Andrés
@andres-salazar.bsky.social
Windrunner 🌬️ • 🇻🇪 + 🇪🇸 • Software Engineer • Casual Writer • I'm very into Fantasy books 🧙🏽♂️ and prone to sporadic bursts of nonsense that make total sense to me
I'm surprised nobody made this comparison yet, because not only did it come to my mind when they appeared, but the more so later because their personalities align 😆
#SinnersMovie #DevilMayCry
#SinnersMovie #DevilMayCry
April 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm surprised nobody made this comparison yet, because not only did it come to my mind when they appeared, but the more so later because their personalities align 😆
#SinnersMovie #DevilMayCry
#SinnersMovie #DevilMayCry
My first order of business as someone who entered his Late 20s is finally starting this
April 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My first order of business as someone who entered his Late 20s is finally starting this
27
a.k.a Late 20s
a.k.a officially an unc
a.k.a Late 20s
a.k.a officially an unc
April 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
27
a.k.a Late 20s
a.k.a officially an unc
a.k.a Late 20s
a.k.a officially an unc
I call this archetype:
"Hot bum father who started the events of his series whilst involved in the world's destruction, dying in the process and leaving his son an orphan, that then comes back from the dead to beat his grown son's ass only to leave again without paying that child support"
"Hot bum father who started the events of his series whilst involved in the world's destruction, dying in the process and leaving his son an orphan, that then comes back from the dead to beat his grown son's ass only to leave again without paying that child support"
April 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I call this archetype:
"Hot bum father who started the events of his series whilst involved in the world's destruction, dying in the process and leaving his son an orphan, that then comes back from the dead to beat his grown son's ass only to leave again without paying that child support"
"Hot bum father who started the events of his series whilst involved in the world's destruction, dying in the process and leaving his son an orphan, that then comes back from the dead to beat his grown son's ass only to leave again without paying that child support"
35% through «The Path of Daggers» and…look, I love this series and it is already one of my fav of all time even if I'm on the 8th book…but damn 😭 #WoT
March 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
35% through «The Path of Daggers» and…look, I love this series and it is already one of my fav of all time even if I'm on the 8th book…but damn 😭 #WoT
It came to my attention over in a group chat that not only venezuelan food is expensive af in the US (and pretty much everywhere) to venezuelan standards, but they're even gentrifying the food 'cause WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?! 🫠😱
I understand what italians feel now
I understand what italians feel now
March 19, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It came to my attention over in a group chat that not only venezuelan food is expensive af in the US (and pretty much everywhere) to venezuelan standards, but they're even gentrifying the food 'cause WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?! 🫠😱
I understand what italians feel now
I understand what italians feel now
If the rest of the season is AS AWESOME AS THIS first episode, then the adaptation is, in fact, fire 🙌🏽🔥😆
We will be able to say "it took us 3 seasons, but we finally THERE"
#WheelOfTimeSeason3
We will be able to say "it took us 3 seasons, but we finally THERE"
#WheelOfTimeSeason3
March 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If the rest of the season is AS AWESOME AS THIS first episode, then the adaptation is, in fact, fire 🙌🏽🔥😆
We will be able to say "it took us 3 seasons, but we finally THERE"
#WheelOfTimeSeason3
We will be able to say "it took us 3 seasons, but we finally THERE"
#WheelOfTimeSeason3
This fight was EVERYTHING I WANTED HOLY SHIT!!! 🙌🏽😆
Pure smoke, and Mark going into berserk levels of savagery in order to fight this mf, fulfilling his established character arc BRILLIANTLY.
Conquest in just one ep already established himself as an incredible antagonist.
#INVINCIBLESeason3
Pure smoke, and Mark going into berserk levels of savagery in order to fight this mf, fulfilling his established character arc BRILLIANTLY.
Conquest in just one ep already established himself as an incredible antagonist.
#INVINCIBLESeason3
March 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This fight was EVERYTHING I WANTED HOLY SHIT!!! 🙌🏽😆
Pure smoke, and Mark going into berserk levels of savagery in order to fight this mf, fulfilling his established character arc BRILLIANTLY.
Conquest in just one ep already established himself as an incredible antagonist.
#INVINCIBLESeason3
Pure smoke, and Mark going into berserk levels of savagery in order to fight this mf, fulfilling his established character arc BRILLIANTLY.
Conquest in just one ep already established himself as an incredible antagonist.
#INVINCIBLESeason3
Adulting update:
Made homemade pizza for the first time in a LONG time.
Taste test: too doughy, need to work on my stretching.
Made homemade pizza for the first time in a LONG time.
Taste test: too doughy, need to work on my stretching.
March 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Adulting update:
Made homemade pizza for the first time in a LONG time.
Taste test: too doughy, need to work on my stretching.
Made homemade pizza for the first time in a LONG time.
Taste test: too doughy, need to work on my stretching.
Halfway through «Of Darkness and Light» by Ryan Cahill and it's so funny how distinct are the storylines of
Rist vs Everyone else
Rist vs Everyone else
February 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Halfway through «Of Darkness and Light» by Ryan Cahill and it's so funny how distinct are the storylines of
Rist vs Everyone else
Rist vs Everyone else
Idk it's just so beautiful how in every life Elphie and Glinda always end up as roommates in a magical school and always become best friends
January 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Idk it's just so beautiful how in every life Elphie and Glinda always end up as roommates in a magical school and always become best friends
Apparently the showrunner of #DaredevilBornAgain "may not address Matt's relationship with She-Hulk" in the show…
January 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Apparently the showrunner of #DaredevilBornAgain "may not address Matt's relationship with She-Hulk" in the show…
Adulting update:
Made my first ever meat pie last night
Made my first ever meat pie last night
January 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Adulting update:
Made my first ever meat pie last night
Made my first ever meat pie last night
Lately I have been thinking about how morbidly, twistedly funny (?) is the fact that Griffith was inspired by Ryo.
