I don't usually give advice, but here's some: If you ever see Tom Homan coming toward you with a shovel in his hand, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
June 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I don't usually give advice, but here's some: If you ever see Tom Homan coming toward you with a shovel in his hand, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
Karen asks to see the manager to complain about the unacceptable quality of the drinks offered by this shoddy establishment.
June 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Karen asks to see the manager to complain about the unacceptable quality of the drinks offered by this shoddy establishment.
He's broken. I'm not being hyperbolic when I say I truly believe he's a psychopath. One out of every hundred people is—they're far more common than people think. Tell me which of these he *doesn't* check off.
April 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
He's broken. I'm not being hyperbolic when I say I truly believe he's a psychopath. One out of every hundred people is—they're far more common than people think. Tell me which of these he *doesn't* check off.
Tom Homan seems like the kind of guy whose enemies disappear just when the concrete is being poured at a nearby construction site.
April 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Tom Homan seems like the kind of guy whose enemies disappear just when the concrete is being poured at a nearby construction site.
Who wore the shovel better?
April 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Who wore the shovel better?
Have these bastards even said "thank you"?
April 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Have these bastards even said "thank you"?
Their image could use a lil airbrushing:
March 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Their image could use a lil airbrushing:
Who cares that Elon Musk is a ketamine-snorting billionaire who stays up late, retweeting sordid clickbait from over a decade ago?
It's not like he's ruining people's lives or anything.
It's not like he's ruining people's lives or anything.
March 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Who cares that Elon Musk is a ketamine-snorting billionaire who stays up late, retweeting sordid clickbait from over a decade ago?
It's not like he's ruining people's lives or anything.
It's not like he's ruining people's lives or anything.
Bless Kristi Noem, she has an outfit and hair extensions for every atrocity.
Her latest photo op:
From Hair to Guantanamo.
Her latest photo op:
From Hair to Guantanamo.
February 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Bless Kristi Noem, she has an outfit and hair extensions for every atrocity.
Her latest photo op:
From Hair to Guantanamo.
Her latest photo op:
From Hair to Guantanamo.
Tom Homan strikes me as the kind of guy who knows when the concrete is about to get poured at every construction site within driving distance.
January 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Tom Homan strikes me as the kind of guy who knows when the concrete is about to get poured at every construction site within driving distance.
The reboot of The Sound of Music is wild! Captain Von Trapp actually befriends the Nazis this time.
January 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The reboot of The Sound of Music is wild! Captain Von Trapp actually befriends the Nazis this time.
Mike Johnson got into my root cellar again and ate the last of the carrots. I've had it. I'm not using the Have-a-Heart anymore. It's glue traps from now on.
January 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Mike Johnson got into my root cellar again and ate the last of the carrots. I've had it. I'm not using the Have-a-Heart anymore. It's glue traps from now on.
We are all Melania at Jimmy Carter's funeral, thinking to ourselves: I don't know if I can take four more years of this.
January 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We are all Melania at Jimmy Carter's funeral, thinking to ourselves: I don't know if I can take four more years of this.
I have a feeling we'll be seeing s'more of this in 2025.
Thank you for reading my dad joke. I'll be here all weak.
Thank you for reading my dad joke. I'll be here all weak.
January 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I have a feeling we'll be seeing s'more of this in 2025.
Thank you for reading my dad joke. I'll be here all weak.
Thank you for reading my dad joke. I'll be here all weak.
He's so handsome when he smiles!
December 17, 2024 at 5:12 PM
He's so handsome when he smiles!
Congratulations to Peter Thiel for being one of the moist wealthy men on the Bloomberg Index.
December 14, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Congratulations to Peter Thiel for being one of the moist wealthy men on the Bloomberg Index.
Love it. Another odd-but-wonderful coupling:
December 14, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Love it. Another odd-but-wonderful coupling:
How can you tell if an artist thinks their subject is an ass? There will be clues.
December 13, 2024 at 2:26 PM
How can you tell if an artist thinks their subject is an ass? There will be clues.
You need to be more specific about which Trump.
November 26, 2024 at 8:51 PM
You need to be more specific about which Trump.
Satan's lil darling.
November 23, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Satan's lil darling.
Quick question: Which restroom is Donald Trump's neck supposed to use?
November 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Quick question: Which restroom is Donald Trump's neck supposed to use?
This is a test for men only. Can you find the clit?
November 21, 2024 at 4:59 PM
This is a test for men only. Can you find the clit?
Is it true that if all you think about is pussy, your neck eventually turns into one?
November 21, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Is it true that if all you think about is pussy, your neck eventually turns into one?
My friend is trying to quit smoking, so I gave him some advice that turned out to be for younger me.
November 15, 2024 at 3:33 PM
My friend is trying to quit smoking, so I gave him some advice that turned out to be for younger me.
Did someone say evil villain?
November 14, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Did someone say evil villain?