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Andrea Phillips
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Andrhia elsewhere. Condemned by NASA. Writer, immersive experience designer, games, politics. Just happy to be here. She/her.

http://www.deusexmachinatio.com
At long last capitalism has failed me
October 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So. Many. People. I can’t see a single clear spot from here #NoKings #LongIsland
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I went looking for a rate card with detailed circulation numbers and... lol. White background is from a year ago and black background is that page now.

It's neat how all of their numbers now express percentages of an audience that could be like forty people
October 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Of course, then there's this problem
September 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This was this week. The man is hollowing out before our eyes. 4/🧵
September 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is what he looked like on July 4. 3/🧵
September 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is what Donald Trump looked like on March 13 of this year. 2/🧵
September 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
What a world
September 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am so jealous of pet buttons! Our leopard gecko doesn't weigh enough to activate any, even if she were smart enough to figure it out, which she definitely is not
September 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
lol Nyx Tea and Cookies is a lipstick color

The article goes on to rank lip colors, presumably with affiliate links
September 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
MAN CEREAL!
September 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The Oncler, she says, is a Tumblr sexyman, because look at him! But in the film (The Lorax, if your childhood was bare of literary greatness) there is no appropriate partner, due to icky age differences
September 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
On October 7, my first novel is finally going back into print! Reintroducing Revision, about a wiki where your edits come true.

Ebook pre-orders are available now at B&N, Apple Books, Kobo, Amazon, and more!
September 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The timing on this ad could not be more hilariously wrong when the news day was so crowded with violence that the Apple event only broke through in tech pubs
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The first pawpaws are dropping, too!
September 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
BEHOLD MY MIGHTY POTATO HARVEST
September 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Not quite a fair comparison because it’s still a little damp, but results are looking very good so far
September 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This is after distilled wash #5 with no styling products
September 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is after distilled wash #1 with no hair styling products
September 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Going through my August planner review and just hit this glitchy looking sunset
September 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
JFC, my lawn guys pruned all of my fruiting raspberry canes. For the second year in a row 😭

You can't tell from this angle but that's fully 15 feet of canes gone
August 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The stores had on average about half the number of floor displays as usual. Wall displays had items spaced in nearly Apple Store-style minimalism.

Their dollars per square foot KPIs must be shrieking in pain right now
August 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It’s the poison!
August 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Mother earth unites us in heart and mind
And the love we give makes us humankind
Through our vast wondrous land
When we stand hand in hand
It’s a small world after all.
August 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Oh no I forgot about straight bangs + Florida + rides
August 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM