ryan ⭐
@anarchohannibalism.xyz
California's most pretentious "artist". Ask me about: cool open source software, the importance of local record stores, fully automated luxury gay space communism, or my Garfield plush collection. 21, they/he.
i'm not particularly religious but please god let him have a burger in hand when it happens 🙏🙏🙏
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i'm not particularly religious but please god let him have a burger in hand when it happens 🙏🙏🙏
i'll concede that store bought stock is kinda nasty sometimes but i share a freezer with 4 other people so i'm living that carton life for now
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
i'll concede that store bought stock is kinda nasty sometimes but i share a freezer with 4 other people so i'm living that carton life for now
he's so awesome. i've been watching since he scraped the seeds out of a vanilla pod and threw them away, and now i get to witness him perfectly execute a turducken.
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
he's so awesome. i've been watching since he scraped the seeds out of a vanilla pod and threw them away, and now i get to witness him perfectly execute a turducken.
the posters yearn for the hogs
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
the posters yearn for the hogs
I'm Gen Z and ALL of my friends live with their parents and can't find any work better than part time food service. That might have something to do with our relative lack of disposable income.
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I'm Gen Z and ALL of my friends live with their parents and can't find any work better than part time food service. That might have something to do with our relative lack of disposable income.
nevermind I didn't read close enough. that shit is in my cart as we speak 😋
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
nevermind I didn't read close enough. that shit is in my cart as we speak 😋
my mom loves knick knacks of this genre and i 100% support her right to decorate her home as she sees fit. but i also think animal butthole trinkets are unbearably cringe 😭
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
my mom loves knick knacks of this genre and i 100% support her right to decorate her home as she sees fit. but i also think animal butthole trinkets are unbearably cringe 😭
i'm so fucking mad it's already out of stock. i know an autistic guy who would benefit from having a safe food on hand for the next century. and that guy... is me!
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i'm so fucking mad it's already out of stock. i know an autistic guy who would benefit from having a safe food on hand for the next century. and that guy... is me!
stoners are sooo embarrassing sometimes. it's literally the "i find myself defending people I think are annoying from people who I know are dangerous" quote constantly 😭
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
stoners are sooo embarrassing sometimes. it's literally the "i find myself defending people I think are annoying from people who I know are dangerous" quote constantly 😭
people bought 20 colors of the same cup. no form of overconsumption surprises me anymore lol
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
people bought 20 colors of the same cup. no form of overconsumption surprises me anymore lol
I think it's reductive to say it's all headed to a landfill. I do kinda think all those Taylor Swift album variants are going to haunt thrift stores in 20 years the same way Kenny G and Christmas CDs do now... Regardless, as long as it isn't excessive, collecting physical media is cool and good.
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I think it's reductive to say it's all headed to a landfill. I do kinda think all those Taylor Swift album variants are going to haunt thrift stores in 20 years the same way Kenny G and Christmas CDs do now... Regardless, as long as it isn't excessive, collecting physical media is cool and good.
This'll be my first time tuning into the pod; I'm genuinely here just because I like your posts. but thank you for making this episode because this book did NOT pass the sniff test for me!
November 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This'll be my first time tuning into the pod; I'm genuinely here just because I like your posts. but thank you for making this episode because this book did NOT pass the sniff test for me!
I gotta say, I'll take "having to read this in an Irish accent to even begin to make sense of the text" over those damnable footnotes any day of the week 😅
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I gotta say, I'll take "having to read this in an Irish accent to even begin to make sense of the text" over those damnable footnotes any day of the week 😅
I received a beautiful illustrated hardcover edition of Ulysses for my birthday last year and uh. I haven't made it more than like, half a dozen pages in. I feel so stupid trying to decipher it lmao
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I received a beautiful illustrated hardcover edition of Ulysses for my birthday last year and uh. I haven't made it more than like, half a dozen pages in. I feel so stupid trying to decipher it lmao
I would be fine with the rude label if it actually denoted rude behavior and not just "disagreed with me one time" lmao
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I would be fine with the rude label if it actually denoted rude behavior and not just "disagreed with me one time" lmao
my argument for apple music:
-works on everything I've used it on (apple devices, of course, but the android, pc, & web apps have improved over time)
-actually decent algorithmic suggestions, if you're into that
-you get to follow me and look at my cool playlists: music.apple.com/profile/anar...
-works on everything I've used it on (apple devices, of course, but the android, pc, & web apps have improved over time)
-actually decent algorithmic suggestions, if you're into that
-you get to follow me and look at my cool playlists: music.apple.com/profile/anar...
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November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
my argument for apple music:
-works on everything I've used it on (apple devices, of course, but the android, pc, & web apps have improved over time)
-actually decent algorithmic suggestions, if you're into that
-you get to follow me and look at my cool playlists: music.apple.com/profile/anar...
-works on everything I've used it on (apple devices, of course, but the android, pc, & web apps have improved over time)
-actually decent algorithmic suggestions, if you're into that
-you get to follow me and look at my cool playlists: music.apple.com/profile/anar...
this video's been in my watch later list for a minute, i'm taking this as an endorsement and watching it later 🫡
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
this video's been in my watch later list for a minute, i'm taking this as an endorsement and watching it later 🫡
that's something i love about painting. i hate everything about like, 90% of the process but then i'll pull out a canvas after a couple months and be like, "wait, i made this? cool!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
that's something i love about painting. i hate everything about like, 90% of the process but then i'll pull out a canvas after a couple months and be like, "wait, i made this? cool!"
they must have added wheels to the goalposts, if they're shifted this easily. ugh.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
they must have added wheels to the goalposts, if they're shifted this easily. ugh.
i blame jack antonoff for all of this
October 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
i blame jack antonoff for all of this
this creature doesn't believe in souls, is not capable of conceptualizing such human concepts, and yet still, he wishes to save yours
October 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
this creature doesn't believe in souls, is not capable of conceptualizing such human concepts, and yet still, he wishes to save yours
in as few words as possible, mine means: no masters, no kings, no prion disease 😝
October 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
in as few words as possible, mine means: no masters, no kings, no prion disease 😝