Robert
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Robert
@amneziac.bsky.social
Obsessed with The Cure. Live music junkie. Journalist. Proud UofA (the one in Tucson) alum. Like to travel, but don’t do it enough. Dad jokes rule! Portland Timbers fan. If you voted for Trump please skip past my profile.
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May 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Anyone that claims to be a patriot, but is in favor of Trump acting like a dictator, is as un-American as you can be. Some might even call them a traitor.
May 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
April 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Does LAFC hire an acting coach to teach their players how to flop? #lafc #losangelesfloppersclub #mls
April 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
He’s a genius alright. 🤦‍♂️
April 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Kraftwerk. 4/6/25. Portland.
April 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Tis but a scratch!
April 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Not to brag or anything, but I just got hired as a fitness model.

They’re using me for the “before” photo. #dadjokes
March 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I took my girlfriend to an orchard for her birthday. We stood around looking at trees for a couple hours. I don’t think it was the Apple Watch she wanted. #dadjokes
March 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
March 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
March 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
March 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Do you look up actors and athletes you see on tv on Wikipedia as much as I do?
March 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Driving home from Sunriver today. I wish someone would finally invent teleportation. Timbers vs Houston tomorrow. Back to work on Monday. I don’t like adulting.
March 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
First post. Nothing to say really. Hi!
March 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM