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AmysGotBirds
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All around blessing.
I don't usually give advice, but here's some: If you ever see Tom Homan coming toward you with a shovel in his hand, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
June 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Karen asks to see the manager to complain about the unacceptable quality of the drinks offered by this shoddy establishment.
June 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
He's broken. I'm not being hyperbolic when I say I truly believe he's a psychopath. One out of every hundred people is—they're far more common than people think. Tell me which of these he *doesn't* check off.
April 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Tom Homan seems like the kind of guy whose enemies disappear just when the concrete is being poured at a nearby construction site.
April 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Who wore the shovel better?
April 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Have these bastards even said "thank you"?
April 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Their image could use a lil airbrushing:
March 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Who cares that Elon Musk is a ketamine-snorting billionaire who stays up late, retweeting sordid clickbait from over a decade ago?

It's not like he's ruining people's lives or anything.
March 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Bless Kristi Noem, she has an outfit and hair extensions for every atrocity.

Her latest photo op:
From Hair to Guantanamo.
February 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Tom Homan strikes me as the kind of guy who knows when the concrete is about to get poured at every construction site within driving distance.
January 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The reboot of The Sound of Music is wild! Captain Von Trapp actually befriends the Nazis this time.
January 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Mike Johnson got into my root cellar again and ate the last of the carrots. I've had it. I'm not using the Have-a-Heart anymore. It's glue traps from now on.
January 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We are all Melania at Jimmy Carter's funeral, thinking to ourselves: I don't know if I can take four more years of this.
January 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I have a feeling we'll be seeing s'more of this in 2025.

Thank you for reading my dad joke. I'll be here all weak.
January 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
He's so handsome when he smiles!
December 17, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Congratulations to Peter Thiel for being one of the moist wealthy men on the Bloomberg Index.
December 14, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Love it. Another odd-but-wonderful coupling:
December 14, 2024 at 3:20 PM
How can you tell if an artist thinks their subject is an ass? There will be clues.
December 13, 2024 at 2:26 PM
You need to be more specific about which Trump.
November 26, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Satan's lil darling.
November 23, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Quick question: Which restroom is Donald Trump's neck supposed to use?
November 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
This is a test for men only. Can you find the clit?
November 21, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Is it true that if all you think about is pussy, your neck eventually turns into one?
November 21, 2024 at 1:30 PM
My friend is trying to quit smoking, so I gave him some advice that turned out to be for younger me.
November 15, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Did someone say evil villain?
November 14, 2024 at 2:54 PM