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@anarchohannibalism.xyz
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California's most pretentious "artist". Ask me about: cool open source software, the importance of local record stores, fully automated luxury gay space communism, or my Garfield plush collection. 21, they/he.
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how it feels to finally be justified in my disdain for taylor swift
Rodrick Heffley from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie cheering in ecstasy with both fists raised
October 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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enjoy this shit ass meme i whipped up in canva in two minutes
Caption: Kash Patel Rolls "Worst Psyop Ever", Asked To Leave the FBI. Image contains Front-Facing Kash Patel on the left, and on the right is a hand edited to hold the bullets allegedly from the recent ICE shooting with "Anti-ICE" written on them.
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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ok i put the bluesky app back on my phone because i am weak and a sheep. i hope somebody missed me ?
low quality image of a low poly rat trapped in a cage with the caption "me despite my rage" (a reference to Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet with Butterfly Wings)
August 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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i am not a fan of south park but i'm 100% going to be saying this all the time now
a screenshot of South Park season 27 episode 1, with Butters and Cartman sitting in a car. the subtitles read, "We're heading for that big woke kingdom in the sky"
July 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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it's okay to leave your eraserhead baby in a hot car
a paper-mache recreation of the baby from Eraserhead buckled into the backseat of my boyfriend's 2000 Honda Accord
March 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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I'm obsessed with these things and my bf calls them my "potions of piss" lmao
a picture of vitamin water in the "energy tropical citrus flavor" that i stole off the walmart website. it is a similar shade of yellow to urine.
March 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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i'm in. here is my resume
a photo of a sketchbook with acrylic paint swatches on it. the swatches are labeled with the color name, pigment name, lightfastness, and transparency. tl;dr it's art nerd stuff
February 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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that's literally what he did
A photo of J Cole with a fan. He's got his laptop beside him and headphones on with a calm facial expression. They are sitting on a beach.
February 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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i almost exclusively draw portraits, but if i look at them too long, i notice tiny details i fucked up and get the urge to walk into the sea. pic related; how are the eyes two different sizes when i literally traced this from the reference photo
A black and white traced image of my friend in his Navy uniform, in the style of a Wojak
February 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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one of my boyfriend's favorite movies is some shit I've never heard of called Spookley the Square Pumpkin. but I've got Oldboy (2003) in my top 3 so I can't really judge. he's great, we've been together for almost 2 years now.
A screenshot of a Letterboxd review of a movie called Spookley the Square Pumpkin that reads, "Spookley deserved better. All you motherfuckers hating on his square swag. His rectangular rizz of sorts. This movie is a cinematic masterpiece and all who disagree are little round fucks."
February 7, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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MS paint-esque drawing of Timmy Turner from The Fairly Odd Parents with a speech bubble that reads, "Please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"
February 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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i finally have another opportunity to use this picture i edited as a one-off joke!
A bullet journal spread with yellow stickers, and an edited badge with the text, "Murder CEO"
February 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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my parents adopted a cat recently and she's a great cat except she farts like a trucker on gas station sushi
a blurry photo of my mom's cat, a mostly grey tortoiseshell
February 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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I just know Drake is crying on his Close Friends story rn
Kendrick Lamar on the red carpet holding all four Grammy awards he won for "Not Like Us"
February 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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I'm doing my part!
Garfield over a lesbian flag with the text, "I'm on a Garfield diet, whenever I Garf ield I eat it"
February 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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similar thing happening to the google play store too lmao
screenshot of the Google Play Store listing the top 5 most downloaded apps: Red Note (Xiaohongshu), Clapper, Temu, ReelShort, and Instagram
January 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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wonderful things are happening on Xiaohongshu
A Xiaohongshu (RedNote) screenshot one a young Chinese man with subtitles that read, "How to say Shawty in Chinese" The Martin Scorcese "absolute cinema" meme but the text is translated into Chinese
January 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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assigned fob at birth
a picture of the band Fall Out Boy from around 2007 or so
December 19, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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me telepathically sending healing gatorade vibes:
a meme of Professor X doing telepathy? i don't actually know but he's got a pained facial expression and he's sending out red beams from his head
December 14, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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shockingly accurate!
a screenshot that reads, "41. Walter White (Breaking Bad): 78% 42. Dr. Gregory House (House, M.D.): 78% 43. Dr. Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs): 78%
December 11, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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artist's rendition:
edited photo of a yellow weekly journal page with a yellow sticker that reads, "Murder CEO"
December 9, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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I am having perhaps a little too much fun with this
An edited screenshot of the Wizard from Stardew Valley saying, "Yo mama so stupid she thought an IUD was a type of explosive."
December 9, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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you've gotta be fucking kidding me rn
a Bluesky notification that reads "Christmas liked your post"
December 3, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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a little shoutout to this butt-ugly fall out boy shirt i've been using to dye my hair in since 2018
a photo of a white and blue tie-dyed shirt, with a purple square album cover in the center of it. text on the shirt reads "Mania" and Fall Out Boy," respectively
December 2, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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I've had ENOUGH
December 1, 2024 at 6:09 PM