"Wait, there is a movie with Nick Cage and Tommy Lee Jones flying Apache helicopters? Why have I never heard of this before?"
Checks Rotten Tomatoes for "Fire Birds".
Ah...
Checks Rotten Tomatoes for "Fire Birds".
Ah...
June 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
"Wait, there is a movie with Nick Cage and Tommy Lee Jones flying Apache helicopters? Why have I never heard of this before?"
Checks Rotten Tomatoes for "Fire Birds".
Ah...
Checks Rotten Tomatoes for "Fire Birds".
Ah...
Tomorrow we are going to lose a bunch of money. Patriotically, of course.
April 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Tomorrow we are going to lose a bunch of money. Patriotically, of course.
Things are going well...
April 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Things are going well...
"Hey, guys, we go again - but Canada!"
March 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"Hey, guys, we go again - but Canada!"
So when he pardons Elon, the next (D) President will make sure the guy and his minions still all go to jail. Let's play that game. SCOTUS - do your worst!
When you level the playing field, the party that always plays dirty always loses.
When you level the playing field, the party that always plays dirty always loses.
March 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
So when he pardons Elon, the next (D) President will make sure the guy and his minions still all go to jail. Let's play that game. SCOTUS - do your worst!
When you level the playing field, the party that always plays dirty always loses.
When you level the playing field, the party that always plays dirty always loses.
American media before the election: "The people in diners think the price of eggs is too high."
Japanese media: "JD Vance is connected to Curtis Yarvin, and that guy is a real piece of work."
Japanese media: "JD Vance is connected to Curtis Yarvin, and that guy is a real piece of work."
March 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
American media before the election: "The people in diners think the price of eggs is too high."
Japanese media: "JD Vance is connected to Curtis Yarvin, and that guy is a real piece of work."
Japanese media: "JD Vance is connected to Curtis Yarvin, and that guy is a real piece of work."
Watching Elon's wealth obliterated brings me joy.
It's the little things in life that matter now.
It's the little things in life that matter now.
March 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Watching Elon's wealth obliterated brings me joy.
It's the little things in life that matter now.
It's the little things in life that matter now.
Ehhhh....
EEEEEEHHHHHHH....
EEEEEEHHHHHHH....
March 9, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Ehhhh....
EEEEEEHHHHHHH....
EEEEEEHHHHHHH....
Yes. COULD be a problem.
March 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Yes. COULD be a problem.
America is like an unstable drunken teenager who inherited daddy's shotgun - roaming around town, yelling at people to watch it or else they will get all sorts of f**ed up.
March 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
America is like an unstable drunken teenager who inherited daddy's shotgun - roaming around town, yelling at people to watch it or else they will get all sorts of f**ed up.
Bro, you got made as a Russia-funded fool. Why are you still posting?
The checks are clearing?
The checks are clearing?
March 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Bro, you got made as a Russia-funded fool. Why are you still posting?
The checks are clearing?
The checks are clearing?
Well, I am glad they are rebooting The Running Man this year, which takes place in 2025 in the book.
Americans, bored of opulence, craving a violent circus where "enemies of the state" are picked off on a sadistic TV show?
That should be... topical.
Americans, bored of opulence, craving a violent circus where "enemies of the state" are picked off on a sadistic TV show?
That should be... topical.
March 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Well, I am glad they are rebooting The Running Man this year, which takes place in 2025 in the book.
Americans, bored of opulence, craving a violent circus where "enemies of the state" are picked off on a sadistic TV show?
That should be... topical.
Americans, bored of opulence, craving a violent circus where "enemies of the state" are picked off on a sadistic TV show?
That should be... topical.
I have problems? I despise the New York Times, but this is some fascist shit.
Stop throwing rocks from a glass house.
Stop throwing rocks from a glass house.
March 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I have problems? I despise the New York Times, but this is some fascist shit.
Stop throwing rocks from a glass house.
Stop throwing rocks from a glass house.
I have obtained a real image of Zelensky taking on J.D. Vance at the Oval:
March 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I have obtained a real image of Zelensky taking on J.D. Vance at the Oval:
This is fine....
March 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is fine....
I wanted to tweet this in 2016, but it would have come across as a bit hysterical. Still, it was way too optimistic.
February 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I wanted to tweet this in 2016, but it would have come across as a bit hysterical. Still, it was way too optimistic.
Republicans in 2015: "If I had a time machine, I would go back and murder Hitler!"
Republicans in 2025:
Republicans in 2025:
February 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Republicans in 2015: "If I had a time machine, I would go back and murder Hitler!"
Republicans in 2025:
Republicans in 2025:
This is what happens when the civilization protects the people who are so dumb, it's a miracle they can negotiate gravity.
Now they are shocked that they are no longer shielded by adults from stupidity. The fun of owning the libtards is over.
Oh, how's the price of eggs? Good?
Now they are shocked that they are no longer shielded by adults from stupidity. The fun of owning the libtards is over.
Oh, how's the price of eggs? Good?
February 22, 2025 at 9:59 AM
This is what happens when the civilization protects the people who are so dumb, it's a miracle they can negotiate gravity.
Now they are shocked that they are no longer shielded by adults from stupidity. The fun of owning the libtards is over.
Oh, how's the price of eggs? Good?
Now they are shocked that they are no longer shielded by adults from stupidity. The fun of owning the libtards is over.
Oh, how's the price of eggs? Good?
