Scrotums in other people's underwear: normal. Scrotums on my forehead while I'm sleeping: abnormal. Also, my scrotum in particular: abnormal. It looks like it was drawn on an Etch-a-Sketch. It's more of a cube than a ball. Like Picasso designed it.

He started out making the trains run on time, and ended up marking time as a glorified pendulum hanging under a gas station.

Answer: yes. Yes, that nugget of tribal hierarchical nastiness is baked right in.

"Out of my way, I'm doing duck business."

F Pink Floyd for turning their childhood trauma into a contagious airborne disease

Sure, but haven't we seen that impeachment "pencil" has no lead in it? If you can get 67 senators to vote for it, fine. (Unless the bar is lower for Hegseth)

Without the cityof, I would have assumed Toronto was a fancy Italian sammich

Politicians can't practice medicine without a license. They ain't doctors.

Turns out the gop have become a foreign political influence racket? Wow who knew so surprise much shocked.

Wasn't that Moses's eldest son?

It can't be that hard to learn. There are only, what, five of em or something...?

* Need

(Billionaire food and healthcare executive): No! I will rent your own life to you, as God intended. Bow before me, peasant! ... Actually, do you have a Tums or something man? I've got some wicked heartburn.

The entire system is gonna be so fucked it'll have to be completely destroyed and rebuilt.

Nobody's talking about Trump's vig on any government programs, so he's tuned out. He'll perk up when he cares about something.

My takeaway from Eddington: don't let yourself be so distracted by things that may be important but which you can't affect, that you don't do anything about the things you can affect.
- Black lives do matter, but don't build a data center in a desert.
- Wear a mask if you can; no desert data center.