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@aminorgod.bsky.social
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LvL 37
DnD, MtG, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Politics
Working Man, Union Man
Abrasive
LvL 37
DnD, MtG, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Politics
Working Man, Union Man
Abrasive
Had two guys acknowledge my existence at a drop with a “☝🏻” and then proceeded to ignore me for almost 10 minutes while I waited for them to find 45 seconds in order to accept a delivery.
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Had two guys acknowledge my existence at a drop with a “☝🏻” and then proceeded to ignore me for almost 10 minutes while I waited for them to find 45 seconds in order to accept a delivery.
Ran into someone with mar-a-lago face at a cosmetic dermatology place and actively had to grapple with the uncanny valley in real time
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ran into someone with mar-a-lago face at a cosmetic dermatology place and actively had to grapple with the uncanny valley in real time
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I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
Putting together a commander list for Sokka, Tenacious Tactician, and trying to figure out how to blend spellslinger elements with Ally payoffs.
Blinks feel strong. I think my next step is figuring out the spellslinger package, cuz rn its full of TLA lessons bc Gran Gran is good.
Blinks feel strong. I think my next step is figuring out the spellslinger package, cuz rn its full of TLA lessons bc Gran Gran is good.
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Putting together a commander list for Sokka, Tenacious Tactician, and trying to figure out how to blend spellslinger elements with Ally payoffs.
Blinks feel strong. I think my next step is figuring out the spellslinger package, cuz rn its full of TLA lessons bc Gran Gran is good.
Blinks feel strong. I think my next step is figuring out the spellslinger package, cuz rn its full of TLA lessons bc Gran Gran is good.
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Cracked a field notes badgermole cub out of my prize packs from yesterday. That’s pretty cool
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Cracked a field notes badgermole cub out of my prize packs from yesterday. That’s pretty cool
Two headed giant prereleases are a trip
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Two headed giant prereleases are a trip
Now I’m the one asking if you pay it
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Now I’m the one asking if you pay it
Once again toying around with the idea of recording some voice lines and throwing them into the aether to see if anyone will pay me to read a book or something
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Once again toying around with the idea of recording some voice lines and throwing them into the aether to see if anyone will pay me to read a book or something
“Republicans made it clear there was no deal to be had”
THIS IS NOT A REASON TO COLLABORATE WITH FASCISTS.
THIS IS NOT A REASON TO COLLABORATE WITH FASCISTS.
I get it. You are pissed but hear me out. This is why Democrats are reopening the government.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“Republicans made it clear there was no deal to be had”
THIS IS NOT A REASON TO COLLABORATE WITH FASCISTS.
THIS IS NOT A REASON TO COLLABORATE WITH FASCISTS.
Hybrid Mana Discourse
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hybrid Mana Discourse
There are actually a bunch of other Democrats who are more committed to extending the ACA tax credits than she is.
Shaheen: So let me be clear. No one in the senate chamber wants to extend the ACA tax credits more than I do.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
There are actually a bunch of other Democrats who are more committed to extending the ACA tax credits than she is.
The vivi ban was expected.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The vivi ban was expected.
Really hate how pervasive AI art is in basically all corporate advertising now
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Really hate how pervasive AI art is in basically all corporate advertising now
Gates McFadden can still get it
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Gates McFadden can still get it
Getting to subject a teen who’s not into Magic to Magic for dedicated family activity time is a reward when they crack and start enjoying themselves.
Anyway, Ysh’tolla is a pretty crazy house of a commander and there’s no reason anyone drawing that many cards should be left alone for a turn cycle.
Anyway, Ysh’tolla is a pretty crazy house of a commander and there’s no reason anyone drawing that many cards should be left alone for a turn cycle.
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Getting to subject a teen who’s not into Magic to Magic for dedicated family activity time is a reward when they crack and start enjoying themselves.
Anyway, Ysh’tolla is a pretty crazy house of a commander and there’s no reason anyone drawing that many cards should be left alone for a turn cycle.
Anyway, Ysh’tolla is a pretty crazy house of a commander and there’s no reason anyone drawing that many cards should be left alone for a turn cycle.
I took the day off and got to play magic for my birthday so that was nice.
Got gifted the Yshtola precon, which kinda took me by surprise.
I also had to spend like $150 bucks to ensure I can keep working legally.
Adulthood amirite
Got gifted the Yshtola precon, which kinda took me by surprise.
