*sadly* 🎶jasson dominguez🎶

do you remember that era in the late 2000s/early 2010s where rich kids' parents would buy them a novelty short-term record deal and we got a bunch of bad songs out of it like "Friday" and "My Jeans"? this screams that

to be clear, none of my family are Trump supporters, they just tend to get into lengthy extended spirals

and also is a pedophile, which we also knew

yes. i was so mad at his wife (I was 13) because the forums were telling me she "forced him" to leave the Yankees because he had another woman in NY.

I only knew about it because I was illegally* lurking on the yankees dot com forums

*sneaking onto the internet when i was not allowed "internet time"

I remember being 12 years old and totally scandalized by the rumors that he got caught with a mistress and that's why he had to sign with Houston in 2004. Good times.

Beltran is getting in, Jones maybe. Those are the only two with a chance.

the only guy I care about getting into the HOF this year is Gary Sheffield

I used to have a roommate who would burn autumnal Yankee Candles and it was wonderful. Only reason I don't do it is because I have a crazy dachshund and I'm afraid she'd set herself on fire

That is fair. It's a notable Caucasian ass

i didn't say it was bad, or that it was small. by non baseball player standards it's great. but i see Giancarlo Stanton on a daily basis during the baseball season