Simon Crook
@analogintent.bsky.social
How it started. How it’s going.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
How it started. How it’s going.
I think the collective noun is ‘batch’
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I think the collective noun is ‘batch’
I kept thinking of Stan while watching him…
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I kept thinking of Stan while watching him…
He was extremely efficient.
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
He was extremely efficient.
Do people not have pots and pans? Seems like the best civil response would be loud and metallic and would notify the neighborhood.
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Do people not have pots and pans? Seems like the best civil response would be loud and metallic and would notify the neighborhood.
I hope the contractors working on the site demanded payment up front, because he won’t pay them after the work is complete.
October 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I hope the contractors working on the site demanded payment up front, because he won’t pay them after the work is complete.
Happy birthday from another birthday twin (day and year!). Get yer kicks!
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Happy birthday from another birthday twin (day and year!). Get yer kicks!
Can’t wait for him to appear on SNL. With that delivery he could host.
October 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Can’t wait for him to appear on SNL. With that delivery he could host.
I think the ballroom should be the venue for the trials.
October 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I think the ballroom should be the venue for the trials.
You have to worry when beavers can use saws.
October 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
You have to worry when beavers can use saws.
We just called her Newt.
October 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We just called her Newt.
Thought it was Peter Capaldi!
October 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Thought it was Peter Capaldi!
‘At Home With the Woods’
October 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
‘At Home With the Woods’
I want to know why there was a run on ‘X’ candles.
September 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I want to know why there was a run on ‘X’ candles.
NEVER MIND MANEUVERS, JUST GO STRAIGHT FOR THE TENNIS BALL.
September 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
NEVER MIND MANEUVERS, JUST GO STRAIGHT FOR THE TENNIS BALL.