Ami
@amireal.bsky.social
If you know Amireal from fandom, that's probably me.
Here's my AO3 to be sure: https://archiveofourown.org/users/amireal/
Here's my AO3 to be sure: https://archiveofourown.org/users/amireal/
You know it’s been A Day when you’re already medicated and in bed for 50 min before your meds alarm goes off.
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You know it’s been A Day when you’re already medicated and in bed for 50 min before your meds alarm goes off.
Life Pro Tip: pair your new Bluetooth device to as many devices as possible BEFORE you put the booklets away in a totally safe space you’ll never forget about in about 3 hours.
September 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Life Pro Tip: pair your new Bluetooth device to as many devices as possible BEFORE you put the booklets away in a totally safe space you’ll never forget about in about 3 hours.
Scientific discovery! I have found out, through empirical evidence, that string cheese can indeed go off enough to both mold AND smell like moldy cheese.
Unrelated: I have a purse that needs to be run through the washing machine.
Unrelated: I have a purse that needs to be run through the washing machine.
August 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Scientific discovery! I have found out, through empirical evidence, that string cheese can indeed go off enough to both mold AND smell like moldy cheese.
Unrelated: I have a purse that needs to be run through the washing machine.
Unrelated: I have a purse that needs to be run through the washing machine.
TFW you shove your phone under your chin and realize you must not have closed it first bc suddenly all the icons on your top screen are rearranged.
July 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
TFW you shove your phone under your chin and realize you must not have closed it first bc suddenly all the icons on your top screen are rearranged.
July 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Duolingo’s new outreach campaign feels unnecessarily agressive.
June 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Duolingo’s new outreach campaign feels unnecessarily agressive.
Life pro tip: always try to make sure your eye glasses are a contrasting color to your blanket and/or your linens.
This message brought to you by the Association of People With Shitty Eyesight Who’d Shower in the Damn Things if We Could.
This message brought to you by the Association of People With Shitty Eyesight Who’d Shower in the Damn Things if We Could.
June 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Life pro tip: always try to make sure your eye glasses are a contrasting color to your blanket and/or your linens.
This message brought to you by the Association of People With Shitty Eyesight Who’d Shower in the Damn Things if We Could.
This message brought to you by the Association of People With Shitty Eyesight Who’d Shower in the Damn Things if We Could.
Earlier this year @muppetk.bsky.social and I said to our mom that there was a moratorium on hospitals in general until mid to late 2026 or we’d disinherit her.
WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
This message is brought to you by the person prob driving her to an emergency ortho appt tomorrow.
WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
This message is brought to you by the person prob driving her to an emergency ortho appt tomorrow.
June 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Earlier this year @muppetk.bsky.social and I said to our mom that there was a moratorium on hospitals in general until mid to late 2026 or we’d disinherit her.
WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
This message is brought to you by the person prob driving her to an emergency ortho appt tomorrow.
WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.
This message is brought to you by the person prob driving her to an emergency ortho appt tomorrow.
A pox upon every single software company that uses big scary error alerts that are designed to drive you to pay for more of their software.
While we’re here: a similar pox to companies that disguise their mail to look like Bad Touch Letters from the IRS.
While we’re here: a similar pox to companies that disguise their mail to look like Bad Touch Letters from the IRS.
June 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A pox upon every single software company that uses big scary error alerts that are designed to drive you to pay for more of their software.
While we’re here: a similar pox to companies that disguise their mail to look like Bad Touch Letters from the IRS.
While we’re here: a similar pox to companies that disguise their mail to look like Bad Touch Letters from the IRS.
Chocolate pudding makes everything better. This has been a public service announcement.
June 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Chocolate pudding makes everything better. This has been a public service announcement.
Today in: SERIOUSLY???
Going through the last box that was clearly packed for the move to THIS house 23 years ago I came across a 2001 YELLOW PAGES.
YES A COMPLETE YELLOW PAGES WAS PACKED TO MOVE.
Going through the last box that was clearly packed for the move to THIS house 23 years ago I came across a 2001 YELLOW PAGES.
YES A COMPLETE YELLOW PAGES WAS PACKED TO MOVE.
June 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Today in: SERIOUSLY???
Going through the last box that was clearly packed for the move to THIS house 23 years ago I came across a 2001 YELLOW PAGES.
YES A COMPLETE YELLOW PAGES WAS PACKED TO MOVE.
Going through the last box that was clearly packed for the move to THIS house 23 years ago I came across a 2001 YELLOW PAGES.
YES A COMPLETE YELLOW PAGES WAS PACKED TO MOVE.
You know you’re having a Good Day (tm) when you lose track of the conversations you’re having with yourself.
May 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You know you’re having a Good Day (tm) when you lose track of the conversations you’re having with yourself.
Also bc I’m sure you’re all dying to know: those birthday cards from the late 90s that sang? Can apparently last 25 years when unused.
May 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Also bc I’m sure you’re all dying to know: those birthday cards from the late 90s that sang? Can apparently last 25 years when unused.
My sister’s bat mitzvah invitation is so 80s my hair got bigger just looking at it.
May 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My sister’s bat mitzvah invitation is so 80s my hair got bigger just looking at it.
