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The image is a satirical poster titled “Smaller Hungary!” It shows a map outline of Hungary surrounded by neighboring countries Austria, Slovenia, Croatia, Serbia, Romania, Ukraine, and Slovakia. Inside the map, smaller part of Hungary is filled with the colors of the Hungarian flag (red, white, and green) and outer parts are apparently annexed by neighbors. Below the map, there’s humorous text written in English: "Are you getting confused by stupid dialects? Are you really fed up with travelling hours in your own country to get from one place to the other? You don’t want to remember so many needless county capital names, do you? You don’t give a damn about County Baranya, do you? Let’s deattach unnecessary regions along the border!" And a mock attribution: "European Union Countryshrinking Fund Matuska Szilveszter Countrybuilder Association Orseolo Szent Péter Table"
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Two-panel meme featuring a soldier wearing a camouflage uniform and a gas mask, sitting in a military vehicle in what appears to be a war-torn scenery. In the first panel, the soldier is looking toward the camera, with text that says: “Hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but”. In the second panel, a close-up of the soldier’s masked face appears, with the follow-up text: “It’s gonna get way worse.”
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Small ones are so funny. They run like small dogs going tup tup tup tup tup with their tiny legs
Small baby boar standing on a sidewalk
October 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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I chuckled
August 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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I just remembered that there are genuine mini motorbikes. If you're adamant about bike you should get it, not because it would be less deadly but because it would look so damn hilarious
March 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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March 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Maybe start with one like this
March 6, 2025 at 7:36 AM