a conspiracy theory.
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I went once when I was ~18! I tripped over Ja Rule while trying to get to the bar during a commercial break lol
February 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I went once when I was ~18! I tripped over Ja Rule while trying to get to the bar during a commercial break lol
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Happy birthday to my handsome, talented, fun loving husband @grandparufus.bsky.social so much has happened in the last 12 months. I look forward to more kilt wearing, pub hoping, and laughing together!!
February 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Happy birthday to my handsome, talented, fun loving husband @grandparufus.bsky.social so much has happened in the last 12 months. I look forward to more kilt wearing, pub hoping, and laughing together!!
We didn’t make it.
Mavericks trade Luka Doncic to Lakers for Anthony Davis.
Mavericks trade Luka Doncic to Lakers for Anthony Davis.
Good morning, Bluesky. Maybe we can go a whole day without horrible breaking news today.
February 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We didn’t make it.
Mavericks trade Luka Doncic to Lakers for Anthony Davis.
Mavericks trade Luka Doncic to Lakers for Anthony Davis.
Good morning, Bluesky. Maybe we can go a whole day without horrible breaking news today.
February 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Good morning, Bluesky. Maybe we can go a whole day without horrible breaking news today.
My plants were looking sad so I watered them with Topo Chico as a treat.
February 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
My plants were looking sad so I watered them with Topo Chico as a treat.
Well folks we finally made it. January 172nd. The last day of January.
January 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Well folks we finally made it. January 172nd. The last day of January.
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Started watching Criminal Minds, but when Mandy Patinkin leaves, I’m out too.
January 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Started watching Criminal Minds, but when Mandy Patinkin leaves, I’m out too.
Good morning, Bluesky. I hope you have a good day despite the horrors.
January 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Good morning, Bluesky. I hope you have a good day despite the horrors.
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When I wrote the song it was supposed to be funny
January 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When I wrote the song it was supposed to be funny
If Twitter has tweets,
and Threads has threads,
and X has… nobody cares…
What do we call a Bluesky post?
and Threads has threads,
and X has… nobody cares…
What do we call a Bluesky post?
January 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If Twitter has tweets,
and Threads has threads,
and X has… nobody cares…
What do we call a Bluesky post?
and Threads has threads,
and X has… nobody cares…
What do we call a Bluesky post?