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@and92rew.bsky.social
Somebody lied to me several times and told me that I’m fly, hot, sexy and beautiful & I’m nothing like that. I’m nothing of the sort. Beyoncè is Queen 🐝
The size difference in 2 months 😭 my girl is growing too quick! Ps she’s calling the police about her favourite walking route being closed! 🚨
February 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Stood up for 10 seconds and came back in to the room to this. I haven’t got the heart to move her so I’m now relegated to the floor.
December 14, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre as a kid
December 12, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Puppy snuggles and Beetlejuice Beetlejuice to kick off Saturday, perfect 👌🏼
December 7, 2024 at 10:13 AM
The nostalgic itch in my brain this just scratched! Updated the PS5 to start the way PS1 did 🥹🥹
December 5, 2024 at 9:54 PM
You in water 💦
December 3, 2024 at 10:37 PM
So far she hasn’t paid too much attention to the tree, let’s see how long that lasts!
December 1, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Time for the decorations to go up and who better to kick us off other than mother Mariah’s warbling’s!
December 1, 2024 at 10:27 AM
G’morning! Just caught this flight from London to Aberdeen going past the moon 🌙
November 28, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 26, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Lani’s first snow! ❄️
November 23, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Something about 4pm - 6pm turns this puppy in to a demon!

At least my butt looks good while I’m getting my hair ripped out!
November 22, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Reskeet a picture of you as a twink!

Twink death got me good gal!
November 22, 2024 at 10:55 AM
So this is puppy life 🥴 good morning!
November 21, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Oh dear, the porn bots have already started following me on here.
November 20, 2024 at 9:50 AM
The guy getting Mike Wazowski’d in this picture is taking me out!

Imagine you get a photo with Beyoncé and her pose covers your face!!

I’d end it all.
November 19, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Lani is in a kibble coma, finished her food then fell asleep in the bowl🥹
November 19, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Time to give this another go 🤔 wasn’t feeling it the first time around and gave up!
November 18, 2024 at 7:45 PM
You were at the Sunderland show! Me too 😁
November 18, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Introduce yourself with four video games
November 18, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I grew up on these streets.
November 17, 2024 at 6:13 PM
show me your legs bluesky…

Not an uncommon position for me 😏
November 17, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Bluesky challenge: post two pictures of you and your partner in crime
November 17, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Puppy has fell asleep between my legs and I don’t dare move. Guess I live on the floor now 🙄
November 17, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Working from home with a puppy, Jesus take the wheel!
November 15, 2024 at 2:43 PM