I refuse to believe that this man showed up to his golf friends' annual Martha's Vineyard retreat in this sweater
January 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I refuse to believe that this man showed up to his golf friends' annual Martha's Vineyard retreat in this sweater
I want Nara Smith to wear this in her next video
January 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I want Nara Smith to wear this in her next video
how about it, AI?
December 4, 2024 at 8:06 PM
how about it, AI?
In case you've ever wondered what a house built by a turn-of-the-century cement executive would look like, check out this Arts & Crafts style house in New Jersey.
Henry Chapman Mercer of Moravian Pottery & Tile Works had a hand (and plenty of tiles) in its construction.
Henry Chapman Mercer of Moravian Pottery & Tile Works had a hand (and plenty of tiles) in its construction.
November 29, 2024 at 10:07 PM
In case you've ever wondered what a house built by a turn-of-the-century cement executive would look like, check out this Arts & Crafts style house in New Jersey.
Henry Chapman Mercer of Moravian Pottery & Tile Works had a hand (and plenty of tiles) in its construction.
Henry Chapman Mercer of Moravian Pottery & Tile Works had a hand (and plenty of tiles) in its construction.
Birds pluck hair off an unfazed deer#birds #plucky #hair #unfazed #viral
YouTube video by 1988 old beef shop
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November 28, 2024 at 10:45 PM
why is this the most British way to get smores wrong
November 22, 2024 at 1:29 AM
why is this the most British way to get smores wrong
I wrote this for The New York Times back in 2018...Here it is again in case anyone needs it
www.nytimes.com/2018/03/10/o...
www.nytimes.com/2018/03/10/o...
Opinion | Pillows to Scream Into, Rated (Published 2018)
It’s important to find just the right one when your world is falling apart.
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I wrote this for The New York Times back in 2018...Here it is again in case anyone needs it
www.nytimes.com/2018/03/10/o...
www.nytimes.com/2018/03/10/o...
I just learned that this is called an "inglenook" and I'm not going to stop thinking about that for a while
November 13, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I just learned that this is called an "inglenook" and I'm not going to stop thinking about that for a while
sometimes AI is good tho
November 8, 2023 at 3:53 AM
sometimes AI is good tho
September 22, 2023 at 9:08 PM
I don't know that this 1927 ad makes me want to buy Linoleum
September 19, 2023 at 4:01 AM
I don't know that this 1927 ad makes me want to buy Linoleum
me: do you want to see my audiobook transcript collection?
date: do you mean your...books?
date: do you mean your...books?
August 1, 2023 at 2:15 AM
me: do you want to see my audiobook transcript collection?
date: do you mean your...books?
date: do you mean your...books?
are girl dinners just high-functioning depression meals
July 15, 2023 at 10:03 PM
are girl dinners just high-functioning depression meals
The next time you make a depression meal, add Prue and Paul to your internal voices of judgment!
Co-wrote this for Mcsweeney's with @rohitakadambi.bsky.social !
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-great-british-bake-off-depression-meals-week
Co-wrote this for Mcsweeney's with @rohitakadambi.bsky.social !
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-great-british-bake-off-depression-meals-week
The Great British Bake Off: Depression Meals Week
SIGNATURE CHALLENGE:
SOMETHING WITH BREAD
VOICEOVER: For their signature challenge, the bakers were asked to prepare something, anything, with brea...
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July 11, 2023 at 8:09 PM
The next time you make a depression meal, add Prue and Paul to your internal voices of judgment!
Co-wrote this for Mcsweeney's with @rohitakadambi.bsky.social !
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-great-british-bake-off-depression-meals-week
Co-wrote this for Mcsweeney's with @rohitakadambi.bsky.social !
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-great-british-bake-off-depression-meals-week
the movie Ratatouille really put France on the map
July 4, 2023 at 1:18 PM
the movie Ratatouille really put France on the map
I found Gaston's actual chair
July 3, 2023 at 7:09 PM
I found Gaston's actual chair
can you imagine the pressure of napping in this
July 3, 2023 at 5:04 PM
can you imagine the pressure of napping in this
Reposted by Amy Collier
Go Ravens!
July 3, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Go Ravens!
here is a thing I wrote a while back that still seems to make people happy
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-am-a-tinder-guy-holding-a-fish-and-i-will-provide-for-you
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-am-a-tinder-guy-holding-a-fish-and-i-will-provide-for-you
I Am a Tinder Guy Holding a Fish and I Will Provide for You
Love me, for I shall fill your dinner table with many fish such as this one in the days to come.
www.newyorker.com
July 3, 2023 at 4:42 PM
here is a thing I wrote a while back that still seems to make people happy
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-am-a-tinder-guy-holding-a-fish-and-i-will-provide-for-you
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-am-a-tinder-guy-holding-a-fish-and-i-will-provide-for-you
The fact that this guy was called "Philip the Handsome" and his wife, this woman, was called "Joanna the Mad" (she got depressed when he cheated on her with many women) says a lot about how far we haven't come, culturally
July 3, 2023 at 3:03 PM
The fact that this guy was called "Philip the Handsome" and his wife, this woman, was called "Joanna the Mad" (she got depressed when he cheated on her with many women) says a lot about how far we haven't come, culturally
If I ever turn out to be the protagonist of a fantastical adventure, I hope this musk ox is the one who informs me of my path
July 3, 2023 at 2:59 PM
If I ever turn out to be the protagonist of a fantastical adventure, I hope this musk ox is the one who informs me of my path
I love how Icelandic houses are basically the platonic ideal of "house" I had in my head when I drew houses as a child
July 3, 2023 at 2:58 PM
I love how Icelandic houses are basically the platonic ideal of "house" I had in my head when I drew houses as a child
Client: Can we have cornices on the house
Giuseppe Brega: Of course you can have shrimp cornices on the house
Client: What
Giuseppe Brega: What
Giuseppe Brega: Of course you can have shrimp cornices on the house
Client: What
Giuseppe Brega: What
July 3, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Client: Can we have cornices on the house
Giuseppe Brega: Of course you can have shrimp cornices on the house
Client: What
Giuseppe Brega: What
Giuseppe Brega: Of course you can have shrimp cornices on the house
Client: What
Giuseppe Brega: What