Ur legally allowed to vape in the movie theater lobby
October 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ur legally allowed to vape in the movie theater lobby
In Q4, I’ll be growing a pouch in my throat to store food
October 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
In Q4, I’ll be growing a pouch in my throat to store food
Going to work to feed my family etc
May 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Going to work to feed my family etc
My close friends story only has one person on it and that’s my alt account. Trust no one
May 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My close friends story only has one person on it and that’s my alt account. Trust no one
I can’t use dark mode cause I keep getting lost in the reflection of my own eyes
May 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I can’t use dark mode cause I keep getting lost in the reflection of my own eyes
Middle class people are genuinely so funny, they’ll be like “oh my dad bought me a car when I was 8 but it was used 😕 but then he invested in oil so I could get a better one 😍 we had it sooo hard”
April 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Middle class people are genuinely so funny, they’ll be like “oh my dad bought me a car when I was 8 but it was used 😕 but then he invested in oil so I could get a better one 😍 we had it sooo hard”
Anyone else feel a sudden, deep pang of sadness at the sight of this guy?
April 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Anyone else feel a sudden, deep pang of sadness at the sight of this guy?
Just realized to my coworkers I’m just a little guy who lives in the computer. It’s got me really concerned
April 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just realized to my coworkers I’m just a little guy who lives in the computer. It’s got me really concerned
I hope one day I can live in a country where no one cares if I vape in the McDonald
March 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I hope one day I can live in a country where no one cares if I vape in the McDonald
As a chemicals drink enjoyer, I know Logan Paul as the guy who made my favorite concoction
March 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
As a chemicals drink enjoyer, I know Logan Paul as the guy who made my favorite concoction
Just made a bet on prize picks for the over under on 5 seconds of summer being my top artist on Spotify Wrapped 2025
March 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Just made a bet on prize picks for the over under on 5 seconds of summer being my top artist on Spotify Wrapped 2025
Wearing an outfit to bait people into mistaking me for pregnant just to feel congratulated
March 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Wearing an outfit to bait people into mistaking me for pregnant just to feel congratulated
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I am headlining Wiseguys SLC at The Gateway in the Rickles Room for a taping of my first hour diy special on Friday, March 28! We got @amerah.bsky.social opening! My material is dark and filthy and angry and silly and I ain't about punching down. Love to see u
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Nicholas Don Smith | Mar 28 | Salt Lake City | Wiseguys
<p>Nicholas Don Smith oozed out onto the Salt Lake comedy scene in 2012 and has continued to spread his dark, filthy and silly jokes across the west.<...
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March 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I am headlining Wiseguys SLC at The Gateway in the Rickles Room for a taping of my first hour diy special on Friday, March 28! We got @amerah.bsky.social opening! My material is dark and filthy and angry and silly and I ain't about punching down. Love to see u
www.wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/salt-la...
www.wiseguyscomedy.com/utah/salt-la...
Whenever I tell someone I took the train to the location we’re at they always act like I’m a child who’s been abused
March 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Whenever I tell someone I took the train to the location we’re at they always act like I’m a child who’s been abused
How many of my aging millennial friends are allowed to fall down the posting memes on instagram story pipeline before I take them out back and shoot them
February 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
How many of my aging millennial friends are allowed to fall down the posting memes on instagram story pipeline before I take them out back and shoot them
I thought steroids were to give you jacked hemorrhoids
January 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I thought steroids were to give you jacked hemorrhoids
I had no idea people actually eat eggs, like… why are they doing that? They’re not that good, stop buying them
January 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I had no idea people actually eat eggs, like… why are they doing that? They’re not that good, stop buying them
My special talent is that I can know exactly which type of cars I can defeat in a fight basically just by looking at them
December 24, 2024 at 1:57 AM
My special talent is that I can know exactly which type of cars I can defeat in a fight basically just by looking at them
When the cops pull me over but I’m literally busy
November 16, 2024 at 5:54 PM
When the cops pull me over but I’m literally busy
Latest set open.spotify.com/playlist/4Ty...
Horse songs
Horse songs · Playlist · 53 songs · 1 likes
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May 19, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Latest set open.spotify.com/playlist/4Ty...
It would break my heart if these guys weren’t real
April 24, 2024 at 3:55 AM
It would break my heart if these guys weren’t real
If I had a tapeworm I wouldn’t tell anyone. It’d be our little secret
April 21, 2024 at 4:19 AM
If I had a tapeworm I wouldn’t tell anyone. It’d be our little secret
When will AI involuntarily make me look not ugly and stupid and instead sexy and smart?
April 16, 2024 at 12:42 AM
When will AI involuntarily make me look not ugly and stupid and instead sexy and smart?
When the depression gets so bad you consider paying $5.99 a month for Peacock
April 12, 2024 at 6:50 PM
When the depression gets so bad you consider paying $5.99 a month for Peacock
Let him FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 12, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Let him FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!