Andrea Carr
@andreacpa0.bsky.social
very dramatic tax accountant
oahu hawaii
oahu hawaii
how often do gastroenterologists say “i’m sick of this shit”?
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
how often do gastroenterologists say “i’m sick of this shit”?
Reposted by Andrea Carr
I wrote about the pressure to always be “on,” the blur between work and life, and what I’m learning about rest, guilt, and remote work. If you have ever struggled to step away from your business, this one is for you. #TaxSky #EA #CPA open.substack.com/pub/joshandt...
There’s Always Something To Do
But That Doesn’t Mean You Should Do It
open.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I wrote about the pressure to always be “on,” the blur between work and life, and what I’m learning about rest, guilt, and remote work. If you have ever struggled to step away from your business, this one is for you. #TaxSky #EA #CPA open.substack.com/pub/joshandt...
it would amaze people how many times a tax pro is asked by a client “should i get married?”
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
it would amaze people how many times a tax pro is asked by a client “should i get married?”
bowling balls are coconuts disguised
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
bowling balls are coconuts disguised
a pen may be mightier than a sword but a sword might make me feel better
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
a pen may be mightier than a sword but a sword might make me feel better
insomnia is sleep playing hard to get
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
insomnia is sleep playing hard to get
sometimes I bury my head in the sand just to get shell shocked
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
sometimes I bury my head in the sand just to get shell shocked
i can't handle change so you'd think id be fine without pennies...but im not
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
i can't handle change so you'd think id be fine without pennies...but im not
ill put $0.00 instead of $0 if im feeling overdramatic
ill put "-" if i want to cut out all the bullshit
ill put "-" if i want to cut out all the bullshit
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
ill put $0.00 instead of $0 if im feeling overdramatic
ill put "-" if i want to cut out all the bullshit
ill put "-" if i want to cut out all the bullshit
i feel like we're all wondering if we should start hoarding pennies
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i feel like we're all wondering if we should start hoarding pennies
i will now be referring to larry summers as larry "ewwwwwww" summers
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i will now be referring to larry summers as larry "ewwwwwww" summers
getting quartered sounds like it should be more monetarily rewarding than it is
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
getting quartered sounds like it should be more monetarily rewarding than it is
pocket change is just change playing hide and seek
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
pocket change is just change playing hide and seek
coconut trees are nature’s version of dodgeball
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
coconut trees are nature’s version of dodgeball
but what’s the rate for emotional mileage?
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
but what’s the rate for emotional mileage?
Accounting is the only job where being off by one dollar feels like you murdered somebody.
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Accounting is the only job where being off by one dollar feels like you murdered somebody.
today’s soccer mom adventure had one kid asking me if “in theory, do you think we’re drinking dinosaur pee?” while referencing water
i decided the most accurate answer is maybe yes
i decided the most accurate answer is maybe yes
November 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
today’s soccer mom adventure had one kid asking me if “in theory, do you think we’re drinking dinosaur pee?” while referencing water
i decided the most accurate answer is maybe yes
i decided the most accurate answer is maybe yes
volcanoes can say "im hot stuff" and mean it
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
volcanoes can say "im hot stuff" and mean it
numbers don’t lie but they will make you cry
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
numbers don’t lie but they will make you cry
i invested in bonds
now I’m emotionally attached to debt
now I’m emotionally attached to debt
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i invested in bonds
now I’m emotionally attached to debt
now I’m emotionally attached to debt
but why do they call it “essential tremor”?!? i’m going to go out on a shaky limb and say it’s not essential.
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
but why do they call it “essential tremor”?!? i’m going to go out on a shaky limb and say it’s not essential.
Psychiatrist: "what are you scared of?"
Me: "EVERYTHING. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED ANXIETY"
im fine
Me: "EVERYTHING. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED ANXIETY"
im fine
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Psychiatrist: "what are you scared of?"
Me: "EVERYTHING. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED ANXIETY"
im fine
Me: "EVERYTHING. THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED ANXIETY"
im fine
sometimes I’m on a beach and suddenly think I might be in an hourglass
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
sometimes I’m on a beach and suddenly think I might be in an hourglass
every toilet should be deductible because that's where you do your business*
*not tax advice
*not tax advice
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
every toilet should be deductible because that's where you do your business*
*not tax advice
*not tax advice
i put my wallet in a river to improve my cash flow
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i put my wallet in a river to improve my cash flow