Andra Porter
@andraporter.bsky.social
Candid Confidante * Retired Marine * Disillusioned Doc * Erotic Entrepreneur * linktr.ee/andraporter
Me: “I don’t have ADHD.”
Also me: [spends Friday night sorting every nut and bolt into hundreds of tackle box compartments]
Also me: [spends Friday night sorting every nut and bolt into hundreds of tackle box compartments]
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Me: “I don’t have ADHD.”
Also me: [spends Friday night sorting every nut and bolt into hundreds of tackle box compartments]
Also me: [spends Friday night sorting every nut and bolt into hundreds of tackle box compartments]
We all need more days like this
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We all need more days like this
I know nothing about that
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I know nothing about that
Good morning, sunshine!
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Good morning, sunshine!
Best views in the house
October 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Best views in the house
Every day is legs day
October 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Every day is legs day
Stop letting people make you think your intuition is wrong. That gut instinct is part of millions of years of evolution. It’s a gift.
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Stop letting people make you think your intuition is wrong. That gut instinct is part of millions of years of evolution. It’s a gift.
Unedited: I want people to understand how lighting, pose, angle, etc. change what we perceive as real. Small shifts mean butts flatten, skin/fat rolls, stomachs poof, boobs flatten/turn into triangles (IYKYK)… Sexy ≠ lack of perceived “flaws.” They’re not flaws. They’re NORMAL
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Unedited: I want people to understand how lighting, pose, angle, etc. change what we perceive as real. Small shifts mean butts flatten, skin/fat rolls, stomachs poof, boobs flatten/turn into triangles (IYKYK)… Sexy ≠ lack of perceived “flaws.” They’re not flaws. They’re NORMAL
My knees said no, lol
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My knees said no, lol
Final check-up! He scolded me for wearing sandals and says I need to stay in supportive sneakers for another 2.5 more months (I’m trying to be a good patient, but let’s be real: that’s not going to happen), but my foot recovery is looking great!
June 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Final check-up! He scolded me for wearing sandals and says I need to stay in supportive sneakers for another 2.5 more months (I’m trying to be a good patient, but let’s be real: that’s not going to happen), but my foot recovery is looking great!
I really dislike animal print, but I really like this swimsuit. Honest feedback only: Can I wear this in public, or only if I’m being Bam Bam from the Flintstones for Halloween?
June 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I really dislike animal print, but I really like this swimsuit. Honest feedback only: Can I wear this in public, or only if I’m being Bam Bam from the Flintstones for Halloween?
Is this what it means to bootstrap?
June 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Is this what it means to bootstrap?
Not all who wander are lost
June 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Not all who wander are lost
Bougie pet peeve: I hate when spas put a spray bottle of eucalyptus spritz in their steam shower instead of actually infusing the steam with eucalyptus. In keeping with my typical “heat and steam should be crucibles!” theme, I vote for menthol that pierces my lungs, lol
June 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bougie pet peeve: I hate when spas put a spray bottle of eucalyptus spritz in their steam shower instead of actually infusing the steam with eucalyptus. In keeping with my typical “heat and steam should be crucibles!” theme, I vote for menthol that pierces my lungs, lol
Motivation Monday: Nothing changes if nothing changes. Choose mindfully.
March 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Motivation Monday: Nothing changes if nothing changes. Choose mindfully.
Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is sit in a patch of sunlight and exist.
March 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is sit in a patch of sunlight and exist.
March 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m feeling really demoralized. It’s been 4.5 weeks of no walking on this foot. I miss the active/outdoor activities I enjoy, being able to do things for myself, and just having everything not be a momentous task. These follow-up x-rays do not seem promising. Appointment tomorrow.
February 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m feeling really demoralized. It’s been 4.5 weeks of no walking on this foot. I miss the active/outdoor activities I enjoy, being able to do things for myself, and just having everything not be a momentous task. These follow-up x-rays do not seem promising. Appointment tomorrow.
Feeling hot, hot, hot
February 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Feeling hot, hot, hot
Is anyone familiar with the Kristen Bell sloth video? I definitely had a Kristen Bell sloth moment! I love these guys!
February 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Is anyone familiar with the Kristen Bell sloth video? I definitely had a Kristen Bell sloth moment! I love these guys!
Jesus H. I had considered the possibility that I might have some neurodivergence but waived it off because everybody seems to identify with ND lately, but now I’m reconsidering because I’ve never felt so called out by a tweet.
February 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Jesus H. I had considered the possibility that I might have some neurodivergence but waived it off because everybody seems to identify with ND lately, but now I’m reconsidering because I’ve never felt so called out by a tweet.
This is a gigantic robot with a butt plug and you will not change my mind.
January 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is a gigantic robot with a butt plug and you will not change my mind.