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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins, here's the script:
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1 MARY [in the stable, talking to an iPhone being held by a baffled looking JOSEPH]:
Hey guys! Mary here!
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MARY:
Today I’m going to talk to you about how to build your career as an influencer
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MARY:
OK first up is: Great content
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MARY:
Find a good, ‘grammable setting, like this rustic barn
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MARY:
Next is narrative -
Use captions to tell your story, like:
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[Show Mary’s Instagram post, her holding baby in the hay and caption reads]:
My new baby is the Son of God
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MARY:
BOSH - I’ve doubled my follower count from 3 to 6 in just one hour [ We see the three Kings appear in doorway with their gifts, standing next to the three Shepherds]
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MARY:
Once you’re at that point you’ll start getting offers to to promote products
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FIRST KING [sinking to his knees, holding forth his myrrh]:
OH BLESSED SON OF -
MARY [swiping myrrh off him]:
Cheers
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[Show Mary’s IG post again, posing with the myrrh. Caption reads]:
THIS MYRRH IS LUSH GUYS #myrrh
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MARY:
Next thing you know you’ll have founded a world religion and your engagement will be through the roof
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MARY [pointing downwards as she talks to camera]:
Thank me later guys, like and subscribe!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreideju5rbklu7kknfjuvu4xeqivcdvref7w22t7bru6iiedoud2fhy@jpeg)
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November 30, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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