Andrew //
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Somebody lied to me several times and told me that I’m fly, hot, sexy and beautiful & I’m nothing like that. I’m nothing of the sort. Beyoncè is Queen 🐝
The size difference in 2 months 😭 my girl is growing too quick! Ps she’s calling the police about her favourite walking route being closed! 🚨
February 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The size difference in 2 months 😭 my girl is growing too quick! Ps she’s calling the police about her favourite walking route being closed! 🚨
One of those days where a lottery win would be so cute right now! So tired 😪
January 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
One of those days where a lottery win would be so cute right now! So tired 😪
Stood up for 10 seconds and came back in to the room to this. I haven’t got the heart to move her so I’m now relegated to the floor.
December 14, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Stood up for 10 seconds and came back in to the room to this. I haven’t got the heart to move her so I’m now relegated to the floor.
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre as a kid
December 12, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre as a kid
Just when I thought I was starting to understand Death Stranding I get sucked in to a tornado, transported to WW2 and Mads Mikkelsen is trying to kill me. The fuck?
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December 11, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Just when I thought I was starting to understand Death Stranding I get sucked in to a tornado, transported to WW2 and Mads Mikkelsen is trying to kill me. The fuck?
Anyone else gone in to shut down / Christmas mode with work?
I just can’t bring myself to do any work and I don’t break up for another 2 weeks 😬
I just can’t bring myself to do any work and I don’t break up for another 2 weeks 😬
December 9, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Anyone else gone in to shut down / Christmas mode with work?
I just can’t bring myself to do any work and I don’t break up for another 2 weeks 😬
I just can’t bring myself to do any work and I don’t break up for another 2 weeks 😬
Puppy snuggles and Beetlejuice Beetlejuice to kick off Saturday, perfect 👌🏼
December 7, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Puppy snuggles and Beetlejuice Beetlejuice to kick off Saturday, perfect 👌🏼
The nostalgic itch in my brain this just scratched! Updated the PS5 to start the way PS1 did 🥹🥹
December 5, 2024 at 9:54 PM
The nostalgic itch in my brain this just scratched! Updated the PS5 to start the way PS1 did 🥹🥹
Nah I’m over these dark mornings!
Alarm went off at 7am and I thought it was a mistake with how cozy and dark the bedroom was!
Alarm went off at 7am and I thought it was a mistake with how cozy and dark the bedroom was!
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December 5, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Nah I’m over these dark mornings!
Alarm went off at 7am and I thought it was a mistake with how cozy and dark the bedroom was!
Alarm went off at 7am and I thought it was a mistake with how cozy and dark the bedroom was!
Time to give Skeleton Crew a whirl, isn’t life grand when you have new Star Wars to watch and sexy Jude Law!
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December 3, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Time to give Skeleton Crew a whirl, isn’t life grand when you have new Star Wars to watch and sexy Jude Law!
So far she hasn’t paid too much attention to the tree, let’s see how long that lasts!
December 1, 2024 at 4:56 PM
So far she hasn’t paid too much attention to the tree, let’s see how long that lasts!
Time for the decorations to go up and who better to kick us off other than mother Mariah’s warbling’s!
December 1, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Time for the decorations to go up and who better to kick us off other than mother Mariah’s warbling’s!
Seated and ready to watch La Voix get her crown!!
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November 28, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Seated and ready to watch La Voix get her crown!!
G’morning! Just caught this flight from London to Aberdeen going past the moon 🌙
November 28, 2024 at 7:47 AM
G’morning! Just caught this flight from London to Aberdeen going past the moon 🌙
Icy one this morning 🥶 took one look at the frozen car and decided today is definitely a WFH day!
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November 27, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Icy one this morning 🥶 took one look at the frozen car and decided today is definitely a WFH day!
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2024 was a big year for the color green and gay people
November 25, 2024 at 4:49 AM
2024 was a big year for the color green and gay people
The fact that it’s only Tuesday is really not sitting right within my soul!
November 26, 2024 at 3:47 PM
The fact that it’s only Tuesday is really not sitting right within my soul!
I just clicked my neck so fiercely it made my pending headache go away!
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November 26, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I just clicked my neck so fiercely it made my pending headache go away!
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 26, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
Lani’s first snow! ❄️
November 23, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Lani’s first snow! ❄️
Something about 4pm - 6pm turns this puppy in to a demon!
At least my butt looks good while I’m getting my hair ripped out!
At least my butt looks good while I’m getting my hair ripped out!
November 22, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Something about 4pm - 6pm turns this puppy in to a demon!
At least my butt looks good while I’m getting my hair ripped out!
At least my butt looks good while I’m getting my hair ripped out!
Euromillion’s put on for tonight. Can’t believe this time tomorrow I’ll be worth £158 million 😮💨 so if anyone needs lend of a tenner I’m your guy!
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November 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Euromillion’s put on for tonight. Can’t believe this time tomorrow I’ll be worth £158 million 😮💨 so if anyone needs lend of a tenner I’m your guy!
Reskeet a picture of you as a twink!
Twink death got me good gal!
Twink death got me good gal!
November 22, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Reskeet a picture of you as a twink!
Twink death got me good gal!
Twink death got me good gal!
So this is puppy life 🥴 good morning!
November 21, 2024 at 8:42 AM
So this is puppy life 🥴 good morning!