Andrea Carr
@andreacpa0.bsky.social
very dramatic tax accountant
oahu hawaii
oahu hawaii
if i never go Live am i dead?
i’m still fine
i’m still fine
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
if i never go Live am i dead?
i’m still fine
i’m still fine
what do i have to do to get sponsored by cheese?
i’m fine
i’m fine
January 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
what do i have to do to get sponsored by cheese?
i’m fine
i’m fine
some call it an Accessory Dwelling Unit (ADU), i call it a house divided
January 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
some call it an Accessory Dwelling Unit (ADU), i call it a house divided
maybe britney spears is onto something…with the whole dancing with knives thing
tho, i suspect it will not end well if i do it in the inflatable shark costume
tho, i suspect it will not end well if i do it in the inflatable shark costume
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 AM
maybe britney spears is onto something…with the whole dancing with knives thing
tho, i suspect it will not end well if i do it in the inflatable shark costume
tho, i suspect it will not end well if i do it in the inflatable shark costume
do we really need to pay taxes in the simulation?*
im fine.**
*not tax advice
**narrator: 😳
im fine.**
*not tax advice
**narrator: 😳
January 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
do we really need to pay taxes in the simulation?*
im fine.**
*not tax advice
**narrator: 😳
im fine.**
*not tax advice
**narrator: 😳
stranger: “i got a W-2, how much in taxes do i owe?”
January 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
stranger: “i got a W-2, how much in taxes do i owe?”
if i had a theme song it would be “Tell Your Mother I’m Fine”
January 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
if i had a theme song it would be “Tell Your Mother I’m Fine”
i’ll just eat a block of cheese for dinner
it’s fine
i’m fine
it’s fine
i’m fine
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
i’ll just eat a block of cheese for dinner
it’s fine
i’m fine
it’s fine
i’m fine
i don’t know what i’m doing either
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i don’t know what i’m doing either
“who really owns this thing” is a question that should be asked more often
January 14, 2026 at 3:54 AM
“who really owns this thing” is a question that should be asked more often
Maybe I won’t have to finish tax season because I’ll get possessed
January 14, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Maybe I won’t have to finish tax season because I’ll get possessed
found myself looking at o'ahuʻs (state) list of judges and stumbled upon this gem...so youʻre telling me people were calling judges to ask about the status of cases
January 13, 2026 at 4:51 AM
found myself looking at o'ahuʻs (state) list of judges and stumbled upon this gem...so youʻre telling me people were calling judges to ask about the status of cases
idk why Role Model misspelled SALY
it should be "SALY, When the Wine Runs Out"
it should be "SALY, When the Wine Runs Out"
January 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
idk why Role Model misspelled SALY
it should be "SALY, When the Wine Runs Out"
it should be "SALY, When the Wine Runs Out"
"immaterial, pass" is an accountant's way of saying "i cannot emotionally deal with it"
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 AM
"immaterial, pass" is an accountant's way of saying "i cannot emotionally deal with it"
im still holding onto hope that next year will be easier
immmmm fffinnnneeee
immmmm fffinnnneeee
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
im still holding onto hope that next year will be easier
immmmm fffinnnneeee
immmmm fffinnnneeee
oʻahu is such a small town. preparing 1099s for a client and realize "hey, thatʻs the wife of my dentist!"
January 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
oʻahu is such a small town. preparing 1099s for a client and realize "hey, thatʻs the wife of my dentist!"
i blame all my problems on my healing crystals not arriving on time
January 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
i blame all my problems on my healing crystals not arriving on time
“i didn't have it in myself to go with grace” is the taylor swift lyric i most connect with
January 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
“i didn't have it in myself to go with grace” is the taylor swift lyric i most connect with
how do i get abducted by aliens?
January 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
how do i get abducted by aliens?
we’re are all definitely fine rn
January 9, 2026 at 5:44 AM
we’re are all definitely fine rn
so….2026 is almost over, right?
January 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
so….2026 is almost over, right?
but what is your 3rd favorite dinosaur?
January 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
but what is your 3rd favorite dinosaur?
but how many times a day do plumbers say “let that sink in”?
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 AM
but how many times a day do plumbers say “let that sink in”?
i feel real bad for the people who thought dry january was gonna be easy
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
i feel real bad for the people who thought dry january was gonna be easy
i’m rage eating yogurt covered raisins. how is everyone else’s day going
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
i’m rage eating yogurt covered raisins. how is everyone else’s day going