A red aurora has been said to foretell the death of kings

This is astonishing to me, I'm pretty sure I have never in my life done this!

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It's a shame that journalism malpractice isn't an actual crime

Just say so and DM your email and file format preference :)

Sort of related: I learned today you can caramelize gochujang like browning butter?? And I need to try it v. soon

oh my god this is such a brilliant product idea

That doesn't happen to me, my typos are my fingers typing entirely the wrong word, like bad autocomplete

Yes, this is the same for me, a stray thought will just pull me entirely away from what's happening. Even in the middle of a conversation. :|

lol this is my default state

Oh interesting! And then you're imagining the giant bird and what it does?

Yessss I also have left/right, east/west, have to math out analog clocks. Playing instruments is fine but when I read music the letters of the notes mean nothing to me, I just... know what the sounds are?

...I also have to look at a recipe about ninety times while I'm cooking

Writing is fundamentally the ability to structure and convey meaning in a logical progression. It's the same thing, but with thoughts instead of numbers!

One of the tragedies of my schooling is that I'm Good at Math but Cannot Number Fast (and often don't number correctly at all). I was getting terrible grades in eg. Math Analysis because I would do it all correctly, except for the part of eg. remembering what 7*8 is, which made it all wrong

In my middle age, I'm thinking back on great literature I read when I was younger and suddenly wondering if I actually got it at all

(I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't help it)

But Kevin have you tried yoga