Andrés
@andres-salazar.bsky.social
Windrunner 🌬️ • 🇻🇪 + 🇪🇸 • Software Engineer • Casual Writer • I'm very into Fantasy books 🧙🏽♂️ and prone to sporadic bursts of nonsense that make total sense to me
Something I learned (or rather realized?) since reaching my late-20s is that you can have a degree, a high-paying job, and/or 50K followers on any social media,
but that doesn't exclude you from being a loser.
but that doesn't exclude you from being a loser.
September 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Something I learned (or rather realized?) since reaching my late-20s is that you can have a degree, a high-paying job, and/or 50K followers on any social media,
but that doesn't exclude you from being a loser.
but that doesn't exclude you from being a loser.
Finished Ultimate Spider-Man Vol. 2…that ending was CRAAAAZY!!! 🤯😰
Diabolical cliffhanger fr
Diabolical cliffhanger fr
April 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Finished Ultimate Spider-Man Vol. 2…that ending was CRAAAAZY!!! 🤯😰
Diabolical cliffhanger fr
Diabolical cliffhanger fr
I'm surprised nobody made this comparison yet, because not only did it come to my mind when they appeared, but the more so later because their personalities align 😆
#SinnersMovie #DevilMayCry
#SinnersMovie #DevilMayCry
April 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm surprised nobody made this comparison yet, because not only did it come to my mind when they appeared, but the more so later because their personalities align 😆
#SinnersMovie #DevilMayCry
#SinnersMovie #DevilMayCry
My first order of business as someone who entered his Late 20s is finally starting this
April 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My first order of business as someone who entered his Late 20s is finally starting this
27
a.k.a Late 20s
a.k.a officially an unc
a.k.a Late 20s
a.k.a officially an unc
April 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
27
a.k.a Late 20s
a.k.a officially an unc
a.k.a Late 20s
a.k.a officially an unc
27 has always been my favorite number, and I guess the fact that I turned that age today gives me a positive outlook on this year, as well as just this…"feeling" that I'll fulfill some my life goals soon.
So yeah, officially late 20s!!!
And officially reached "unc status" 😂
So yeah, officially late 20s!!!
And officially reached "unc status" 😂
April 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
27 has always been my favorite number, and I guess the fact that I turned that age today gives me a positive outlook on this year, as well as just this…"feeling" that I'll fulfill some my life goals soon.
So yeah, officially late 20s!!!
And officially reached "unc status" 😂
So yeah, officially late 20s!!!
And officially reached "unc status" 😂
Go watch #Sinners
It was perfect, 5/5 ⭐, and incredibly funny and joyful despite all the heavy themes and horror it displayed.
boxd.it/9rh1fP
It was perfect, 5/5 ⭐, and incredibly funny and joyful despite all the heavy themes and horror it displayed.
boxd.it/9rh1fP
A ★★★★★ review of Sinners (2025)
If I had to vastly sum-up this movie in a single word, it would be VERGATARIA This film is perfect. Straight up. There is a scene halfway through the story where it feels that you truly witnessed ance...
boxd.it
April 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Go watch #Sinners
It was perfect, 5/5 ⭐, and incredibly funny and joyful despite all the heavy themes and horror it displayed.
boxd.it/9rh1fP
It was perfect, 5/5 ⭐, and incredibly funny and joyful despite all the heavy themes and horror it displayed.
boxd.it/9rh1fP
Reposted by Andrés
"Habréis oído que no hay nada peor que ser el hijo de un héroe, y más de un héroe muerto, pues no hay forma de estar a la altura de un mito.
Pero Telémaco de Ítaca sabe que hay algo mucho peor que ser hijo de un héroe y aún de un héroe muerto: lo peor que hay es ser hijo de un héroe desaparecido".
Pero Telémaco de Ítaca sabe que hay algo mucho peor que ser hijo de un héroe y aún de un héroe muerto: lo peor que hay es ser hijo de un héroe desaparecido".
April 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Habréis oído que no hay nada peor que ser el hijo de un héroe, y más de un héroe muerto, pues no hay forma de estar a la altura de un mito.
Pero Telémaco de Ítaca sabe que hay algo mucho peor que ser hijo de un héroe y aún de un héroe muerto: lo peor que hay es ser hijo de un héroe desaparecido".
Pero Telémaco de Ítaca sabe que hay algo mucho peor que ser hijo de un héroe y aún de un héroe muerto: lo peor que hay es ser hijo de un héroe desaparecido".
