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Kalen White
@amenhotepiii.bsky.social
Cat Dad to Tia & Tamera
Solutions Architect
Tech & Events Consultant
Rhythm & Blues, Rice & Beans, Red & Black
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The Trump Files definitely have Epstein at the top of the list.
July 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Reposted by Kalen White
“Elon Shittenhouse” after Tesla recalls 46,000 Cybertrucks. 🤣
March 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
People are talking crazy about the Texan’s moves. Just like they did when Lovie won that game which gave us one of the best back to back picks ever in an NFL draft with CJ Stroud and Will Anderson Jr.

Just watch.
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media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Am I the only one feeling like the Democratic party turned into the “Sit on our Hands” committee tonight? It’s like watching Maga bunt, base hit, steal bases, pay the umpires to get close calls, while the committee sat in the dugout looking like:

Score: More than Ever Before - 0 🤷🏽‍♂️

Big Yikes
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media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Speech writers going down the list of words that have to be said to stimulate Trump’s base even though most of them don’t know what they mean…..

“Ummm
Uhhh
Uhhhruuuuhh
We forgot to add in “Marxist”. Throw it in at the end.”
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media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The NDA’s people sign after getting paid to be used as props are written all over their faces. I feel for them.

#StateoftheUnion
March 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Trump wants to make it against the law to make memes and AI videos of him.

Will Gifs be allowed? Asking for a friend.

#StateoftheUnion #FreeSpeechorNah
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media.tenor.com
March 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Bots identify real people better than real people. X is cooked, but there will always be enough scavengers to eat it. This guy gets it.
Twitter won't die easily, all the middle-aged men who made their five-digit follower count their entire personality and are addicted to one-liner quippy comment-based conversations with five other similar guys will carry it into the solar death of the universe.
February 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
CNN & Fox News are 📉 . You have to look through a fart cloud to smell the 🌹 . Looks appealing. Ads are 🗑️. LiveNow from Fox on YoutubeTV probably covers the most live events so I can decide for myself. No headline to tell you what to think b4 you hear the story. Cha Cha slide type of vibes. 🛝 ➡️ 🛝 ⬅️
February 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“As a Pley-uh”

-Kendrick Perkins
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media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If you don’t like cats, you can still love Tia & Tamera. 👯‍♀️
February 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
FanDuel and DraftKings should open up the ref props. Total holding, special teams, and 15 yard penalty calls. Its over time. Eagles got a mountain to climb. Chiefs already have the answers to the test.
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media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Reposted by Kalen White
Jan 20: FAA director fired

Jan 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen

Jan 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded

Jan 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees

Jan 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

MAGA = Make Airplanes Go-Boom Again
January 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I woke up on @bsky.app, and not on the Artist Formerly Known as Twitter aka X. Life is better.
January 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM