My way of finding new music involves me re-listening the same 10 or so songs until I go into a long enough study session for youtube music to autoplay me into the new 10 or so songs that I'll be re-listening from now on.

Haven't been keeping up with the news lately, hello to all brazilian xitter refugees!

Okay, this may be incredibly stupid because I don't exactly discuss with people how they wake up, but does anyone else have this inexplicable ability to wake up RIGHT before the alarm clock goes off? The peak of that for me was when I needed to get up at 6 today to get to my uni.

The heartwrenching realization that your niche interest got discovered and pushed into the mainstream by white people. The other day saw someone use "youngshits" to refer to people new to something and felt such burning rage I reckon I could've turned sand into molten glass by just looking at it.

My balls itch can anyone figure it out rq?

Throwback to this one time a friend saw my selfharm scars, thought that the long red lines looked kinda like whip marks, and get this, assumed that those were from me having a particularly kinky bdsm intercourse (???) with my girlfriend (???) who I was hiding from the friend group (???). I...

The one thing I love so dearly about Russian language is the intricacies and complexity of the swear words. No "Fucktangular", no "Verdammter Scheiß" can even begin to so much as consider conveying an iota, the most infinitesimal amount of raw emotion as "Пиздопрохуёвина".

Looked up "elden ring" on bsky, scrolled twice in total and saw at least 3 cocks. Sounds about right.

The joy exhibited by my stepdad shyly showing me and my mother his so-called artistic photo of some landscape rotated 40° with some whack ass filter, is like that of a 12 year old showing his mom his picture of a dinosaur he drew. Like aww swwtie that's so nice will u shutup if we put it on a fridge

If I was a duck in a park I'd be the most shameless cunt ever, I'd peck and push away EVERYONE trying to get to MY oats, I'd be the fattest fucking duck there is, they'd turn me into a tourist attraction and call me something like Warship Josh

AGP is just playing gender in third person mode

yes it’s suboptimal but at least you get to see all the gear you bought through microtransactions

So fucking tired of hookups and shit, there needs to be an app for people looking to platonically cuddle n talk about stuff.

If I could smoke weed I'd be stoned 24/7. I'm not even exaggerating, you wouldn't have seen me sober, not once.

One of many things that pisses me off about mainstream depictions of hallucinations is that they made everyone assume my brain deadass just thinks up a guy named Josh Oatmeal and I'm actively trying to talk or engage with him.

Kursk 2000 😏

Kursk 2024 😡

I started cutting apples in half with my pocket knife when I eat them to justify buying said pocket knife as something other than a fidget toy

Fly streamer with a 10 millisecond reaction time beating all fromsoft souls-likes back-to-back-to-back in a single broadcast without taking damage once.