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I’m old enough to remember when red food coloring made things taste bad.
Look closer. That’s clever.
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Look closer. That’s clever.
Okay. Hey everybody buy my book. Available on Amazon. Sorry I was poor and needed to self-publish.
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Okay. Hey everybody buy my book. Available on Amazon. Sorry I was poor and needed to self-publish.
For people with a-hole cats.
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
For people with a-hole cats.
“Led through the mist
By the milk-light of moon
All that was lost is revealed
Our long bygone burdens
Mere echoes of the spring
But where have we come?
And where shall we end?
If dreams can't come true
Then why not pretend?”
By the milk-light of moon
All that was lost is revealed
Our long bygone burdens
Mere echoes of the spring
But where have we come?
And where shall we end?
If dreams can't come true
Then why not pretend?”
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“Led through the mist
By the milk-light of moon
All that was lost is revealed
Our long bygone burdens
Mere echoes of the spring
But where have we come?
And where shall we end?
If dreams can't come true
Then why not pretend?”
By the milk-light of moon
All that was lost is revealed
Our long bygone burdens
Mere echoes of the spring
But where have we come?
And where shall we end?
If dreams can't come true
Then why not pretend?”
Food articles are just mean.
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Food articles are just mean.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
The best part about this is that they will find a stack of these in a closet in about 10 years, covered in dust, moldering in a corner next to some wet chalk and wonder what they were for.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The best part about this is that they will find a stack of these in a closet in about 10 years, covered in dust, moldering in a corner next to some wet chalk and wonder what they were for.
Gonna pick up these ingredients and a silicone mold. Thinking teddy bears. Or maybe stars? Hmmmmm.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Gonna pick up these ingredients and a silicone mold. Thinking teddy bears. Or maybe stars? Hmmmmm.
I’m a poor full-bodied white.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’m a poor full-bodied white.
My scarf is just a little gay. And while I’m thinking about it, crochet snobs who look down on red heart yarn are just telling on themselves. We don’t need to be rich for our hobby to be valid.
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My scarf is just a little gay. And while I’m thinking about it, crochet snobs who look down on red heart yarn are just telling on themselves. We don’t need to be rich for our hobby to be valid.
Don’t do meth on Thanksgiving. We can all tell.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Don’t do meth on Thanksgiving. We can all tell.
Festive B-hole season is nigh.
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Festive B-hole season is nigh.
Kirsten Schaal in the TV version of The Shining was so good.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Kirsten Schaal in the TV version of The Shining was so good.
Perfect for that golfer in your life, who wants other people at the clubhouse to never speak to them again
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Perfect for that golfer in your life, who wants other people at the clubhouse to never speak to them again
Once again are we absolutely sure he’s not Hoggish Greedley.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Once again are we absolutely sure he’s not Hoggish Greedley.
Okay this is adorable. Vegas Showgirl Santa we love you.
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Okay this is adorable. Vegas Showgirl Santa we love you.
I was always so disappointed that when you unwrap this and it’s just this amorphous chocolate dildo underneath. When will the Easter bunny people step in and make Chocolate Santas with realistic features?
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I was always so disappointed that when you unwrap this and it’s just this amorphous chocolate dildo underneath. When will the Easter bunny people step in and make Chocolate Santas with realistic features?
“What color should Black Santa’s lips be? Surely the same color as the rest of Santa’s face. Surely thats…that’s a thing. Even white Santas have lovely flesh-toned lips yes we are doing GREAT at the inclusivity we are so good at this….”
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“What color should Black Santa’s lips be? Surely the same color as the rest of Santa’s face. Surely thats…that’s a thing. Even white Santas have lovely flesh-toned lips yes we are doing GREAT at the inclusivity we are so good at this….”