Btw today’s hilarious find while cleaning out my dad’s office: a birthday card from his mother with an (UNDEPOSITED) $100 check.
(Written on a check from a JOINT account they were both on!)
(Written on a check from a JOINT account they were both on!)
May 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Btw today’s hilarious find while cleaning out my dad’s office: a birthday card from his mother with an (UNDEPOSITED) $100 check.
(Written on a check from a JOINT account they were both on!)
(Written on a check from a JOINT account they were both on!)
Reposted by Ami
Today’s momusement:
Remember the thing where mom mangled her finger at shul a week and a half ago?
Today she tells the current shul president: “don’t worry, I’m not going to sue. You’d probably just put me in charge of the fundraiser.”
Remember the thing where mom mangled her finger at shul a week and a half ago?
Today she tells the current shul president: “don’t worry, I’m not going to sue. You’d probably just put me in charge of the fundraiser.”
April 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Today’s momusement:
Remember the thing where mom mangled her finger at shul a week and a half ago?
Today she tells the current shul president: “don’t worry, I’m not going to sue. You’d probably just put me in charge of the fundraiser.”
Remember the thing where mom mangled her finger at shul a week and a half ago?
Today she tells the current shul president: “don’t worry, I’m not going to sue. You’d probably just put me in charge of the fundraiser.”
Todays most “exciting” discovery while cleaning out my dads office:
No less than 10 computer towers.
No less than 10 computer towers.
April 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Todays most “exciting” discovery while cleaning out my dads office:
No less than 10 computer towers.
No less than 10 computer towers.
Things I have found while cleaning out my dad’s office:
Installation diskettes for:
DOS
win3.1
Win6.1
Borland c++
OS2 WARP (yes in diskette form. There’s 14 of them.)
WinNT4
Win2000 server (yes in diskette form I believe)
AND MY MIDDLE SCHOOL WP5 BACKUP DIRECTORY
Also about 7 old cell phones.
Installation diskettes for:
DOS
win3.1
Win6.1
Borland c++
OS2 WARP (yes in diskette form. There’s 14 of them.)
WinNT4
Win2000 server (yes in diskette form I believe)
AND MY MIDDLE SCHOOL WP5 BACKUP DIRECTORY
Also about 7 old cell phones.
April 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Things I have found while cleaning out my dad’s office:
Installation diskettes for:
DOS
win3.1
Win6.1
Borland c++
OS2 WARP (yes in diskette form. There’s 14 of them.)
WinNT4
Win2000 server (yes in diskette form I believe)
AND MY MIDDLE SCHOOL WP5 BACKUP DIRECTORY
Also about 7 old cell phones.
Installation diskettes for:
DOS
win3.1
Win6.1
Borland c++
OS2 WARP (yes in diskette form. There’s 14 of them.)
WinNT4
Win2000 server (yes in diskette form I believe)
AND MY MIDDLE SCHOOL WP5 BACKUP DIRECTORY
Also about 7 old cell phones.
In the name of whoever has to go through your stuff later, pls do not keep 20 year old paperwork that you don’t need.
In this day and age of shredders there’s no excuse.
Signed,
Someone who just shredded several boxes of paper from 2005 and 2005 ALONE.
In this day and age of shredders there’s no excuse.
Signed,
Someone who just shredded several boxes of paper from 2005 and 2005 ALONE.
April 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
In the name of whoever has to go through your stuff later, pls do not keep 20 year old paperwork that you don’t need.
In this day and age of shredders there’s no excuse.
Signed,
Someone who just shredded several boxes of paper from 2005 and 2005 ALONE.
In this day and age of shredders there’s no excuse.
Signed,
Someone who just shredded several boxes of paper from 2005 and 2005 ALONE.
In case anyone was wondering, my life is still playing out like the worst sweeps week ever.
April 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
In case anyone was wondering, my life is still playing out like the worst sweeps week ever.
Ah that awkward moment when you find your dad’s vintage 8mm porn.
With your mom.
How’s your afternoon going?
(Aggressively tags @muppetk.bsky.social bc if I have to know this so do you. )
With your mom.
How’s your afternoon going?
(Aggressively tags @muppetk.bsky.social bc if I have to know this so do you. )
March 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Ah that awkward moment when you find your dad’s vintage 8mm porn.
With your mom.
How’s your afternoon going?
(Aggressively tags @muppetk.bsky.social bc if I have to know this so do you. )
With your mom.
How’s your afternoon going?
(Aggressively tags @muppetk.bsky.social bc if I have to know this so do you. )
This is not going to be a good week and considering my last 5 days that’s saying something.
March 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This is not going to be a good week and considering my last 5 days that’s saying something.
The horrifying truth of Harry Potter isn't that Hermione is the JKR self insert... it's that Dolores Umbridge IS.
August 3, 2024 at 8:48 PM
The horrifying truth of Harry Potter isn't that Hermione is the JKR self insert... it's that Dolores Umbridge IS.
Any recommendations for an app for this place? Something that works on iOS and MacOS would be ideal.
February 10, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Any recommendations for an app for this place? Something that works on iOS and MacOS would be ideal.