Bought a cuddly spider in Tesco during my lunch break. Honestly, the amount of amusement it's given me already has been entirely worth the £4 clubcard price

Ghost toast kitkat (bought in a newsagents in Glasgow) was yummy. Not sure what cinnamon has to do with ghosts, mind.

Keep hearing this Ed Sheeran song on the radio and I cannot get past this line. Thought I'd misheard it but apparently not.

"The lights, your face, your eyes, exploding like fireworks in the sky"

Your face, your eyes...EXPLODING? 😐👀💥

Uh...how romantic?!

"Singstar microphone optional"
Umm...what? There's singing in Assassin's Creed?

It's supposedly 18 degrees outside according to the internet. It is 30 degrees in my house with the windows open. I cannot.

Well, Wahaca certainly know their way around a kitchen...and how to butter people up! 😃

When you open one of your work email accounts and have to do a double-take...

I'll pass on that, Linktree!

Watching some of Pangolin: Kulu's Journey on Netflix during my lunch break. It's really well put together and OMG, the pangolin is SO adorable!

When you buy a new plant and immediately attract new friends 🐞😂 (I couldn't resist this cactus with bunny ears!)

Working from home the last couple of days has made me realise that our @samsung.bsky.social TV has started turning itself on at 1pm every day to show an 'Ambient Mood'. Apparently this could be because of a routine in an app called SmartThings. Interesting that Smart Things isn't even INSTALLED, eh?

This Wibble jelly is lovely!

Dear Etsy,
I think you're barking up the wrong tree advertising this creepy monstrosity to me. "Ladies full finger ring" WTAF?! 👀🌚

Hard pass! 🤣

www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...

Current reading/listening:
Trudi Canavan - The Magician's Guild

I've looked at this book in shops pretty much since it was released. Not enjoying it much at all. Seems like it's 90% waffle and characters discussing the same topics over and over and over. Thank goodness the end is in sight!

You can get horror themed Care Bears now. A sign of the times 🤣

Other charity shop bargains from today - total of £3 for this lot! I'll try to convince myself that this makes up for spend £4 on some ginger juice.

N.B: game is for Drew and I'm not vegan, just curious and obsessed with recipe books (especially when they're 50p!)

Bargain charity shop find. Getting there with my John Carpenter bluray collection now!

Just received a phishing email including the following:

"orientating contrastive bloatssonnets moistly syntheticallypapyruses jogs stockists"

Bloatssonnets. Indeed.

Audible yearly stats 2024