Credit where credit is due: They made it With Big Naturals.

Will Stancil is not going to let us look away from ICE.

"from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee"

Hell, yes. Post op is the time to get one's Ahab on.

Us: Quinn, what is best in life?
Quinn [dramatically]: To crush the delivery, to hear the laughter of your family, and to see printer queues emptied before you.

When sister #1 's husband's melanoma resurfaced, it was bad news.

Sister #2, who is evangelical, replied with an email about how God always has a plan, etc.

Sister #3, an atheist, started her reply with, "Well, shit. You all are having a hell of a week.".

Guess which response gave catharsis?

Sky diving may be up your alley. I saw a movie once about a world War I flying ace who was shot down over France and parachuted to safety. IIRC he was a beagle.

Absolutely, but I hate how you being alive is bringing us more joy right now than it is bringing you. I hope that changes soonest.

The same way everyone knows when something tastes like 💩, I have a theory that everyone knows what it feels like to be beaten up even if they have never been in a fistfight. Sorry everything is so 💩ty for you now.

Find strength where you can.

Meaning that specific dude’s tumescence. JD Vance concerns us all unfortunately.

NGL, this outrage is a little niche for me. 🙂

We watched Scott Baio’s “Stoned” in health class. The water pipe he used was completely mysterious to me (“Glub, glub, glub”). No longer!

You're showing your mettle.