Amelia Perkins Sims
@ammyps.bsky.social
I'm a blue dot in a blood-red town in West Texas. When I'm not writing a story or obsessing over politics, I'm likely cooking or baking something. The cat/human ratio is 3/1 in my house. I don't post often and freely block annoying people. INFJ. She/Her.
Last fall, I grudgingly voted for a pro-business Republican in a local race because the incumbent was our version of the Jesus, Guns, Babies lady in GA.
The former incumbent can now devote all of their time to praying for our souls & crying about abortion, while the new person does the actual job.
The former incumbent can now devote all of their time to praying for our souls & crying about abortion, while the new person does the actual job.
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Last fall, I grudgingly voted for a pro-business Republican in a local race because the incumbent was our version of the Jesus, Guns, Babies lady in GA.
The former incumbent can now devote all of their time to praying for our souls & crying about abortion, while the new person does the actual job.
The former incumbent can now devote all of their time to praying for our souls & crying about abortion, while the new person does the actual job.
My washer is a few years old, but the manual says I can download some *special* wash programs if I give it access to my home network. I think the programs it came with are sufficient for my needs, so I never bothered with it. 🤷♀️
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My washer is a few years old, but the manual says I can download some *special* wash programs if I give it access to my home network. I think the programs it came with are sufficient for my needs, so I never bothered with it. 🤷♀️
I think MAGA will split into two camps when he dies.
One group will never believe he's actually dead and will have sightings of him. The other will claim he'll come back to life at some point and will announce various dates for his return.
The grifters in both camps will profit handsomely.
One group will never believe he's actually dead and will have sightings of him. The other will claim he'll come back to life at some point and will announce various dates for his return.
The grifters in both camps will profit handsomely.
October 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I think MAGA will split into two camps when he dies.
One group will never believe he's actually dead and will have sightings of him. The other will claim he'll come back to life at some point and will announce various dates for his return.
The grifters in both camps will profit handsomely.
One group will never believe he's actually dead and will have sightings of him. The other will claim he'll come back to life at some point and will announce various dates for his return.
The grifters in both camps will profit handsomely.
I read a news article a while back about a MAGA senior who got swindled, younger family members stepped in and resolved things, and then the MAGA senior immediately fell for another scam targeted at MAGAs. 🤷♀️
When they want to believe in something, they won't listen to anyone who opposes it.
When they want to believe in something, they won't listen to anyone who opposes it.
October 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I read a news article a while back about a MAGA senior who got swindled, younger family members stepped in and resolved things, and then the MAGA senior immediately fell for another scam targeted at MAGAs. 🤷♀️
When they want to believe in something, they won't listen to anyone who opposes it.
When they want to believe in something, they won't listen to anyone who opposes it.
At least now we'll find out who the shape-shifting reptilians are and how super-secret research shows that every disease in the universe can be cured with Ivermectin and a big glass of your own urine.
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
At least now we'll find out who the shape-shifting reptilians are and how super-secret research shows that every disease in the universe can be cured with Ivermectin and a big glass of your own urine.
It drives me completely insane how this swarmy little jackass gets paid to pretend he doesn't know a damn thing about what Trump is doing.
October 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It drives me completely insane how this swarmy little jackass gets paid to pretend he doesn't know a damn thing about what Trump is doing.
Ex-Lax still makes the chocolate version of its product, so you could whip up a dessert as well.
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ex-Lax still makes the chocolate version of its product, so you could whip up a dessert as well.
One of my out-of-state relatives had a party line until the 1980s.
October 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
One of my out-of-state relatives had a party line until the 1980s.
Wait, is Marge under the impression that if English were to become the official language of the United States, speaking any other language would be illegal?
October 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Wait, is Marge under the impression that if English were to become the official language of the United States, speaking any other language would be illegal?
The last time he ran, Ted claimed that his father had a vision, which obviously meant God had selected him for POTUS. 🙄
October 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The last time he ran, Ted claimed that his father had a vision, which obviously meant God had selected him for POTUS. 🙄
I'm a little surprised that this didn't end with Violet Bick yelling that she knows Potter and will have them all fired.
October 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm a little surprised that this didn't end with Violet Bick yelling that she knows Potter and will have them all fired.
Because of her worldview, I read this as being directed at her male followers who live in households where food magically appears because they have a wife, girlfriend, or mother who does the shopping.
September 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Because of her worldview, I read this as being directed at her male followers who live in households where food magically appears because they have a wife, girlfriend, or mother who does the shopping.
Scroll back to the top and look for the line underneath the date and time on Marisa's original skeet.
It currently looks like this:
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September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Scroll back to the top and look for the line underneath the date and time on Marisa's original skeet.
It currently looks like this:
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A quick scan of YouTube reveals that Joe Namath has endorsed numerous products. You'd think Cuban would remember seeing at least one of his commercials.
youtu.be/wHia0cvW9Ho?...
youtu.be/wHia0cvW9Ho?...
Joe Namath's Iconic Beautymist Pantyhose Commercial (1974)
YouTube video by Back to the Past
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September 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A quick scan of YouTube reveals that Joe Namath has endorsed numerous products. You'd think Cuban would remember seeing at least one of his commercials.
youtu.be/wHia0cvW9Ho?...
youtu.be/wHia0cvW9Ho?...
Another documentary about the train, this one's made for train enthusiasts, featuring numerous exterior shots of the train as it travels between stops.
youtu.be/5P7CRql0W5Y
youtu.be/5P7CRql0W5Y
1976 American Freedom train documentary
YouTube video by Lathan Luu
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August 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Another documentary about the train, this one's made for train enthusiasts, featuring numerous exterior shots of the train as it travels between stops.
youtu.be/5P7CRql0W5Y
youtu.be/5P7CRql0W5Y
She could also buy a lidded Pullman loaf pan and learn to make her own bread if she's really that upset about it...
August 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
She could also buy a lidded Pullman loaf pan and learn to make her own bread if she's really that upset about it...
She belongs on one of those black and white "before" segments on the old cooking appliance infomercials, where the actors were always on the verge of a complete mental breakdown as they attempted graduate-level kitchen tasks like pouring coffee, draining pasta, or opening the freezer.
August 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
She belongs on one of those black and white "before" segments on the old cooking appliance infomercials, where the actors were always on the verge of a complete mental breakdown as they attempted graduate-level kitchen tasks like pouring coffee, draining pasta, or opening the freezer.
One bright spot is that you'll also have a group that thinks he's sending them messages from beyond the grave via fast food and lousy paint jobs.
The ridiculous fights between the "he's an angel" and "he's secretly working at a convenience store on Route 9" camps will at least be entertaining. 🍿
The ridiculous fights between the "he's an angel" and "he's secretly working at a convenience store on Route 9" camps will at least be entertaining. 🍿
August 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
One bright spot is that you'll also have a group that thinks he's sending them messages from beyond the grave via fast food and lousy paint jobs.
The ridiculous fights between the "he's an angel" and "he's secretly working at a convenience store on Route 9" camps will at least be entertaining. 🍿
The ridiculous fights between the "he's an angel" and "he's secretly working at a convenience store on Route 9" camps will at least be entertaining. 🍿
The Empress Nympho of the Divine Madeline Kahn
YouTube video by Lohengrin Vintage Movies
youtu.be
August 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
To me, it reads like it used to be longer, but then someone shortened it by randomly deleting paragraphs until it fit on a single page.
August 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
To me, it reads like it used to be longer, but then someone shortened it by randomly deleting paragraphs until it fit on a single page.
Crafty people in DC could start a sandwich holster trend.
August 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Crafty people in DC could start a sandwich holster trend.