Andra Porter
@andraporter.bsky.social
Candid Confidante * Retired Marine * Disillusioned Doc * Erotic Entrepreneur * linktr.ee/andraporter
Me: “I don’t have ADHD.”
Also me: [spends Friday night sorting every nut and bolt into hundreds of tackle box compartments]
Also me: [spends Friday night sorting every nut and bolt into hundreds of tackle box compartments]
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Me: “I don’t have ADHD.”
Also me: [spends Friday night sorting every nut and bolt into hundreds of tackle box compartments]
Also me: [spends Friday night sorting every nut and bolt into hundreds of tackle box compartments]
My therapist looked at me w/ compassion & said, “At a certain point, if we’re vulnerable with the wrong people, we’re just teaching them how to hurt us,” & now I can’t shake it & kind of want to throw things. Do you ever have those moments? What zingers have hit YOU sideways?
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My therapist looked at me w/ compassion & said, “At a certain point, if we’re vulnerable with the wrong people, we’re just teaching them how to hurt us,” & now I can’t shake it & kind of want to throw things. Do you ever have those moments? What zingers have hit YOU sideways?
We all need more days like this
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We all need more days like this
I know nothing about that
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I know nothing about that
Good morning, sunshine!
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Good morning, sunshine!
Don’t know if this is an INTJ thing or spillover from SW, but…
Me as a consultant: “Effectiveness is more important than efficiency.”
Me w/ acquaintances/prior civ colleagues: “No, I’m not driving across town to ‘catch up,’ b/c I have a lot on my plate & that’s inefficient.”
Me as a consultant: “Effectiveness is more important than efficiency.”
Me w/ acquaintances/prior civ colleagues: “No, I’m not driving across town to ‘catch up,’ b/c I have a lot on my plate & that’s inefficient.”
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Don’t know if this is an INTJ thing or spillover from SW, but…
Me as a consultant: “Effectiveness is more important than efficiency.”
Me w/ acquaintances/prior civ colleagues: “No, I’m not driving across town to ‘catch up,’ b/c I have a lot on my plate & that’s inefficient.”
Me as a consultant: “Effectiveness is more important than efficiency.”
Me w/ acquaintances/prior civ colleagues: “No, I’m not driving across town to ‘catch up,’ b/c I have a lot on my plate & that’s inefficient.”
Best views in the house
October 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Best views in the house
I don’t want a Labubu. That sounds like something to put a Bandaid on.
I do, however, have a WL full of great books that I’d like to read. I’ll gladly take a Labookbook.
(My wishlist link is in my bio)
I do, however, have a WL full of great books that I’d like to read. I’ll gladly take a Labookbook.
(My wishlist link is in my bio)
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I don’t want a Labubu. That sounds like something to put a Bandaid on.
I do, however, have a WL full of great books that I’d like to read. I’ll gladly take a Labookbook.
(My wishlist link is in my bio)
I do, however, have a WL full of great books that I’d like to read. I’ll gladly take a Labookbook.
(My wishlist link is in my bio)
Every day is legs day
October 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Every day is legs day
Stop letting people make you think your intuition is wrong. That gut instinct is part of millions of years of evolution. It’s a gift.
October 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Stop letting people make you think your intuition is wrong. That gut instinct is part of millions of years of evolution. It’s a gift.
If your account is nothing but AI thirst traps, I will block you. I have no patience for bot self-promotion on my feed.
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If your account is nothing but AI thirst traps, I will block you. I have no patience for bot self-promotion on my feed.
Unedited: I want people to understand how lighting, pose, angle, etc. change what we perceive as real. Small shifts mean butts flatten, skin/fat rolls, stomachs poof, boobs flatten/turn into triangles (IYKYK)… Sexy ≠ lack of perceived “flaws.” They’re not flaws. They’re NORMAL
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Unedited: I want people to understand how lighting, pose, angle, etc. change what we perceive as real. Small shifts mean butts flatten, skin/fat rolls, stomachs poof, boobs flatten/turn into triangles (IYKYK)… Sexy ≠ lack of perceived “flaws.” They’re not flaws. They’re NORMAL
I worked my butt off on Fanfix for the first couple of months, making $8500 in Aug & $7500 in Sep. But in truth, it was grueling and depleted me, & I have struggled to force myself back (I've made <$800 on FF in Oct). I'm stuck between "not all money is good money" and "no excuses."
October 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I worked my butt off on Fanfix for the first couple of months, making $8500 in Aug & $7500 in Sep. But in truth, it was grueling and depleted me, & I have struggled to force myself back (I've made <$800 on FF in Oct). I'm stuck between "not all money is good money" and "no excuses."
My knees said no, lol
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My knees said no, lol
I've neglected Bluesky over the past few months. I'm tired of social media, and I'm juggling a lot. But it's also become apparent with recent changes on X that this space is important, so let's see if I can stick it out better this time...
October 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I've neglected Bluesky over the past few months. I'm tired of social media, and I'm juggling a lot. But it's also become apparent with recent changes on X that this space is important, so let's see if I can stick it out better this time...
Final check-up! He scolded me for wearing sandals and says I need to stay in supportive sneakers for another 2.5 more months (I’m trying to be a good patient, but let’s be real: that’s not going to happen), but my foot recovery is looking great!
June 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Final check-up! He scolded me for wearing sandals and says I need to stay in supportive sneakers for another 2.5 more months (I’m trying to be a good patient, but let’s be real: that’s not going to happen), but my foot recovery is looking great!
I really dislike animal print, but I really like this swimsuit. Honest feedback only: Can I wear this in public, or only if I’m being Bam Bam from the Flintstones for Halloween?
June 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I really dislike animal print, but I really like this swimsuit. Honest feedback only: Can I wear this in public, or only if I’m being Bam Bam from the Flintstones for Halloween?
Is this what it means to bootstrap?
June 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Is this what it means to bootstrap?
I hope plump bodies can be appreciated after this cultural preoccupation with Ozempic. Everybody being skinny is boring. Variety is underrated.
June 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I hope plump bodies can be appreciated after this cultural preoccupation with Ozempic. Everybody being skinny is boring. Variety is underrated.
Not all who wander are lost
June 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Not all who wander are lost
Bougie pet peeve: I hate when spas put a spray bottle of eucalyptus spritz in their steam shower instead of actually infusing the steam with eucalyptus. In keeping with my typical “heat and steam should be crucibles!” theme, I vote for menthol that pierces my lungs, lol
June 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bougie pet peeve: I hate when spas put a spray bottle of eucalyptus spritz in their steam shower instead of actually infusing the steam with eucalyptus. In keeping with my typical “heat and steam should be crucibles!” theme, I vote for menthol that pierces my lungs, lol
A 34-count convicted felon who pardoned cop killers and rioters now talking about “law and order” is some next level gaslighty BS
June 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
A 34-count convicted felon who pardoned cop killers and rioters now talking about “law and order” is some next level gaslighty BS