amy
@amydesiree.bsky.social
Half algorithm, half deity. Resident of the Murder Mitten. Insufferable UMich Alum. Sports, weight lifting, emo metal and eternal optimism. Speramus Meliora; Resurgent Cinerbus. #GoBlue
I am actually in disbelief
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I am actually in disbelief
Serious question: if your child is suspended from school, and you ask for the reason for the suspension, is it not reasonable to assume they’ve fully investigated the incident and have determined why they’re suspending your child?
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Serious question: if your child is suspended from school, and you ask for the reason for the suspension, is it not reasonable to assume they’ve fully investigated the incident and have determined why they’re suspending your child?
I legally changed my name, and I updated it with the Secretary of State (Michigan’s DMV). Then I updated it with the Department of Insurance. Now I’m having to do another form to update my notary. It seems like these departments could talk to each other?
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I legally changed my name, and I updated it with the Secretary of State (Michigan’s DMV). Then I updated it with the Department of Insurance. Now I’m having to do another form to update my notary. It seems like these departments could talk to each other?
I won't be what you thought of me
So I'll leave with the honesty
The esteem of autonomy
Bitch, you owe me the apology
Motherfucker, you owe me the apology
So I'll leave with the honesty
The esteem of autonomy
Bitch, you owe me the apology
Motherfucker, you owe me the apology
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I won't be what you thought of me
So I'll leave with the honesty
The esteem of autonomy
Bitch, you owe me the apology
Motherfucker, you owe me the apology
So I'll leave with the honesty
The esteem of autonomy
Bitch, you owe me the apology
Motherfucker, you owe me the apology
The most dramatic I have ever been on social media was demoting people in my top 8, a social shaming tool that I firmly believe needs to come back into widespread use
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The most dramatic I have ever been on social media was demoting people in my top 8, a social shaming tool that I firmly believe needs to come back into widespread use
Crazy, desperate, fucking weird behavior on social media as of late.
Have we lost the concept of shame? It needs to come back.
Have we lost the concept of shame? It needs to come back.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Crazy, desperate, fucking weird behavior on social media as of late.
Have we lost the concept of shame? It needs to come back.
Have we lost the concept of shame? It needs to come back.
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Social media has destroyed the fabric of civilization buts it’s also helped me a lot personally
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Social media has destroyed the fabric of civilization buts it’s also helped me a lot personally
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I deserve a medal for not replying “get a grip” to 80% of the posts I see on here but please know that I’m thinking it
October 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I deserve a medal for not replying “get a grip” to 80% of the posts I see on here but please know that I’m thinking it
If my murderous staffy isn’t interested in the animal screeching, i DEFINITELY am not interested in the screeching
October 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If my murderous staffy isn’t interested in the animal screeching, i DEFINITELY am not interested in the screeching
My neighbor and I are texting about weird animal noises we are hearing after dark. I just heard it so I texted her to ask if she did.
She’s like “I’m not home! But if I was I would go see what it was!”
Me: listen, I’m a white girl, but I’m not *that kind* of white girl. I’m staying inside
She’s like “I’m not home! But if I was I would go see what it was!”
Me: listen, I’m a white girl, but I’m not *that kind* of white girl. I’m staying inside
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My neighbor and I are texting about weird animal noises we are hearing after dark. I just heard it so I texted her to ask if she did.
She’s like “I’m not home! But if I was I would go see what it was!”
Me: listen, I’m a white girl, but I’m not *that kind* of white girl. I’m staying inside
She’s like “I’m not home! But if I was I would go see what it was!”
Me: listen, I’m a white girl, but I’m not *that kind* of white girl. I’m staying inside
I know @alisonmalort.bsky.social and @kathryntewson.bsky.social definitely agree with this…don’t just pop back up 🤷🏻♀️
October 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I know @alisonmalort.bsky.social and @kathryntewson.bsky.social definitely agree with this…don’t just pop back up 🤷🏻♀️
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This is the second time this series and 63rd time in their careers that identical twins Tyler and Taylor Rogers have pitched in the same game
It will NEVER stop being incredibly cool
Baseball is the BEST
It will NEVER stop being incredibly cool
Baseball is the BEST
September 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This is the second time this series and 63rd time in their careers that identical twins Tyler and Taylor Rogers have pitched in the same game
It will NEVER stop being incredibly cool
Baseball is the BEST
It will NEVER stop being incredibly cool
Baseball is the BEST
Good friendships and relationships, including the one you have with yourself, are a lot better if you believe that you are good, and you can unintentionally cause harm to other people.
Then also recognize that other people are probably good and also can unintentionally hurt others.
Then also recognize that other people are probably good and also can unintentionally hurt others.
September 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Good friendships and relationships, including the one you have with yourself, are a lot better if you believe that you are good, and you can unintentionally cause harm to other people.
Then also recognize that other people are probably good and also can unintentionally hurt others.
Then also recognize that other people are probably good and also can unintentionally hurt others.
It’s the first year of my dad’s birthday after he passed and I immediately went to tell him happy birthday when he woke up. There are days it doesn’t seem real…
September 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s the first year of my dad’s birthday after he passed and I immediately went to tell him happy birthday when he woke up. There are days it doesn’t seem real…
Nothing says “I’m over it” like posting about it all of the time
September 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Nothing says “I’m over it” like posting about it all of the time
It’s the first full day of school and our parents group on Facebook is asking if they can ask the district to put up a heterosexual pride flag. Like cmon now
August 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s the first full day of school and our parents group on Facebook is asking if they can ask the district to put up a heterosexual pride flag. Like cmon now
Just gonna leave this right here because I think it’s a helpful reminder
August 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Just gonna leave this right here because I think it’s a helpful reminder
This is how I feel on Sundays during baseball tournaments
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .
media.tenor.com
June 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is how I feel on Sundays during baseball tournaments
The other site is a bunch of people telling each other that they are so very smart and special and know more than experts and this site is a bunch of people just arguing with experts about why they are wrong
June 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The other site is a bunch of people telling each other that they are so very smart and special and know more than experts and this site is a bunch of people just arguing with experts about why they are wrong
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Anybody who thinks that Bluesky is a bubble where people just reinforce each others’ opinions should try sharing an opinion on Bluesky.
June 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Anybody who thinks that Bluesky is a bubble where people just reinforce each others’ opinions should try sharing an opinion on Bluesky.
Some bitch in my school districts Facebook group posted that her “kids are being forced to be inclusive” and if an admin hadn’t turned off commenting I’d love to have been “yeah and ours are being forced to be inclusive of your bigot brats”
June 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Some bitch in my school districts Facebook group posted that her “kids are being forced to be inclusive” and if an admin hadn’t turned off commenting I’d love to have been “yeah and ours are being forced to be inclusive of your bigot brats”
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checking in on bluesky during road trip driving breaks is consistently just
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
Alt: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway where he finds a room full of chaos and literal fire
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
checking in on bluesky during road trip driving breaks is consistently just
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the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
June 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
Ahhh so “please don’t use this platform to internationally launder money and open yourself to being scammed” is now being unfair to Gaza.
June 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ahhh so “please don’t use this platform to internationally launder money and open yourself to being scammed” is now being unfair to Gaza.