Ana Elise Themis
@anaelisethemis.bsky.social
Sorry, I'm kinda inbetween catchphrases right now.
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You are not allowed to say this person (let's say Megyn Kelly for instance) should be thrown feet first into a wood chipper on bluesky. Now I'm just saying "Megyn Kelly should be thrown feet first into a wood chipper" as a PSA to relay the kind of things you shouldn't say on bluesky
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
You are not allowed to say this person (let's say Megyn Kelly for instance) should be thrown feet first into a wood chipper on bluesky. Now I'm just saying "Megyn Kelly should be thrown feet first into a wood chipper" as a PSA to relay the kind of things you shouldn't say on bluesky
Jesus christ Labour is so cooked
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August 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Jesus christ Labour is so cooked
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Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
You hate gta 6 because it's going to be 'woke', I hate gta6 because it looks like its gonna have a lot of heterosexual sex. We are not the same.
June 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You hate gta 6 because it's going to be 'woke', I hate gta6 because it looks like its gonna have a lot of heterosexual sex. We are not the same.
Honestly I just think esquie should appear in every game from now on. He can just be dancing in the background or something I don't care but I think it should be a legal requirement he's there.
May 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Honestly I just think esquie should appear in every game from now on. He can just be dancing in the background or something I don't care but I think it should be a legal requirement he's there.
Aphorism of the day: When you’re at your lowest point, make sure to look under the couch there may be 5 bucks hiding under there.
March 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Aphorism of the day: When you’re at your lowest point, make sure to look under the couch there may be 5 bucks hiding under there.
Watching Severance is hard because I'm torn between the deep depraved lows of Capitalism and the high highs of hot evil women
March 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Watching Severance is hard because I'm torn between the deep depraved lows of Capitalism and the high highs of hot evil women
Nuh-uh my life isn’t a joke, actually, it’s called *content*
March 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Nuh-uh my life isn’t a joke, actually, it’s called *content*
Someone should make a music reaction channel where someone goes into music blind and purposefully tries to find the worst reading of every song they listen to.
March 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Someone should make a music reaction channel where someone goes into music blind and purposefully tries to find the worst reading of every song they listen to.
The scariest thing, to me, about Gavin Newsom's transphobia being revealed to the public is that meant someone chose, of their own volition, to listen to a podcast with Gavin Newsom in it. If you try listening to a Gavin Newsom podcast your phone should auto-call the local crisis helpline
March 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The scariest thing, to me, about Gavin Newsom's transphobia being revealed to the public is that meant someone chose, of their own volition, to listen to a podcast with Gavin Newsom in it. If you try listening to a Gavin Newsom podcast your phone should auto-call the local crisis helpline
They say fear is the mind-killer, but honestly I think the mind-killer is a tall woman with high heels
March 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
They say fear is the mind-killer, but honestly I think the mind-killer is a tall woman with high heels
Hey everyone, I've got an issue!
People keep talking about "when life gives you lemons" and I've been sitting here waiting and life still hasn't brought me any lemons yet. Does life have a customer service number I can call? Any help would be appreciated!
People keep talking about "when life gives you lemons" and I've been sitting here waiting and life still hasn't brought me any lemons yet. Does life have a customer service number I can call? Any help would be appreciated!
March 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hey everyone, I've got an issue!
People keep talking about "when life gives you lemons" and I've been sitting here waiting and life still hasn't brought me any lemons yet. Does life have a customer service number I can call? Any help would be appreciated!
People keep talking about "when life gives you lemons" and I've been sitting here waiting and life still hasn't brought me any lemons yet. Does life have a customer service number I can call? Any help would be appreciated!
When someone's asking how you're doing just hit them with the "I'm dying on the inside" look, it works everytime. If you're as adept at it as me you don't even need to try 'cause you always look like that anyways!
March 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
When someone's asking how you're doing just hit them with the "I'm dying on the inside" look, it works everytime. If you're as adept at it as me you don't even need to try 'cause you always look like that anyways!
Hello world, I have finally reached the "desperately begging for friends and socialization through social media" part of my life. So if you, for some god forsaken reason, want to share in that, follow me back!
March 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Hello world, I have finally reached the "desperately begging for friends and socialization through social media" part of my life. So if you, for some god forsaken reason, want to share in that, follow me back!
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I love all the art in severance more shows should have lots of beautiful art in them
March 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I love all the art in severance more shows should have lots of beautiful art in them
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THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE!
Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!
Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE!
Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!
Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!
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Hi!
Unfortunately, no one takes trust and safety seriously anymore. You've lost so much trust and thrown safety out the window.
Please respond to any of my methods of communication regarding my retaliatory ban. Restore trust. Provide safety.
You can do better.
We want you to do better.
Unfortunately, no one takes trust and safety seriously anymore. You've lost so much trust and thrown safety out the window.
Please respond to any of my methods of communication regarding my retaliatory ban. Restore trust. Provide safety.
You can do better.
We want you to do better.
January 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hi!
Unfortunately, no one takes trust and safety seriously anymore. You've lost so much trust and thrown safety out the window.
Please respond to any of my methods of communication regarding my retaliatory ban. Restore trust. Provide safety.
You can do better.
We want you to do better.
Unfortunately, no one takes trust and safety seriously anymore. You've lost so much trust and thrown safety out the window.
Please respond to any of my methods of communication regarding my retaliatory ban. Restore trust. Provide safety.
You can do better.
We want you to do better.
Some say he's still gooning in his office to this very day.
Thanks for the heads up.
January 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Some say he's still gooning in his office to this very day.
Everything I could write about this would absolutely get me banned off this site. Like I just spent 10 minutes coming up with a message and I just could not.
What we found was one of the very worst examples of workplace abuse in the history of this industry. That may sound hyperbolic. I really don't think it is.
Here's our investigation:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR9H...
(5/7)
Here's our investigation:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR9H...
(5/7)
January 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Everything I could write about this would absolutely get me banned off this site. Like I just spent 10 minutes coming up with a message and I just could not.
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Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
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nothing like a light christmas eve film to watch
December 25, 2024 at 8:44 AM
nothing like a light christmas eve film to watch
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now watching something entirely different from the two raid movies which ana has been asking me to watch for literally years. the whiplash feels appropriate.
December 25, 2024 at 5:00 AM
now watching something entirely different from the two raid movies which ana has been asking me to watch for literally years. the whiplash feels appropriate.
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My favorite things about mandates and laws is how they're able to alter reality to make them true even when they're never enforced. This is why I support passing the "do not die" law-we could reduce mortality rates to 0%!!!
December 24, 2024 at 11:31 PM
My favorite things about mandates and laws is how they're able to alter reality to make them true even when they're never enforced. This is why I support passing the "do not die" law-we could reduce mortality rates to 0%!!!
This does not seem like taking responsibility as much as it is diffusing it. Blaming it on scaling and onboarding does not make sense to me. We're not talking about a moderation action that should have happened but didn't like Singal here, but rather a ban and appeal request manually being denied.
The creator of this bot has been reinstated. The mod team scaled up 4x in the past month, so 3/4 of the team is still onboarding. We strive for consistency in enforcement, but are also working to provide more options on atproto for those who want alternatives when we miss the mark.
December 22, 2024 at 2:00 AM
This does not seem like taking responsibility as much as it is diffusing it. Blaming it on scaling and onboarding does not make sense to me. We're not talking about a moderation action that should have happened but didn't like Singal here, but rather a ban and appeal request manually being denied.