Simon Crook
analogintent.bsky.social
Simon Crook
@analogintent.bsky.social
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One more day…
This recent pic of Elon Musk triggered a memory
December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Quiet, Piggy.
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
“a lot of people didn’t like that gentleman that you’re talking about, whether you like him or didn’t like him, things happened” — what I’ll say the day he dies.
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Worst Advent Calendar Ever
November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
NICENESS didn’t fit the down clue.
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
October 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The richest man in the world is autistic and has been breeding prodigiously. Not only is autism not a disease, it confers a selective advantage. Welcome to the next stage in evolution. Homo autisticus.
September 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Anybody raptured yet? How’s the WiFi?
September 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars
And eatin' bars, and now he only eats guitars, get up
September 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Reposted by Simon Crook
Of him, his sycophants, his followers, his defenders, his justifiers & the people using the chaos & confusion he leaves I his wake to implement their own agendas (looking right at you Mini Mike & the religious right). #WTFAmerica #WeAreSoScrewed
September 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
RIP Robert Redford. In all the tributes, there was no mention of ‘A Walk in the Woods’. Good.
September 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Beautiful orchids
That grow and are named from roots
Shaped like testicles

#dailyhaikuprompt (orchids)
September 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
September 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Is he dead yet, Pooh?
No he isn’t, dear Piglet
Well that fucking sucks.

#haiku #pooh #poohhaiku
September 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
At the Shell station
Filling up with regular
Teslas passing by

#dailyhaikuprompt (shell)
September 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When she said to me
We should try to spice things up
I tasted bland soup
#dailyhaikuprompt spice
September 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Swirling down the drain
The Coriolis effect
Washes tears away
#dailyhaikuprompt #swirl
September 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Whatever is announced at 2:00PM will only make me despise him more.
September 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
One more day…
September 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.”

Martin Luther King Jr.
August 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I know for a fact that this is used to describe a trebuchet built by squirrels
July 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Come on Spelling bee…
July 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Wordle 1,488 4/6*

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Dang. #wordle
July 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Reposted by Simon Crook
July 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Vegetarian.
July 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM