Andie Darlington
@andiedarlington.bsky.social
Writer, foodie, fan of indie music, micropubs & nonleague football, cos small is beautiful. Slimming World disciple. Trans. ⚧ She/her. Sláva Ukrayíni! 🇺🇦
Oh, the joys of being trans and on the internet in 2025. Let's hope this works.
May 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh, the joys of being trans and on the internet in 2025. Let's hope this works.
I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. #twinpeaks
May 10, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange. #twinpeaks
Ya never see the Dragon and Marjorie the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock in the same room, do ya?
March 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Ya never see the Dragon and Marjorie the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock in the same room, do ya?
So Putin has agreed to stop committing war crimes for 30 days, before starting again. What a shambles. Ceasefire, my arse.
March 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So Putin has agreed to stop committing war crimes for 30 days, before starting again. What a shambles. Ceasefire, my arse.
You are, Graham. This is basic law when it comes to libel. By allowing those comments, you are "publishing" them. Substack could also face a claim. This is SO BASIC!
March 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You are, Graham. This is basic law when it comes to libel. By allowing those comments, you are "publishing" them. Substack could also face a claim. This is SO BASIC!
Prediction: Putin will use a tactical nuclear weapon in Ukraine. There's nothing to stop him now that Trump's clearly on his side.
February 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Prediction: Putin will use a tactical nuclear weapon in Ukraine. There's nothing to stop him now that Trump's clearly on his side.
The projection is off the effing scale.
February 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The projection is off the effing scale.
Exec Orders guy: "Protecting women from radical gender ideology, Sir."
DT: "Oooooooooh!" Swish of pen.
1. Being trans is neither radical nor an ideology.
2. You're literally a rapist who brags about grabbing women "by the pussy", SIR.
F*ck off!
DT: "Oooooooooh!" Swish of pen.
1. Being trans is neither radical nor an ideology.
2. You're literally a rapist who brags about grabbing women "by the pussy", SIR.
F*ck off!
January 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Exec Orders guy: "Protecting women from radical gender ideology, Sir."
DT: "Oooooooooh!" Swish of pen.
1. Being trans is neither radical nor an ideology.
2. You're literally a rapist who brags about grabbing women "by the pussy", SIR.
F*ck off!
DT: "Oooooooooh!" Swish of pen.
1. Being trans is neither radical nor an ideology.
2. You're literally a rapist who brags about grabbing women "by the pussy", SIR.
F*ck off!
The world's just absolutely f*cked now, isn't it? 20,000 MAGAts cheering this shit to the rooftops. FFS, Murica. IDIOTS.
January 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The world's just absolutely f*cked now, isn't it? 20,000 MAGAts cheering this shit to the rooftops. FFS, Murica. IDIOTS.
There's a cavalcade on desolation highway
In my veins
Like a cold parade on desolation highway
Coursing through my veins
In my veins
Like a cold parade on desolation highway
Coursing through my veins
January 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
There's a cavalcade on desolation highway
In my veins
Like a cold parade on desolation highway
Coursing through my veins
In my veins
Like a cold parade on desolation highway
Coursing through my veins
The real reason Donald Trump wants his second inauguration inside. We remember the "crowds" of 2017, Donny.
January 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The real reason Donald Trump wants his second inauguration inside. We remember the "crowds" of 2017, Donny.
RIP David Lynch. As well as a legend of the big and small screens, he was a trans ally, introducing Denise in Twin Peaks at a time when no-one else would've dared. Goodnight, sweet prince. See you in the trees.
January 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
RIP David Lynch. As well as a legend of the big and small screens, he was a trans ally, introducing Denise in Twin Peaks at a time when no-one else would've dared. Goodnight, sweet prince. See you in the trees.
Not sure JoJo deserves to be on your lists, Asuka. She's a really good person.
January 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Not sure JoJo deserves to be on your lists, Asuka. She's a really good person.
Good call, mate! Down with Baden-Otto!
January 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Good call, mate! Down with Baden-Otto!
I knew when I was six, so f*ck off and stay in your billionaire lane. Fascist.
December 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I knew when I was six, so f*ck off and stay in your billionaire lane. Fascist.
Darts ace Michael van Gerwyn is known as "The Green Machine" because of his trademark lime-green shirt.
Meanwhile, limes are also green - but they are NOT LIME GREEN.
WHY?
Meanwhile, limes are also green - but they are NOT LIME GREEN.
WHY?
December 30, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Darts ace Michael van Gerwyn is known as "The Green Machine" because of his trademark lime-green shirt.
Meanwhile, limes are also green - but they are NOT LIME GREEN.
WHY?
Meanwhile, limes are also green - but they are NOT LIME GREEN.
WHY?
Ying tong yiddle I po.
December 16, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Ying tong yiddle I po.
OMG! OMG! OMG!
December 12, 2024 at 9:33 PM
OMG! OMG! OMG!
During an interview with John Torode a few years ago, I asked him what it was like working with Gregg Wallace. I forget the exact answer, but I got the message loud and clear that John didn't like him one bit. All makes sense now.
December 2, 2024 at 6:27 PM
During an interview with John Torode a few years ago, I asked him what it was like working with Gregg Wallace. I forget the exact answer, but I got the message loud and clear that John didn't like him one bit. All makes sense now.
You seem nice.
November 30, 2024 at 8:15 PM
You seem nice.