Reading the books while watching the series is unnerving sometimes (well, more often than not in the first two seasons) because I love Alanna in the series and what the actor delivers with her performance…but I'm on book 8 and I hope she DIES 😐
#wheeloftime
#wheeloftime
April 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reading the books while watching the series is unnerving sometimes (well, more often than not in the first two seasons) because I love Alanna in the series and what the actor delivers with her performance…but I'm on book 8 and I hope she DIES 😐
#wheeloftime
#wheeloftime
I call this archetype:
"Hot bum father who started the events of his series whilst involved in the world's destruction, dying in the process and leaving his son an orphan, that then comes back from the dead to beat his grown son's ass only to leave again without paying that child support"
"Hot bum father who started the events of his series whilst involved in the world's destruction, dying in the process and leaving his son an orphan, that then comes back from the dead to beat his grown son's ass only to leave again without paying that child support"
April 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I call this archetype:
"Hot bum father who started the events of his series whilst involved in the world's destruction, dying in the process and leaving his son an orphan, that then comes back from the dead to beat his grown son's ass only to leave again without paying that child support"
"Hot bum father who started the events of his series whilst involved in the world's destruction, dying in the process and leaving his son an orphan, that then comes back from the dead to beat his grown son's ass only to leave again without paying that child support"
#WoTShowSpoilers
Emotional rollercoaster
I was NOT expecting Sammael to show up (even though he tends to do this), but I no more than Rand MERKING him like that!! Plus…we got THE scene from book 4 right after and…holy shit Joshua is bringing the THUNDER (*wink) this season!!!
Emotional rollercoaster
I was NOT expecting Sammael to show up (even though he tends to do this), but I no more than Rand MERKING him like that!! Plus…we got THE scene from book 4 right after and…holy shit Joshua is bringing the THUNDER (*wink) this season!!!
April 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
#WoTShowSpoilers
Emotional rollercoaster
I was NOT expecting Sammael to show up (even though he tends to do this), but I no more than Rand MERKING him like that!! Plus…we got THE scene from book 4 right after and…holy shit Joshua is bringing the THUNDER (*wink) this season!!!
Emotional rollercoaster
I was NOT expecting Sammael to show up (even though he tends to do this), but I no more than Rand MERKING him like that!! Plus…we got THE scene from book 4 right after and…holy shit Joshua is bringing the THUNDER (*wink) this season!!!
When Siuan told Moiraine that she will find her in every life until she can find a way to mend their relationship and love her like she deserves…to Moiraine then telling her that she will be waiting for her every single time…dude, I felt that 😭
#WheelOfTimeSeason3
#WheelOfTimeSeason3
March 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When Siuan told Moiraine that she will find her in every life until she can find a way to mend their relationship and love her like she deserves…to Moiraine then telling her that she will be waiting for her every single time…dude, I felt that 😭
#WheelOfTimeSeason3
#WheelOfTimeSeason3
Watching «The Hunchback of Notre Dame» for the first time in my life and holy shit Judge Frolo is essentially Arch Lector Sult and Quasimodo is a good version of Glokta!!!
#TheFirstLaw
#TheFirstLaw
March 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Watching «The Hunchback of Notre Dame» for the first time in my life and holy shit Judge Frolo is essentially Arch Lector Sult and Quasimodo is a good version of Glokta!!!
#TheFirstLaw
#TheFirstLaw
35% through «The Path of Daggers» and…look, I love this series and it is already one of my fav of all time even if I'm on the 8th book…but damn 😭 #WoT
March 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
35% through «The Path of Daggers» and…look, I love this series and it is already one of my fav of all time even if I'm on the 8th book…but damn 😭 #WoT
It came to my attention over in a group chat that not only venezuelan food is expensive af in the US (and pretty much everywhere) to venezuelan standards, but they're even gentrifying the food 'cause WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?! 🫠😱
I understand what italians feel now
I understand what italians feel now
March 19, 2025 at 8:11 AM
It came to my attention over in a group chat that not only venezuelan food is expensive af in the US (and pretty much everywhere) to venezuelan standards, but they're even gentrifying the food 'cause WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?! 🫠😱
I understand what italians feel now
I understand what italians feel now
If the rest of the season is AS AWESOME AS THIS first episode, then the adaptation is, in fact, fire 🙌🏽🔥😆
We will be able to say "it took us 3 seasons, but we finally THERE"
#WheelOfTimeSeason3
We will be able to say "it took us 3 seasons, but we finally THERE"
#WheelOfTimeSeason3
March 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If the rest of the season is AS AWESOME AS THIS first episode, then the adaptation is, in fact, fire 🙌🏽🔥😆
We will be able to say "it took us 3 seasons, but we finally THERE"
#WheelOfTimeSeason3
We will be able to say "it took us 3 seasons, but we finally THERE"
#WheelOfTimeSeason3
This fight was EVERYTHING I WANTED HOLY SHIT!!! 🙌🏽😆
Pure smoke, and Mark going into berserk levels of savagery in order to fight this mf, fulfilling his established character arc BRILLIANTLY.
Conquest in just one ep already established himself as an incredible antagonist.
#INVINCIBLESeason3
Pure smoke, and Mark going into berserk levels of savagery in order to fight this mf, fulfilling his established character arc BRILLIANTLY.
Conquest in just one ep already established himself as an incredible antagonist.
