Camden’s Finest
@anbrll00.bsky.social
Voted most erotic youth pastor in 2013
I wish DOGE would do something useful like slash some calories out of my favorite donuts.
March 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I wish DOGE would do something useful like slash some calories out of my favorite donuts.
One time I walked into a Walmart bathroom in Middletown Ohio and caught JD Vance jacking off to a picture of Kurt Warner kissing Dick Vermeil on the lips.
February 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
One time I walked into a Walmart bathroom in Middletown Ohio and caught JD Vance jacking off to a picture of Kurt Warner kissing Dick Vermeil on the lips.
Carol Brady was very disrespectful to her first husband when she gave her children Mike Brady’s last name.
December 8, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Carol Brady was very disrespectful to her first husband when she gave her children Mike Brady’s last name.
I’m starting a gofundme for the family of the murdered united healthcare CEO
December 5, 2024 at 2:07 PM
I’m starting a gofundme for the family of the murdered united healthcare CEO
My new bakery “special kneads” wasn’t very successful.
November 28, 2024 at 2:03 PM
My new bakery “special kneads” wasn’t very successful.
Matt Gaetz had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.
November 25, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Matt Gaetz had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick.
Ugly kid Joe should be secretary of entertainment
November 23, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Ugly kid Joe should be secretary of entertainment
The Snapple lady should be press secretary.
November 20, 2024 at 3:11 PM
The Snapple lady should be press secretary.
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Me: I call this a “juggalo speedball.” It’s an original recipe four loko mixed with 200mg of Benadryl.
Shark tank judge: here is a big bag with a dollar sign on it. It represents my entire fortune. I want you to invest ALL of it into this product.
Shark tank judge: here is a big bag with a dollar sign on it. It represents my entire fortune. I want you to invest ALL of it into this product.
November 20, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Me: I call this a “juggalo speedball.” It’s an original recipe four loko mixed with 200mg of Benadryl.
Shark tank judge: here is a big bag with a dollar sign on it. It represents my entire fortune. I want you to invest ALL of it into this product.
Shark tank judge: here is a big bag with a dollar sign on it. It represents my entire fortune. I want you to invest ALL of it into this product.
I’m boycotting thanksgiving this year because my woke grandma has two unisex bathrooms.
November 20, 2024 at 1:36 PM
I’m boycotting thanksgiving this year because my woke grandma has two unisex bathrooms.
Goth families burn their turkeys on thanksgiving.
November 20, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Goth families burn their turkeys on thanksgiving.
I fingered my girlfriend while Netflix buffered.
November 16, 2024 at 10:16 AM
I fingered my girlfriend while Netflix buffered.
The headless horseman had a head, he just never had a blowjob performed on him.
October 7, 2024 at 1:57 AM
The headless horseman had a head, he just never had a blowjob performed on him.
I’m wearing my maga kilt today and reminding everyone that the Irish were slaves too.
September 25, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I’m wearing my maga kilt today and reminding everyone that the Irish were slaves too.
The next Covid will happen at a Springfield Ohio dog eating contest.
September 13, 2024 at 2:43 PM
The next Covid will happen at a Springfield Ohio dog eating contest.
Robert Kennedy jr just endorsed my grandma’s pussy.
August 25, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Robert Kennedy jr just endorsed my grandma’s pussy.
George Washington never chopped his daddy’s cherry tree down, he made one his slaves do it for him.
August 24, 2024 at 1:51 PM
George Washington never chopped his daddy’s cherry tree down, he made one his slaves do it for him.
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Psycho cop: no more games, asshole. You either give me the name of your supplier right now or I break your other arm.
Me: B-Bum Farto
Me: B-Bum Farto
August 23, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Psycho cop: no more games, asshole. You either give me the name of your supplier right now or I break your other arm.
Me: B-Bum Farto
Me: B-Bum Farto
A strain of weed called rabbit pussy squirts cured my depression!
August 22, 2024 at 10:42 PM
A strain of weed called rabbit pussy squirts cured my depression!
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Really thankful for 2010’s era technical innovations like
*checks notes*
Illegal taxi service. And—
*thumbs through to next page*
Illegal hotel service. No, wait, there’s a real one in here. Hang on
*flips through multiple pages*
Ahh! Here it is: multiple disinformation distribution networks
*checks notes*
Illegal taxi service. And—
*thumbs through to next page*
Illegal hotel service. No, wait, there’s a real one in here. Hang on
*flips through multiple pages*
Ahh! Here it is: multiple disinformation distribution networks
August 20, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Really thankful for 2010’s era technical innovations like
*checks notes*
Illegal taxi service. And—
*thumbs through to next page*
Illegal hotel service. No, wait, there’s a real one in here. Hang on
*flips through multiple pages*
Ahh! Here it is: multiple disinformation distribution networks
*checks notes*
Illegal taxi service. And—
*thumbs through to next page*
Illegal hotel service. No, wait, there’s a real one in here. Hang on
*flips through multiple pages*
Ahh! Here it is: multiple disinformation distribution networks
I’m working on a MAGA version of An American Tail where redneck mice scream and shout at the foreign ones.
August 22, 2024 at 1:38 PM
I’m working on a MAGA version of An American Tail where redneck mice scream and shout at the foreign ones.
Mitch McConnell Actively Dying in Public (Taylor’s Version)
August 31, 2023 at 6:52 AM
Mitch McConnell Actively Dying in Public (Taylor’s Version)
I’m trying to be a 1980’s rich guy by running on my treadmill and talking on my cellphone at the same time.
August 30, 2023 at 9:30 AM
I’m trying to be a 1980’s rich guy by running on my treadmill and talking on my cellphone at the same time.
Disney World has their own Area 51 and a lot of weird shit goes on there but I’m not allowed to talk about it.
August 29, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Disney World has their own Area 51 and a lot of weird shit goes on there but I’m not allowed to talk about it.