Amelia Ritthaler
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Amelia Ritthaler
@ameliaplease.bsky.social
Brunette for a living
bought $300 ring that costs $6 per month to use so a company can track my sleep, heart rate, & blood oxygen levels and sell that data to other companies for further profit,,, just doing my part for Big Marketing<3
January 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
not impressed by ppl with limited screen times. What’s impressive is spending 7 hours a day on Instagram looking at hotter, more successful people and still finding the strength to go on & do it all again tomorrow. that’s what grit & resilience is.
January 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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it’s raining on the parade
November 28, 2024 at 2:21 PM
going to the suburbs
November 27, 2024 at 2:10 PM
wish I was the type of girl where intramural volleyball could fix me
November 27, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Fav part of the creative process is being nauseous for 5 hours and then writing one amazing sentence
November 25, 2024 at 10:57 PM
why Fiyero lowkey 45 years old all love
November 25, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Love to Google “turkey bacon protein how much” twice a week forever
November 25, 2024 at 5:09 PM
self cared so hard it became self harm. morning routine takes 9 hours. Have to wake up today if I want to get to work on time
November 25, 2024 at 4:52 AM
the Rosemont charging me 10$ to get in there is unacceptable I raised every boy that has ever walked in there
November 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
you ever write a work email so good you realize you’ll never make it as an artist
November 23, 2024 at 10:09 PM
*thinking I’m the greatest young mind of my generation bc i journal*

the journal entry: kms lol jk but lol wth idk should I buy bagel no ok
November 23, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Prozac isn’t working, must join Equinox!
November 21, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I love to work. I love checking my email. I love saying “cheers”. I love fire reacting to my manager on slack. I love wishing a girl I don’t know happy birthday via “The Office” GIF. I am the American dream.
November 20, 2024 at 7:35 PM
gonna come out as hating my haircut & letting it effect my work ethic
November 20, 2024 at 6:32 PM
taking a social media break (going to dinner for 2 hours)
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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Gilmore Girls characters I would push into a volcano
November 19, 2024 at 10:26 PM
discussing Bossypants’ impact on diet culture in the eyes of Gen X vs Millenial/Gen Z cuspers at my birthday dinner
November 19, 2024 at 9:43 PM
they should invent happiness for women
November 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
why do all poems sound like that
November 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
how do u find out if u like a person or if you just like having two glasses of wine on a weeknight
November 19, 2024 at 3:22 PM
girlhood is about gamifying self care to the point of self harm
November 19, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I love how normal people can be. yes go to dinner and order the Cesar salad with grilled chicken that’s awesome girl
November 19, 2024 at 3:21 PM
every since I was little I knew wanted to be a girl comedian (post a photo of me in a cocktail dress holding a landline phone)
November 19, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Everytime I travel I’m just like okk New York already has this
November 19, 2024 at 3:20 PM