My favorite of Trump's recent trade deals was when he traded his golf ball that landed in the sand trap for the one his caddy threw down.
July 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My favorite of Trump's recent trade deals was when he traded his golf ball that landed in the sand trap for the one his caddy threw down.
It's Sunday, which is God's day of rest, so if you were thinking of doing something bad, this is your chance.
July 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's Sunday, which is God's day of rest, so if you were thinking of doing something bad, this is your chance.
Reagan gave us trickle-down economics, and Trump is giving us trickle-down psychopathy.
July 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Reagan gave us trickle-down economics, and Trump is giving us trickle-down psychopathy.
I'm not saying Tulsi Gabbard isn't a Russian agent, and neither is Tulsi Gabbard.
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Tulsi Gabbard drops defamation lawsuit against Hillary Clinton | CNN Politics
Rep. Tulsi Gabbard dropped the defamation lawsuit she filed against Hillary Clinton on Wednesday, ending a short-lived legal battle where the congresswoman contended the former secretary of state and ...
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July 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I'm not saying Tulsi Gabbard isn't a Russian agent, and neither is Tulsi Gabbard.
www.cnn.com/2020/05/27/p...
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Roger Stone just called me "retarded" for pointing out that he's riding the coattails of a pervert, in case you're wondering how things are going over on Twitter.
July 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Roger Stone just called me "retarded" for pointing out that he's riding the coattails of a pervert, in case you're wondering how things are going over on Twitter.
It's so cute that men were once afraid women would replace them in the workforce in jobs that required their manly intellect. Ha ha. We have robots for that now.
July 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
It's so cute that men were once afraid women would replace them in the workforce in jobs that required their manly intellect. Ha ha. We have robots for that now.
Independence Day felt so authentic. Mostly because the country is going to have indentured servants again, just like in 1776.
July 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Independence Day felt so authentic. Mostly because the country is going to have indentured servants again, just like in 1776.
I don't usually give advice, but here's some: If you ever see Tom Homan coming toward you with a shovel in his hand, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
June 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I don't usually give advice, but here's some: If you ever see Tom Homan coming toward you with a shovel in his hand, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
Karen asks to see the manager to complain about the unacceptable quality of the drinks offered by this shoddy establishment.
June 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Karen asks to see the manager to complain about the unacceptable quality of the drinks offered by this shoddy establishment.
Donald Trump is making enemies so fast, I'm worried that $1 trillion won't be enough for the defense budget.
April 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Donald Trump is making enemies so fast, I'm worried that $1 trillion won't be enough for the defense budget.
America is learning the hard way that not all psychopaths are masterminds.
April 25, 2025 at 10:09 AM
America is learning the hard way that not all psychopaths are masterminds.
If your purse contains $3,000 in cash and your passport, it's not a purse. It's a Go Bag.
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Why Kristi Noem had $3,000 in cash in purse when it was stolen
According to reports, the suspect made off with personal and sensitive items, including Noem's driver's license and DHS badge.
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April 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If your purse contains $3,000 in cash and your passport, it's not a purse. It's a Go Bag.
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People need to stop making fun of Dan Bongino for getting man-grappled by an "incredibly talented" expert. Yes, he was left with "swelling," but that's a perfectly natural reaction to all the friction.
April 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
People need to stop making fun of Dan Bongino for getting man-grappled by an "incredibly talented" expert. Yes, he was left with "swelling," but that's a perfectly natural reaction to all the friction.
My dream date is me, Tom Homan, a shovel and a bag of quick lime for a ride to the New Jersey pine barrens, where we bury a body, and then we go to a tattoo parlor and get each other's names inked onto our lower backs. ❤️
April 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My dream date is me, Tom Homan, a shovel and a bag of quick lime for a ride to the New Jersey pine barrens, where we bury a body, and then we go to a tattoo parlor and get each other's names inked onto our lower backs. ❤️
Tom Homan seems like the kind of guy whose enemies disappear just when the concrete is being poured at a nearby construction site.
April 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Tom Homan seems like the kind of guy whose enemies disappear just when the concrete is being poured at a nearby construction site.
Just checking in to make sure I'm not getting any traction here. Looks good.
April 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just checking in to make sure I'm not getting any traction here. Looks good.
If you're worried that the guy from The Apprentice is fucking up the economy, you can relax. The guy from Shark Tank has an idea.
April 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you're worried that the guy from The Apprentice is fucking up the economy, you can relax. The guy from Shark Tank has an idea.
Who wore the shovel better?
April 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Who wore the shovel better?
Trump's propaganda machine is blasting out fart clouds of nonsense 24/7 and his cult is inhaling with a joyous frenzy. It's so utterly depressing.
April 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Trump's propaganda machine is blasting out fart clouds of nonsense 24/7 and his cult is inhaling with a joyous frenzy. It's so utterly depressing.
Fortunately for everyone living through Trump's trade wars, liquor is still made in America.
April 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Fortunately for everyone living through Trump's trade wars, liquor is still made in America.
Have these bastards even said "thank you"?
April 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Have these bastards even said "thank you"?
Pete Hegseth looks like the sound it makes when you walk in wet sneakers.
March 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Pete Hegseth looks like the sound it makes when you walk in wet sneakers.
Donald Trump is trying to grab Greenland by the pussy.
March 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Donald Trump is trying to grab Greenland by the pussy.
Starting to think the kompromat Putin has on Trump is the result of Trump's IQ test.
March 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Starting to think the kompromat Putin has on Trump is the result of Trump's IQ test.