amino acid
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It’s illegal for you to add a pickle slice and not tell me
August 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s illegal for you to add a pickle slice and not tell me
Which Jardiance musical is better: Grocery Store or Baseball Game?
June 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Which Jardiance musical is better: Grocery Store or Baseball Game?
*sitting at a dead stop in soul-crushingly slow PCH traffic*
“Ahhh it’s good to be back”
“Ahhh it’s good to be back”
May 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
*sitting at a dead stop in soul-crushingly slow PCH traffic*
“Ahhh it’s good to be back”
“Ahhh it’s good to be back”
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the plan to make america great again is to make us an impoverished garrison state dominated by trump and his oligarch buddies
*US ORDERS HALT TO STUDENT VISA INTERVIEWS: POLITICO
Trump team orders stop to new student visa interviews, as it weighs expanding social media vetting
The directive came in a Tuesday cable obtained by POLITICO.
www.politico.com
May 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
the plan to make america great again is to make us an impoverished garrison state dominated by trump and his oligarch buddies
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Legit the best thing any Dem has done to date in response to Trump and it happened because he cared more about serving his constituents than public polling about immigration.
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Legit the best thing any Dem has done to date in response to Trump and it happened because he cared more about serving his constituents than public polling about immigration.
Failed Secretary of State Marco Rubio, fresh off of 0 progress made in Ukraine peace talks, consoles self by cancelling 200 more student visas and an overseas shipment of polio vaccine.
April 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Failed Secretary of State Marco Rubio, fresh off of 0 progress made in Ukraine peace talks, consoles self by cancelling 200 more student visas and an overseas shipment of polio vaccine.
"New fire just dropped"
January 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"New fire just dropped"
Unfortunately, my show idea “Was it Cake” may not be feasible
December 18, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Unfortunately, my show idea “Was it Cake” may not be feasible
Don’t worry friends, I’ve thoroughly squandered my headstart
September 17, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Don’t worry friends, I’ve thoroughly squandered my headstart
They always say how on the bachelor you get sent home, but you don’t actually have to go home you can go wherever you want
March 6, 2024 at 5:32 AM
They always say how on the bachelor you get sent home, but you don’t actually have to go home you can go wherever you want
Bride of Chuck E Cheese
October 12, 2023 at 10:52 AM
Bride of Chuck E Cheese
Imagine if “open in app” actually opened the app already on my phone instead of taking me to the App Store
September 18, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Imagine if “open in app” actually opened the app already on my phone instead of taking me to the App Store
*Henry Hill voice*
He used to slice the butter so thin it would liquify on the waffle with a little syrup
He used to slice the butter so thin it would liquify on the waffle with a little syrup
September 16, 2023 at 11:44 PM
*Henry Hill voice*
He used to slice the butter so thin it would liquify on the waffle with a little syrup
He used to slice the butter so thin it would liquify on the waffle with a little syrup
Replying “that’s above my pay-grade” when asked to do even the most menial task at work
September 7, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Replying “that’s above my pay-grade” when asked to do even the most menial task at work
I think I could’ve invented the sundial
July 30, 2023 at 10:01 PM
I think I could’ve invented the sundial
Throwing a huge fit because somebody merged into my lane
July 26, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Throwing a huge fit because somebody merged into my lane
Gonna try out an Oceangate submersible Zoom background
July 24, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Gonna try out an Oceangate submersible Zoom background
Lizards spend all day doing push-ups yet never get jacked. Maybe one day they’ll realize that muscle is built in the kitchen.
July 20, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Lizards spend all day doing push-ups yet never get jacked. Maybe one day they’ll realize that muscle is built in the kitchen.
It’s kinda crazy that Rate My Professor used to have the little chili pepper to show which profs ppl wanted to bang
July 17, 2023 at 9:17 PM
It’s kinda crazy that Rate My Professor used to have the little chili pepper to show which profs ppl wanted to bang
Gas stations should advertise how fast the pumps dispense
July 6, 2023 at 10:22 AM
Gas stations should advertise how fast the pumps dispense
I’d hate to see Eggland’s worst
July 2, 2023 at 7:03 PM
I’d hate to see Eggland’s worst