I also had to spend like $150 bucks to ensure I can keep working legally.
Adulthood amirite
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I took the day off and got to play magic for my birthday so that was nice.
Got gifted the Yshtola precon, which kinda took me by surprise.
I also had to spend like $150 bucks to ensure I can keep working legally.
Adulthood amirite
Got gifted the Yshtola precon, which kinda took me by surprise.
I also had to spend like $150 bucks to ensure I can keep working legally.
Adulthood amirite
If the American military is being paid by a private individual, America no longer has a military
If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.
October 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
If the American military is being paid by a private individual, America no longer has a military
I fucking hate having to drive a car all the time to get anything in my life done because i am tired of how many dead animals i see on the road.
I hate that I’ve killed wildlife just trying to get from point a to point b
Cars suck. One of the worst things to turn into a consumer necessity.
I hate that I’ve killed wildlife just trying to get from point a to point b
Cars suck. One of the worst things to turn into a consumer necessity.
October 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I fucking hate having to drive a car all the time to get anything in my life done because i am tired of how many dead animals i see on the road.
I hate that I’ve killed wildlife just trying to get from point a to point b
Cars suck. One of the worst things to turn into a consumer necessity.
I hate that I’ve killed wildlife just trying to get from point a to point b
Cars suck. One of the worst things to turn into a consumer necessity.
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Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor.
Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.
These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.
This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.
Every American should reject it.
Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.
These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.
This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.
Every American should reject it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor.
Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.
These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.
This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.
Every American should reject it.
Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.
These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.
This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.
Every American should reject it.
Hey bluesky? Why do you need a picture of my ID, my social security number, or a credit card in my name to prove to you that I’m a grown fucking man?
October 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hey bluesky? Why do you need a picture of my ID, my social security number, or a credit card in my name to prove to you that I’m a grown fucking man?
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Picard civics tip: Becoming subservient to an oppressive regime shows profound disrespect to the people being governed.
October 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Picard civics tip: Becoming subservient to an oppressive regime shows profound disrespect to the people being governed.
Whats this about a dem candidate that had a nazi tat?
Oh…oh yeah, that’s just a nazi tat
Like holy fuck just get a punisher skull, the nazis haven’t ruined that one (yet)
Oh…oh yeah, that’s just a nazi tat
Like holy fuck just get a punisher skull, the nazis haven’t ruined that one (yet)
October 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Whats this about a dem candidate that had a nazi tat?
Oh…oh yeah, that’s just a nazi tat
Like holy fuck just get a punisher skull, the nazis haven’t ruined that one (yet)
Oh…oh yeah, that’s just a nazi tat
Like holy fuck just get a punisher skull, the nazis haven’t ruined that one (yet)
I’ll say it:
Hybrid cards should’ve been allowed in Monocolor commander decks from the start, and treating them the same as gold cards in Commander was the lazy route for the RC to walk when hybrid mana got introduced.
They solved the issue when mana symbols in rules text helped set color ID
Hybrid cards should’ve been allowed in Monocolor commander decks from the start, and treating them the same as gold cards in Commander was the lazy route for the RC to walk when hybrid mana got introduced.
They solved the issue when mana symbols in rules text helped set color ID
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I’ll say it:
Hybrid cards should’ve been allowed in Monocolor commander decks from the start, and treating them the same as gold cards in Commander was the lazy route for the RC to walk when hybrid mana got introduced.
They solved the issue when mana symbols in rules text helped set color ID
Hybrid cards should’ve been allowed in Monocolor commander decks from the start, and treating them the same as gold cards in Commander was the lazy route for the RC to walk when hybrid mana got introduced.
They solved the issue when mana symbols in rules text helped set color ID
K, I can’t keep this one in I’m so fucking mad
Republicans are mask off about partisan governance to the point where we’re going to have a clear legal double standard for party faithfuls and everyone else.
They’re waging fiscal war against states run by democrats.
Republicans are mask off about partisan governance to the point where we’re going to have a clear legal double standard for party faithfuls and everyone else.
They’re waging fiscal war against states run by democrats.
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
K, I can’t keep this one in I’m so fucking mad
Republicans are mask off about partisan governance to the point where we’re going to have a clear legal double standard for party faithfuls and everyone else.
They’re waging fiscal war against states run by democrats.
Republicans are mask off about partisan governance to the point where we’re going to have a clear legal double standard for party faithfuls and everyone else.
They’re waging fiscal war against states run by democrats.