See? This is a perfect example of just how fuckin’ bad your side is at insults.

479! I think we have that many just in our neighborhood. Although the presence of a drug dealing hub skews the numbers some.

Just did my annual re-watch tonight!

Dogs are higher up the karmic ladder than humans. That’s why every dog I know is better than every person I know.

If you’re good enough in this life, maybe you get to come back as a dog in the next one.

Have you read “The Burnout Society”, by Byung-Chul Han? Whole different approach… he argues it’s cultural. Very thought-provoking read. (Caveat: It’s modern philosophy, short but quite dense, not an easy read, especially if your brain has been addled by social media.)

In the aftermath, Elon will devote himself and his considerable resources to complaining about Trump to anyone within earshot, like a jilted lover who can’t stop talking about their ex. And Trump will, of course, strike back.

Make some popcorn and enjoy the show!

Meanwhile, Trump will grow increasingly irritated with Musk’s antics - and the attention he gets. Trump does NOT share the spotlight, ever. So either Elon will quit, or Trump will fire him. And unlike Republicans, Elon doesn’t need Trump’s approval. So when they split, he’ll be livid with rage.

Congress is NOT going to give an unelected bureaucrat the authority to second-guess their budgets, or take away pork flowing into their districts. And Congress, not the President, controls the budget. All DOGE will be able to do is write reports and try to spin the media. This will frustrate Elon!

Don’t tell the Republicans that Christmas isn’t white, they’ll go on another “War on Christmas” rant and demand that Christmas be as white as their party.

I love going to the pet store and seeing treat flavors like “blueberry almond”, which are clearly aimed at sounding tasty to humans.

My dogs eat POOP. I have to listen for the cat in the litter box to beat them to THOSE treats.

Salvador is one of my role models. I wish I could love like he does.

I think I’m gonna start using the term #PresidentMusk a lot. Because I am SO looking forward to the breakup of that particular bromance!

Unlike the elected GOP and the right-wing media, Musk isn’t afraid of Trump. When he splits from Trump (and he will), he’ll make revenge his mission.

Beautiful.

Bottom trawling should simply be banned worldwide.

One of the problems with maintaining fisheries is we only measure the fish that we consume directly, not the ones we ignore. Bottom trawling wrecks whole ecosystems to get a handful of fish we actually want to eat.

Skeuomorphism of the horseless carriage turns into skeuomorphism of the mobile home.