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Parenting realness, memes + humour
Parents: Nice to meet you, this is our little darling
Kids:
Kids:
July 13, 2023 at 2:09 PM
Parents: Nice to meet you, this is our little darling
Kids:
Kids:
When your toddler realizes you went to the bathroom without them
July 10, 2023 at 12:32 PM
When your toddler realizes you went to the bathroom without them
Me: Why is it so hard to make friends as an adult?
Also me:
Also me:
July 8, 2023 at 11:40 AM
Me: Why is it so hard to make friends as an adult?
Also me:
Also me:
When my husband is roasting me but I'm too tired to think of a comeback
July 6, 2023 at 11:49 AM
When my husband is roasting me but I'm too tired to think of a comeback
When you get the message to say that a substitution has been made to your grocery order
July 4, 2023 at 12:45 PM
When you get the message to say that a substitution has been made to your grocery order
Hey, I have read they are definitely in the works but they are still working on encryption etc
July 2, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Hey, I have read they are definitely in the works but they are still working on encryption etc
When you engage in some self-care and it doesn't immediately solve all of your problems
July 1, 2023 at 12:52 PM
When you engage in some self-care and it doesn't immediately solve all of your problems
Me checking to see if my kid is still alive because it's too quiet
June 29, 2023 at 11:58 AM
Me checking to see if my kid is still alive because it's too quiet
Me trying to exercise while my kid is around
June 26, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Me trying to exercise while my kid is around
Them: You've been quiet, what's on your mind?
Me:
Me:
June 24, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Them: You've been quiet, what's on your mind?
Me:
Me:
When your kid asks where their obnoxious musical toy went
June 22, 2023 at 11:18 AM
When your kid asks where their obnoxious musical toy went
Once every three seconds somewhere in the world someone is being startled awake by a phone dropping onto their face
June 19, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Once every three seconds somewhere in the world someone is being startled awake by a phone dropping onto their face
What if hashtags were hidden within the post menu? Like you don't see them at all on the actual post but when you click the three dots on a post a 'hashtag' option appears and you can click it if you want to see the hashtags someone used
June 18, 2023 at 2:27 AM
What if hashtags were hidden within the post menu? Like you don't see them at all on the actual post but when you click the three dots on a post a 'hashtag' option appears and you can click it if you want to see the hashtags someone used
six-year-old me being told that the gum I just swallowed is going to stay in my digestive tract for seven years
June 17, 2023 at 10:21 PM
six-year-old me being told that the gum I just swallowed is going to stay in my digestive tract for seven years
Newskies writing their first skeet
June 16, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Newskies writing their first skeet
Them: Haven't heard from you for a while, have you been busy?
Me:
Me:
June 15, 2023 at 12:15 PM
Them: Haven't heard from you for a while, have you been busy?
Me:
Me:
My toddler every time I take him to the local park
June 12, 2023 at 10:17 PM
My toddler every time I take him to the local park
What I thought adulthood would be like vs What it's actually like
June 11, 2023 at 3:01 AM
What I thought adulthood would be like vs What it's actually like
Me hiding in the pantry to eat the good snacks hoping my family won't notice
June 9, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Me hiding in the pantry to eat the good snacks hoping my family won't notice
When you show them the meme you made and they just say "that's funny"...
June 6, 2023 at 11:31 PM
When you show them the meme you made and they just say "that's funny"...
When you're texting someone and they respond with "I'll just call you!"
June 3, 2023 at 9:18 PM
When you're texting someone and they respond with "I'll just call you!"
Me watching Blippi call a hexagon a pentagon
June 1, 2023 at 12:28 PM
Me watching Blippi call a hexagon a pentagon
Me adding more custom feeds that I'll probably never look at
May 29, 2023 at 12:38 PM
Me adding more custom feeds that I'll probably never look at
When you find a spider in your house two days in a row
May 27, 2023 at 12:17 PM
When you find a spider in your house two days in a row
Trying to find the scoop cup in a new box of laundry powder like
May 25, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Trying to find the scoop cup in a new box of laundry powder like