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Amy Warehouse (real)
@amywarehouse.bsky.social
📍in a k-hole (spiritually)
🔑asking for a bump (in likes)

👢chuds go lick Elons cyberboots
🍾cheers to a new start
💼shitposters should unionize

RIP Amy 👼 you would have hated ‘24
Pinned
* holding my grocery receipt *

I thought TRUMP was going to fix this 😾!
a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink fur coat is standing in front of a building .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink fur coat is standing in front of a building .
media.tenor.com
what part of capitalism is “the Wicked 2 Churro”?
November 29, 2024 at 3:45 AM
have they found the billionaires the were looking for the Titanic?

im starting to worry
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 AM
aaahhh corporate job in nazi billionaire social media is over

time to settle in cozy bluesky 🫂
November 19, 2024 at 6:08 AM
favorite feature on bluesky is you can scroll while peeing without having to read fascist propaganda
November 18, 2024 at 4:24 PM
another banger (10 likes) wow you guys are witnessing history
and it doesn’t smell like divorce dad here
November 18, 2024 at 3:42 PM
brain, why are we signing black eyed peas today?
November 18, 2024 at 3:38 PM
thanks pig blocked them all
November 18, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Reposted by Amy Warehouse (real)
20 minutes ago i had a fresh slate to start a normal algorithm and i’ve already fucked it up
November 18, 2024 at 4:44 AM
“bluesky is an echo chamber” but the echo is actually smart and funny people
November 18, 2024 at 1:32 PM
“bluesky is an echo chamber” at least people shower here
November 18, 2024 at 1:31 PM
please hold space while I process having to call it “skeet”
November 18, 2024 at 6:11 AM
the bluesky main posting this iconic image is a true sign im home
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Nov 18
me watching Bluesky's user count grow by another million in a day

hello and welcome to all 19M of you! 🥳
November 18, 2024 at 5:45 AM
no drafts here hmmm 🤔
just let em rip 🤔
what could go wrong
November 18, 2024 at 5:32 AM
* holding my grocery receipt *

I thought TRUMP was going to fix this 😾!
a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink fur coat is standing in front of a building .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink fur coat is standing in front of a building .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 5:31 AM
im going to shine in the Resistance to Trump because my strongest skill is bitching about things
November 18, 2024 at 5:13 AM
bluesky feels like 2017 Twitter (nobody follows me and I have zero clout)
November 18, 2024 at 5:08 AM
+1
everything i post on here is strictly new, original content and you have never seen these posts on any other platform before
November 18, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Reposted by Amy Warehouse (real)
I am going to tweet out so many weird things in the next few weeks to cull the herd
November 11, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Reposted by Amy Warehouse (real)
Family includes everyone! ❤️
November 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
then they line up for hours because the rave in the volcano is cute
Every reactionary centrist after this election.
November 18, 2024 at 4:47 AM
is it called shitskeeting here?
November 18, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Reposted by Amy Warehouse (real)
Bluesky feels like the Millennium Falcon: scrappy, fun, and ready for hyperspace. Let’s go!
November 18, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Reposted by Amy Warehouse (real)
You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
3 followers already im going to make this account private soon

cant deal with the fame
November 18, 2024 at 4:22 AM