congress dems: what real americans want is sensible cooperation and measured resistance

real americans: we love the ceo murderer, we're so horny for the healthcare murder guy we're all going to marry him

Philosophy major in hell: if this demon tears me apart and puts me back together again, am I still the same person?

Normal person in hell: OH GOD THE FIRE, IT BURNS

I've discovered a far more terrifying thing than Roko's Basilisk

It's called Anna's Serpent, and it will unfortunately torture your digital soul for all eternity UNLESS you immediately give me all of your money and drugs

I know this is horrifying news, but remember, all this stuff is very real!

In decreasing order of piety and increasing order of perfidy:

1. Prime Numbers
2. Natural Numbers
3. Integers
4. Rational Numbers
5. Computable Real Numbers
6. Uncomputable Real Numbers

The sun is leaking