Like, imagine that an antagonist is based off the ultimate evil incarnate, then someone tells them, and their response is:
"Bet?? Hold my ale and check this out"
Like, imagine that an antagonist is based off the ultimate evil incarnate, then someone tells them, and their response is:
"Bet?? Hold my ale and check this out"
January 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Lately I have been thinking about how morbidly, twistedly funny (?) is the fact that Griffith was inspired by Ryo.
Like, imagine that an antagonist is based off the ultimate evil incarnate, then someone tells them, and their response is:
"Bet?? Hold my ale and check this out"
Like, imagine that an antagonist is based off the ultimate evil incarnate, then someone tells them, and their response is:
"Bet?? Hold my ale and check this out"
Had my first cronut ever.
I get it now. I see the vision…nay, I understand it.
I get it now. I see the vision…nay, I understand it.
January 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Had my first cronut ever.
I get it now. I see the vision…nay, I understand it.
I get it now. I see the vision…nay, I understand it.
Finally got (some of) the Secret Projects 🤩
January 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Finally got (some of) the Secret Projects 🤩
December 26, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Merry Christmas!!! 🎄🎁
#EpicTheMusical is officially the BEST MUSICAL I've ever heard in my entire life, and I'm not crying you are
#EpicTheMusical is officially the BEST MUSICAL I've ever heard in my entire life, and I'm not crying you are
December 25, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Merry Christmas!!! 🎄🎁
#EpicTheMusical is officially the BEST MUSICAL I've ever heard in my entire life, and I'm not crying you are
#EpicTheMusical is officially the BEST MUSICAL I've ever heard in my entire life, and I'm not crying you are
Comparación estúpida…pero la voy a hacer igualmente 😂
December 22, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Comparación estúpida…pero la voy a hacer igualmente 😂
La forma en que le expliqué DanDaDan a mi mamá fue la siguiente:
Momo es "Candy"
Okarun es "Terry"
Cuando pasa todo el verguero del primer cap y ella se enamora de él, este dice:
"Es que…si hay, hay que ser torero"
Y para rematar, ella le pregunta su nombre y el contesta:
"Eh? Ah! Chayanne"
Momo es "Candy"
Okarun es "Terry"
Cuando pasa todo el verguero del primer cap y ella se enamora de él, este dice:
"Es que…si hay, hay que ser torero"
Y para rematar, ella le pregunta su nombre y el contesta:
"Eh? Ah! Chayanne"
December 22, 2024 at 8:40 AM
La forma en que le expliqué DanDaDan a mi mamá fue la siguiente:
Momo es "Candy"
Okarun es "Terry"
Cuando pasa todo el verguero del primer cap y ella se enamora de él, este dice:
"Es que…si hay, hay que ser torero"
Y para rematar, ella le pregunta su nombre y el contesta:
"Eh? Ah! Chayanne"
Momo es "Candy"
Okarun es "Terry"
Cuando pasa todo el verguero del primer cap y ella se enamora de él, este dice:
"Es que…si hay, hay que ser torero"
Y para rematar, ella le pregunta su nombre y el contesta:
"Eh? Ah! Chayanne"
No puedo aunque quiera, Ryanair 😭
December 17, 2024 at 8:52 PM
No puedo aunque quiera, Ryanair 😭
Currently reading a cute, nerdy romcom called «Spoiler Alert» and it's so funny and pretty much what I wanted, BUT I was not expecting an accurate and engrossing representation of male vulnerability, insecurity, and fake stoicism that is so relatable + underdiscussed and I very much appreciate it
December 7, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Currently reading a cute, nerdy romcom called «Spoiler Alert» and it's so funny and pretty much what I wanted, BUT I was not expecting an accurate and engrossing representation of male vulnerability, insecurity, and fake stoicism that is so relatable + underdiscussed and I very much appreciate it
#Arcane
-"This town isn't big enough for two super villains!!"
-"Oh, you are a villain alright! Just not a SUPER one!"
-"Yeah? What's the difference?!"
-"PRESENTATION!!"
-"This town isn't big enough for two super villains!!"
-"Oh, you are a villain alright! Just not a SUPER one!"
-"Yeah? What's the difference?!"
-"PRESENTATION!!"
November 24, 2024 at 10:25 AM
#Arcane
-"This town isn't big enough for two super villains!!"
-"Oh, you are a villain alright! Just not a SUPER one!"
-"Yeah? What's the difference?!"
-"PRESENTATION!!"
-"This town isn't big enough for two super villains!!"
-"Oh, you are a villain alright! Just not a SUPER one!"
-"Yeah? What's the difference?!"
-"PRESENTATION!!"
Ok, finally made it here.
For some reason people always highlight this particular chapter, so let's see what's up. #StormlightArchive
For some reason people always highlight this particular chapter, so let's see what's up. #StormlightArchive
November 20, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Ok, finally made it here.
For some reason people always highlight this particular chapter, so let's see what's up. #StormlightArchive
For some reason people always highlight this particular chapter, so let's see what's up. #StormlightArchive