Nicholas "Dead" Skelington
ndscomedy.bsky.social
Nicholas "Dead" Skelington
@ndscomedy.bsky.social
Stand up comic railing against a collapsing world. Let's fight the long defeat together
Just a heads up for my Salt Lake City peeps, they're ramping up ICE operations on Monday

www.ksl.com/article/5141...
Immigrant advocates warn of increased enforcement action targeting Salt Lake immigrants
Immigrant advocates warn of an uptick in enforcement targeting immigrants starting next week at Salt Lake City's U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services office.
www.ksl.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My autistic brother's special interest is horror. Halloween goes from Sept 1 to Nov 30. So he decides on The Mist to close out on. Get to the bleak ending, I'm wrestling with emotions, and my brother, with a grin on his face turns his head to me and says, "Okay, time for Charlie Brown!" I cackled.
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Nothing like eating cold bird meat from the fridge in your underwear at 2:30 in the morning while your family slumbers
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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I am so grateful to everyone who has stepped up to help this awesome member of our local SF trans nerd community. I know everything is hard right now but I'd be so incredibly grateful if you could spare a few bucks now.

We are working on helping her get a job, it's just a tough market right now 😭
i should have got this up sooner, but i was ashamed; need to try to raise money for rent again this month and i remain (mostly; might have PT work!) unemployed as we approach year end.

please help me keep myself and my partner housed.

#helpsky #MARequest #transcrowdfund

ko-fi.com/iafishman/go...
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If you see this, post four female characters you love 💜
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Every time my dad tries to equate Mormon persecution from the 19th century to insert any marginalized group, I want to throw a cinder block through the window. I don't argue because he's had 7 strokes and his LDS faith is his only blind spot. He's a socialist at 80, but still, JFC. Rant over.
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Coming soon to a country near me

bsky.app/profile/en.a...
18-year-old street musician who performed anti-war songs is sent to jail for a third time as Kremlin mounts a no-limits crackdown on any signs of dissent or opposition in Russia

u.afp.com/SnNA
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Escaped the madness and horror of the outside world to stare at Predator: Badlands for 2 hours and met me tell you, it took me on an awesome thrill ride from start to finish. I had no time to dwell on the state of things. Exceeded my expectations. Also, I have been saying, "Yaujta" wrong for yrs
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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I don't know, after this weekend and the no-getting-around-it way the President is starving people, all this will-they-won't-they cave stuff feels like an attempt to go into tomorrow saying "We tried, but the Republicans said no" making the whole week REPUBLICANS STARVE POOR TO PROTECT EPSTEIN FILES
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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here ya go
July 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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She's absolutely right. As a producer with several films in development with female directors, I can say it is an absolute uphill battle to get execs to fund their projects. Great scripts are sitting on shelves while a generation of our most talented women sit idle.

www.avclub.com/kristen-stew...
Kristen Stewart declares "state of emergency" over gender inequality in film
Kristen Stewart declares "state of emergency" over gender inequality in film
www.avclub.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Please someone anyone - can y'all tell me where I can find Eddie's shirt????
#wrestlesky @aewontv.bsky.social @allelitewrestling.com #aew #aewdynamite
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Welcome to the intolerant left
January 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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In a major victory, a court ruled the Trump administration must use emergency funds to provide food stamps to Americans.
 
No one should choose between paying bills and buying groceries.
 
We'll continue our lawsuit to fight for our families and the services they deserve.
October 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm going to get hammered and snort fat rails with the Great Pumpkin tomorrow night behind the Pink Kitty. Turns out TGP could give two lopsided fucks about sincere pumpkin patches. He's looking to get gacked out of his gourd and devour souls
October 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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HOW TO ORGANIZE YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD FOR THE END OF SNAP

This is important. This came to me overnight through a group organizing in the PNW. Please consider adopting these strategies where you live. YOU WILL SAVE LIVES. SNAP runs out 11-1.

Start a block/neighborhood channel on Signal and get to work.
October 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I know we're sad that the Halloween season is almost at a close, but fear not. We have ghouls on the Hill, a bloated bog monster haunting the White House and masked slashers on the streets terrorizing the populace. And of course, the eldritch horror of climate change ravaging our planet.
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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If you live in a state with a large rural population, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE consider investigating which areas in your region are food deserts & consider possibly giving to food banks that serve them. Rural food deserts are going to be the regions worst hit by the SNAP cutoff. Absolutely devastating.
October 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Christian Porn, probably:

"Help me, Step Spirit! I'm stuck in the sacristy!"
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Drew McWeeny says Kevin O'Leary can go fuck himself.
October 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Guys, there's no evidence ICE is buying guided warheads. The contract in question is for normal distraction devices, the kind they've been using for years.
I'm seeing a lot of people claiming ICE has guided warheads. This seems to be based on a Substack newsletter which as best I can tell was referring to this contract. This contract is for distraction devices (sound grenades), but the PSC is for guided warheads

www.usaspending.gov/award/CONT_A...
USAspending.gov
www.usaspending.gov
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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The U.S. Capitol Police were called about an American flag altered to include a swastika and displayed inside the office of Rep. Dave Taylor (R-Ohio), his spokesperson said. t.co/8cPxmF79rx
October 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM