I like how Little Shop of Horrors stops for a second and goes “yeah I’ve got a real fuckin beef with Dentists!!” and then goes back to the plant stuff

I would usually say “it’s the guns” but this time I’ll say “thoughts and prayers” … because this is what happens when it’s easier to get a gun than it is to get healthcare.

It’s truly healing to my inner youngest child self to have my husband watch me play Red Dead Redemption 2 … and we’re talking for hours at a time over the course of months and months.

My sister reminded me that I left my vag on Tom Sawyer’s Island.

I fully missed out on Twitter and thanks to @lauratremaine.bsky.social and @jamiebgolden.bsky.social I’m here.