Amber
@ambearpk.bsky.social
They call me the breadmiester the way I be getting br- the way- how I- the way I got…
FUCK
FUCK
I wanna fuck the brat out of the red m&m
December 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I wanna fuck the brat out of the red m&m
A CRAB DID WHAT TO THAT RAM
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A CRAB DID WHAT TO THAT RAM
This is what it feels like to watch someone edit their OC into a random show.
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is what it feels like to watch someone edit their OC into a random show.
I was wrong why did I doubt myself. I love marjwana :D
We ran out of weed and won’t have the money for more till February. This is women’s suffrage.
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I was wrong why did I doubt myself. I love marjwana :D
Look I feel like we all fear that dog on TikTok that speaks with buttons to much. Because like, imagine being able to be a dog and all of your favorite stems are buttons. I could do that forever.
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Look I feel like we all fear that dog on TikTok that speaks with buttons to much. Because like, imagine being able to be a dog and all of your favorite stems are buttons. I could do that forever.
You got games on your phone?
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You got games on your phone?
Chillies=pve
Waffle House=pvp
Waffle House=pvp
December 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Chillies=pve
Waffle House=pvp
Waffle House=pvp
Be honest guys do you find me funny :(
December 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Be honest guys do you find me funny :(
Wife: *pulls my hair*
Me: Mmmff- Regina!
Wife: who’s Regina
Me: My imaginary friend *I say pulling out a very not imaginary sock puppet and rubbing it against her dong making fake slurping noises*
Me: Mmmff- Regina!
Wife: who’s Regina
Me: My imaginary friend *I say pulling out a very not imaginary sock puppet and rubbing it against her dong making fake slurping noises*
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Wife: *pulls my hair*
Me: Mmmff- Regina!
Wife: who’s Regina
Me: My imaginary friend *I say pulling out a very not imaginary sock puppet and rubbing it against her dong making fake slurping noises*
Me: Mmmff- Regina!
Wife: who’s Regina
Me: My imaginary friend *I say pulling out a very not imaginary sock puppet and rubbing it against her dong making fake slurping noises*
Don’t worry guys all is well and the green goblin mask didn’t take over me. I simply fucked my wife and slept :D
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Don’t worry guys all is well and the green goblin mask didn’t take over me. I simply fucked my wife and slept :D
Sometimes I have to keep the evil slut side of me from sneaking out on blue sky like the green goblin mask.
(Post bare ass your friends will love it)
“no- NO! I-I must post cringe commentary and mildly funny jokes that sound crazed”
(Post bare ass your friends will love it)
“no- NO! I-I must post cringe commentary and mildly funny jokes that sound crazed”
December 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Sometimes I have to keep the evil slut side of me from sneaking out on blue sky like the green goblin mask.
(Post bare ass your friends will love it)
“no- NO! I-I must post cringe commentary and mildly funny jokes that sound crazed”
(Post bare ass your friends will love it)
“no- NO! I-I must post cringe commentary and mildly funny jokes that sound crazed”
Behold all the random books I was given for Xmas
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Behold all the random books I was given for Xmas
You think our menorah gets jealous of our Christmas tree cause it’s so blinged up
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You think our menorah gets jealous of our Christmas tree cause it’s so blinged up
RAHHHH RAHHHH CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS I LOVE CHRISTMAS RAHHH RAHHH KM GOING TO EAT CHRIST
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
RAHHHH RAHHHH CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS I LOVE CHRISTMAS RAHHH RAHHH KM GOING TO EAT CHRIST
If I don’t get a marry Christmas from my friends tomorrow I’m going to go nuclear on my nearest Whole Foods
December 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If I don’t get a marry Christmas from my friends tomorrow I’m going to go nuclear on my nearest Whole Foods
I love going from beautiful fem princess to butch rat fuck. Something something the cycle of ouroboros
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I love going from beautiful fem princess to butch rat fuck. Something something the cycle of ouroboros
Our cat passed out by the door while we were outside smoking
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Our cat passed out by the door while we were outside smoking
Since I wasn’t on Bluesky before. I give you Thukana pumpkin and it’s reference picture
#jujutsukaisen #jjk
#jujutsukaisen #jjk
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Since I wasn’t on Bluesky before. I give you Thukana pumpkin and it’s reference picture
#jujutsukaisen #jjk
#jujutsukaisen #jjk
Omg wow officer you look SO cute is that ocean blue! What no officer i HAVENT seen a firearm before can you show me yours! (The end of this bit has been taken down by my partner)
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Omg wow officer you look SO cute is that ocean blue! What no officer i HAVENT seen a firearm before can you show me yours! (The end of this bit has been taken down by my partner)
Fuck merry kill but it’s just three identical pictures of Wallace staring at the camera with a cold dead look in his eyes
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Fuck merry kill but it’s just three identical pictures of Wallace staring at the camera with a cold dead look in his eyes
So y’all don’t forget I’m THAT bitch. No no like an actual dog…
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So y’all don’t forget I’m THAT bitch. No no like an actual dog…
I actually only fuck in missionary so I can watch her boobs wobble around like two eggs being fried by someone with tremors and a shit spatula. Call that breakfast and bred.
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I actually only fuck in missionary so I can watch her boobs wobble around like two eggs being fried by someone with tremors and a shit spatula. Call that breakfast and bred.
We ran out of weed and won’t have the money for more till February. This is women’s suffrage.
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We ran out of weed and won’t have the money for more till February. This is women’s suffrage.