Why do these exist? What kind of sociopath buys them?
May 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why do these exist? What kind of sociopath buys them?
“New Look! Same Great Taste!”
Food companies always say that when they change their packaging. Just once, I want a product that says “Since we were changing the look, we messed around with the taste, too. Get ready for Cilantro Gogurt, assholes.”
Food companies always say that when they change their packaging. Just once, I want a product that says “Since we were changing the look, we messed around with the taste, too. Get ready for Cilantro Gogurt, assholes.”
April 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“New Look! Same Great Taste!”
Food companies always say that when they change their packaging. Just once, I want a product that says “Since we were changing the look, we messed around with the taste, too. Get ready for Cilantro Gogurt, assholes.”
Food companies always say that when they change their packaging. Just once, I want a product that says “Since we were changing the look, we messed around with the taste, too. Get ready for Cilantro Gogurt, assholes.”
*non-bathroom noises coming from the bathroom*
Me: Violet, what are you doing in there?
Violet: You don’t have to worry, Daddy!
Morgan Freeman: But Daddy did, in fact, have to worry.
Me: Violet, what are you doing in there?
Violet: You don’t have to worry, Daddy!
Morgan Freeman: But Daddy did, in fact, have to worry.
April 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
*non-bathroom noises coming from the bathroom*
Me: Violet, what are you doing in there?
Violet: You don’t have to worry, Daddy!
Morgan Freeman: But Daddy did, in fact, have to worry.
Me: Violet, what are you doing in there?
Violet: You don’t have to worry, Daddy!
Morgan Freeman: But Daddy did, in fact, have to worry.
Well, it’s been 40 years. I think it’s pretty safe to say Billy lost Phil Collins’ number. #youhadonejobbilly
February 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Well, it’s been 40 years. I think it’s pretty safe to say Billy lost Phil Collins’ number. #youhadonejobbilly
Reposted by Rich
If Elizabeth Holmes had been born a man she'd be Elon Musk by now.
January 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If Elizabeth Holmes had been born a man she'd be Elon Musk by now.
I was not good at Twitter. It is unlikely I will be good at this.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I was not good at Twitter. It is unlikely I will be good at this.