Ambrosia Astrology
@ambrosiaastrology.bsky.social
Professional astrologer & tarot reader based out of Seattle 🧿
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Decided to have a bit of fun and try to emulate a git diff for those aesthetic hacker vibes
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Decided to have a bit of fun and try to emulate a git diff for those aesthetic hacker vibes
Beautiful show by Emily & love my Gemini sword ⚔️
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Beautiful show by Emily & love my Gemini sword ⚔️
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This full moon in Taurus, I want you to keep your promises.
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This full moon in Taurus, I want you to keep your promises.
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the 7th house is the 8th from the 12th, which is why relationships are where privacy goes to die
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
the 7th house is the 8th from the 12th, which is why relationships are where privacy goes to die
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GET RID OF YOUR RING CAMERAS www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Amazon’s Ring to partner with Flock, a network of AI cameras used by ICE, feds, and police
Agencies that use Flock can request that Ring doorbell users share footage to help with "evidence collection and investigative work."
www.yahoo.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
GET RID OF YOUR RING CAMERAS www.yahoo.com/news/article...
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sometimes what the fates have in store really just is some bullshit unfortunately
October 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
sometimes what the fates have in store really just is some bullshit unfortunately
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conjunctions: we're blended, we're a chimera, we're peas in a pod, we're strange bedfellows
sextiles: you get me, man
squares: will you just go already? well then i'm going!
trines: we're a team, what do you need
oppositions: oh god, you again
aversions: [ghostly wall tapping]
sextiles: you get me, man
squares: will you just go already? well then i'm going!
trines: we're a team, what do you need
oppositions: oh god, you again
aversions: [ghostly wall tapping]
October 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
conjunctions: we're blended, we're a chimera, we're peas in a pod, we're strange bedfellows
sextiles: you get me, man
squares: will you just go already? well then i'm going!
trines: we're a team, what do you need
oppositions: oh god, you again
aversions: [ghostly wall tapping]
sextiles: you get me, man
squares: will you just go already? well then i'm going!
trines: we're a team, what do you need
oppositions: oh god, you again
aversions: [ghostly wall tapping]
October 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Mercury square Pluto has been everything pop astrologers accuse Mercury retrograde of being 😵💫
October 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Mercury square Pluto has been everything pop astrologers accuse Mercury retrograde of being 😵💫
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Any form of media that involves an angry man telling an audience what to be angry about for several hours a day is probably not good for the human brain
October 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Any form of media that involves an angry man telling an audience what to be angry about for several hours a day is probably not good for the human brain
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Despair at the consciousness of the loss of the sun’s power feels like the essence of libra season
Folks will be like “the sun is rising later and later every morning, I hate having pattern recognition 😩” and it’s so funny to me
October 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Despair at the consciousness of the loss of the sun’s power feels like the essence of libra season
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it feels like nobody wants to be a fucking capricorn these days. only hmu if you’re trying to lock in i don’t need to herd any more silly geese
October 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
it feels like nobody wants to be a fucking capricorn these days. only hmu if you’re trying to lock in i don’t need to herd any more silly geese
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"Its not that deep", "I dont talk about politics", "I cant change anything so why care" ... hey guys we are the new adults. It's sorta on us to give af if we want a future worth living in.
October 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"Its not that deep", "I dont talk about politics", "I cant change anything so why care" ... hey guys we are the new adults. It's sorta on us to give af if we want a future worth living in.
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tree-hugging is usually said as a pejorative but some of you should try it some time
October 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
tree-hugging is usually said as a pejorative but some of you should try it some time
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I’m going to make a new kind of trail mix called “Oops, all M&Ms”
September 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m going to make a new kind of trail mix called “Oops, all M&Ms”
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
September 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.
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re: that last repost, i've always said that evolutionary astrology is the white supremacist theosophist final boss. the most harmful distortion of astrology lmao
u pay to have ppl trauma mine u or project on u for an hour on some made up shit for like $333 lmao lmao
u pay to have ppl trauma mine u or project on u for an hour on some made up shit for like $333 lmao lmao
September 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
re: that last repost, i've always said that evolutionary astrology is the white supremacist theosophist final boss. the most harmful distortion of astrology lmao
u pay to have ppl trauma mine u or project on u for an hour on some made up shit for like $333 lmao lmao
u pay to have ppl trauma mine u or project on u for an hour on some made up shit for like $333 lmao lmao
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watching this cooking show and a disproportionate amount of these chefs were either in the military themselves or had parents in the military and that’s on Mars
September 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
watching this cooking show and a disproportionate amount of these chefs were either in the military themselves or had parents in the military and that’s on Mars
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Ivy articulated this so well. This is essentially part of what I be so afraid of when people first get into astrology beyond a sun sign ; I’ve seen people online who’ve fallen down the rabbit hole and it isn’t pretty.
Follow Ivy Underwood on TikTok btw they’re dropping gems!
Follow Ivy Underwood on TikTok btw they’re dropping gems!
September 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Ivy articulated this so well. This is essentially part of what I be so afraid of when people first get into astrology beyond a sun sign ; I’ve seen people online who’ve fallen down the rabbit hole and it isn’t pretty.
Follow Ivy Underwood on TikTok btw they’re dropping gems!
Follow Ivy Underwood on TikTok btw they’re dropping gems!
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Scorpion’s shells are fortified with iron? You’ve gotta be kidding me lol. The jokes write themselves.
September 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Scorpion’s shells are fortified with iron? You’ve gotta be kidding me lol. The jokes write themselves.
Hermes literally can’t lie as punishment for the whole Apollo’s cattle thing & it shows that most astrologers don’t seem to know that
September 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hermes literally can’t lie as punishment for the whole Apollo’s cattle thing & it shows that most astrologers don’t seem to know that
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Rowan Oliver will be presenting 'Blood & Chocolate: Venus' Violent Delights' at the 'Come As You Are' virtual conference October 18-19, 2025. @rowanvenus.satan.social
September 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Rowan Oliver will be presenting 'Blood & Chocolate: Venus' Violent Delights' at the 'Come As You Are' virtual conference October 18-19, 2025. @rowanvenus.satan.social
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Hey friends!
I’m excited to announce that I launched my new website for HTD Studio. I’m currently accepting branding and design projects! However, I’m also taking this opportunity to announce a project called The Word:
I’m excited to announce that I launched my new website for HTD Studio. I’m currently accepting branding and design projects! However, I’m also taking this opportunity to announce a project called The Word:
September 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hey friends!
I’m excited to announce that I launched my new website for HTD Studio. I’m currently accepting branding and design projects! However, I’m also taking this opportunity to announce a project called The Word:
I’m excited to announce that I launched my new website for HTD Studio. I’m currently accepting branding and design projects! However, I’m also taking this opportunity to announce a project called The Word:
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finding suitable wedding elections for clients in the second half of next year with a Venus retrograde IN SCORPIO, Mars retrograde in Virgo, Saturn retrograde in Aries & eclipse season
a man in a cape is flying through the air
ALT: a man in a cape is flying through the air
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August 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
finding suitable wedding elections for clients in the second half of next year with a Venus retrograde IN SCORPIO, Mars retrograde in Virgo, Saturn retrograde in Aries & eclipse season