#INVINCIBLESeason3
March 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This fight was EVERYTHING I WANTED HOLY SHIT!!! 🙌🏽😆
Pure smoke, and Mark going into berserk levels of savagery in order to fight this mf, fulfilling his established character arc BRILLIANTLY.
Conquest in just one ep already established himself as an incredible antagonist.
#INVINCIBLESeason3
Pure smoke, and Mark going into berserk levels of savagery in order to fight this mf, fulfilling his established character arc BRILLIANTLY.
Conquest in just one ep already established himself as an incredible antagonist.
#INVINCIBLESeason3
Adulting update:
Made homemade pizza for the first time in a LONG time.
Taste test: too doughy, need to work on my stretching.
Made homemade pizza for the first time in a LONG time.
Taste test: too doughy, need to work on my stretching.
March 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Adulting update:
Made homemade pizza for the first time in a LONG time.
Taste test: too doughy, need to work on my stretching.
Made homemade pizza for the first time in a LONG time.
Taste test: too doughy, need to work on my stretching.
Netflix released this romance kdrama called Melo Movie about a film director and critic that eventually fall in love and I didn't even finish the trailer because I have never been more SOLD on a romcom in my entire life
March 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Netflix released this romance kdrama called Melo Movie about a film director and critic that eventually fall in love and I didn't even finish the trailer because I have never been more SOLD on a romcom in my entire life
So, if you have a Kindle and want to bulk download all your ebooks before Amazon no longer gives you the option on Feb. 26, use this:
github.com/treetrum/ama...
github.com/treetrum/ama...
GitHub - treetrum/amazon-kindle-bulk-downloader: Allows you to bulk download all your Kindle eBook in a more automated fashion. This tool allows you to create backup copies of the books you've already...
Allows you to bulk download all your Kindle eBook in a more automated fashion. This tool allows you to create backup copies of the books you've already purchased. - treetrum/amazon-kindle-bulk-...
github.com
February 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
So, if you have a Kindle and want to bulk download all your ebooks before Amazon no longer gives you the option on Feb. 26, use this:
github.com/treetrum/ama...
github.com/treetrum/ama...
On another note, I checked out The Lightning Thief musical and…it's A musical alright, and it takes…"interesting" narrative choices that make me wonder how you can screw the story even more than the early 2000s adaptation.
The Campfire Song is the best song and it's legitimately fun[ny].
The Campfire Song is the best song and it's legitimately fun[ny].
February 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
On another note, I checked out The Lightning Thief musical and…it's A musical alright, and it takes…"interesting" narrative choices that make me wonder how you can screw the story even more than the early 2000s adaptation.
The Campfire Song is the best song and it's legitimately fun[ny].
The Campfire Song is the best song and it's legitimately fun[ny].
Rewatched Percy Jackson S1 today and the way this has become my comfort show is crazy.
As an all-time fan of the books, it's just so joyful seeing this story be adapted this way.
And the Percabeth scenes are amazing!!! 🤗
As an all-time fan of the books, it's just so joyful seeing this story be adapted this way.
And the Percabeth scenes are amazing!!! 🤗
February 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Rewatched Percy Jackson S1 today and the way this has become my comfort show is crazy.
As an all-time fan of the books, it's just so joyful seeing this story be adapted this way.
And the Percabeth scenes are amazing!!! 🤗
As an all-time fan of the books, it's just so joyful seeing this story be adapted this way.
And the Percabeth scenes are amazing!!! 🤗
✅ Was the world's most powerful person in her previous life but ended up destroying it
✅ Is treated as a monster but is still tasked with saving the world
✅ Groups of people and evil spirits will try to manipulate and/or kill her
Close enough.
Welcome back Rand al'Thor!!!
✅ Is treated as a monster but is still tasked with saving the world
✅ Groups of people and evil spirits will try to manipulate and/or kill her
Close enough.
Welcome back Rand al'Thor!!!
We finally have official word about the new 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' series after Korra from the original series creators! 🪨
(via www.instagram.com/p/DGTP5CgxKA...)
(via www.instagram.com/p/DGTP5CgxKA...)
February 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
✅ Was the world's most powerful person in her previous life but ended up destroying it
✅ Is treated as a monster but is still tasked with saving the world
✅ Groups of people and evil spirits will try to manipulate and/or kill her
Close enough.
Welcome back Rand al'Thor!!!
✅ Is treated as a monster but is still tasked with saving the world
✅ Groups of people and evil spirits will try to manipulate and/or kill her
Close enough.
Welcome back Rand al'Thor!!!
Halfway through «Of Darkness and Light» by Ryan Cahill and it's so funny how distinct are the storylines of
Rist vs Everyone else
Rist vs Everyone else
February 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Halfway through «Of Darkness and Light» by Ryan Cahill and it's so funny how distinct are the storylines of
Rist vs Everyone else
Rist vs Everyone else