POPE LEO #14 (satire)
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POSTS ARE SATIRE AKA JOKES. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW I'M ACTUALLY THE FIRST AMERICAN POPE! GOD BELIEVES IN AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE VALUES!
YES IT WAS A TRICK DECK BUT I NEVER USED IT FOR POKER. AND ITS NOT GAMBLING IF WE JUST DO STRIP POKER.
May 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
YES IT WAS A TRICK DECK BUT I NEVER USED IT FOR POKER. AND ITS NOT GAMBLING IF WE JUST DO STRIP POKER.
IS THAT PIC REAL!?
May 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
IS THAT PIC REAL!?
THIS IS WHY GOD GAVE US THE ONLY WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITHOUT EARS; PRAYER.
May 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
THIS IS WHY GOD GAVE US THE ONLY WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITHOUT EARS; PRAYER.
OH THAT'S WHERE THAT THING WENT. I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER EUROPE LOL
May 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
OH THAT'S WHERE THAT THING WENT. I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER EUROPE LOL
THE VATICAN IS READY TO HOST ANYONE WHO WISHES TO DISCUSS PEACE!!!
WELL ALMOST... WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FEW MORE FOLDING TABLES AND SEE IF FATHER DAVE WILL LET US USE THE PING PONG AREA FOR DIPLOMACY STUFF.
WELL ALMOST... WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FEW MORE FOLDING TABLES AND SEE IF FATHER DAVE WILL LET US USE THE PING PONG AREA FOR DIPLOMACY STUFF.
May 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
THE VATICAN IS READY TO HOST ANYONE WHO WISHES TO DISCUSS PEACE!!!
WELL ALMOST... WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FEW MORE FOLDING TABLES AND SEE IF FATHER DAVE WILL LET US USE THE PING PONG AREA FOR DIPLOMACY STUFF.
WELL ALMOST... WE ARE GOING TO BUY A FEW MORE FOLDING TABLES AND SEE IF FATHER DAVE WILL LET US USE THE PING PONG AREA FOR DIPLOMACY STUFF.
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH LOVES LATIN. WE ARE AS PRO AS YOU CAN QUID. WE WILL GIVE YOU A QUARTER ACRE OF GOLD IF YOU DELETE YOUR POST TO SERVE AS AN EXAMPLE.
May 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH LOVES LATIN. WE ARE AS PRO AS YOU CAN QUID. WE WILL GIVE YOU A QUARTER ACRE OF GOLD IF YOU DELETE YOUR POST TO SERVE AS AN EXAMPLE.
GOD MAKES THE ANIMALS.
IT IS UP TO US TO FIGURE THE REST OUT.
-POPE LEO 14
IT IS UP TO US TO FIGURE THE REST OUT.
-POPE LEO 14
May 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
GOD MAKES THE ANIMALS.
IT IS UP TO US TO FIGURE THE REST OUT.
-POPE LEO 14
IT IS UP TO US TO FIGURE THE REST OUT.
-POPE LEO 14
I can't believe I used to want to baptize this guy...
May 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I can't believe I used to want to baptize this guy...
WE HAVE ALSO FIRED OUR CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER, JEFFTONIO EPSTILINI FOR UNRELATED REASONS! HE'S A BIG LIAR AND VERY DEPRESSED AND CLUMSY.
May 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
WE HAVE ALSO FIRED OUR CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER, JEFFTONIO EPSTILINI FOR UNRELATED REASONS! HE'S A BIG LIAR AND VERY DEPRESSED AND CLUMSY.
GOD ALREADY MADE THE PUNISHMENT AS BAD AS IT CAN BE! (6 months paid leave and damned to hell.) WE ARE CONSIDERING FEMALE ALTAR BOYS. WE ARE CONSIDERING ELIMINATING DUE PROCESS INTO HELL. IF THIS ISN'T FIXED SOON, GOD IS GOING TO STOP MAKING PEDOPHILES ALL TOGETHER!!!
May 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
GOD ALREADY MADE THE PUNISHMENT AS BAD AS IT CAN BE! (6 months paid leave and damned to hell.) WE ARE CONSIDERING FEMALE ALTAR BOYS. WE ARE CONSIDERING ELIMINATING DUE PROCESS INTO HELL. IF THIS ISN'T FIXED SOON, GOD IS GOING TO STOP MAKING PEDOPHILES ALL TOGETHER!!!