Amber
@ambearpk.bsky.social
They call me the breadmiester the way I be getting br- the way- how I- the way I got…
FUCK
FUCK
Look it’s simple just fuck me and make me lamb chops and your sins will be forgiven
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Look it’s simple just fuck me and make me lamb chops and your sins will be forgiven
I’m so wet for them trans. I originally was going to say “I’m so wet for trans men” then I remembered how hot trans women were and I got sad about not including them.
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I’m so wet for them trans. I originally was going to say “I’m so wet for trans men” then I remembered how hot trans women were and I got sad about not including them.
My comedy is a defense mechanism so if I’m constantly defending myself I’m always getting funnier - my wife on: “smoking on new years”
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 AM
My comedy is a defense mechanism so if I’m constantly defending myself I’m always getting funnier - my wife on: “smoking on new years”
Six seven *I say while cupping my nonexistent boobs. As I proceed to get beat by my girlfriend*
December 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Six seven *I say while cupping my nonexistent boobs. As I proceed to get beat by my girlfriend*
Is it so wrong to want to be kissed all over by hot women. IS THAT SO WRONG
December 31, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Is it so wrong to want to be kissed all over by hot women. IS THAT SO WRONG
I LOVE SHELF FUNGI RAHHHHHHHH
My first mushroom painting ever. Don’t know anything about fungi, but there was a lot to see here. Apologies to mushroom experts if it’s off. I had fun painting it
#Shroomscrolling
#FungiFriends
#Mushrooms
#BlueSkyArt #Watercolor
#Shroomscrolling
#FungiFriends
#Mushrooms
#BlueSkyArt #Watercolor
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I LOVE SHELF FUNGI RAHHHHHHHH
Me waking up to check a text from my friend but it’s just a little guy who reads my text for me.
December 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me waking up to check a text from my friend but it’s just a little guy who reads my text for me.
I wanna fuck the brat out of the red m&m
December 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I wanna fuck the brat out of the red m&m
A CRAB DID WHAT TO THAT RAM
December 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A CRAB DID WHAT TO THAT RAM
This is what it feels like to watch someone edit their OC into a random show.
December 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This is what it feels like to watch someone edit their OC into a random show.
I was wrong why did I doubt myself. I love marjwana :D
We ran out of weed and won’t have the money for more till February. This is women’s suffrage.
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I was wrong why did I doubt myself. I love marjwana :D
Look I feel like we all fear that dog on TikTok that speaks with buttons to much. Because like, imagine being able to be a dog and all of your favorite stems are buttons. I could do that forever.
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Look I feel like we all fear that dog on TikTok that speaks with buttons to much. Because like, imagine being able to be a dog and all of your favorite stems are buttons. I could do that forever.
You got games on your phone?
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You got games on your phone?
Chillies=pve
Waffle House=pvp
Waffle House=pvp
December 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Chillies=pve
Waffle House=pvp
Waffle House=pvp
Be honest guys do you find me funny :(
December 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Be honest guys do you find me funny :(
Wife: *pulls my hair*
Me: Mmmff- Regina!
Wife: who’s Regina
Me: My imaginary friend *I say pulling out a very not imaginary sock puppet and rubbing it against her dong making fake slurping noises*
Me: Mmmff- Regina!
Wife: who’s Regina
Me: My imaginary friend *I say pulling out a very not imaginary sock puppet and rubbing it against her dong making fake slurping noises*
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Wife: *pulls my hair*
Me: Mmmff- Regina!
Wife: who’s Regina
Me: My imaginary friend *I say pulling out a very not imaginary sock puppet and rubbing it against her dong making fake slurping noises*
Me: Mmmff- Regina!
Wife: who’s Regina
Me: My imaginary friend *I say pulling out a very not imaginary sock puppet and rubbing it against her dong making fake slurping noises*
Don’t worry guys all is well and the green goblin mask didn’t take over me. I simply fucked my wife and slept :D
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Don’t worry guys all is well and the green goblin mask didn’t take over me. I simply fucked my wife and slept :D
Sometimes I have to keep the evil slut side of me from sneaking out on blue sky like the green goblin mask.
(Post bare ass your friends will love it)
“no- NO! I-I must post cringe commentary and mildly funny jokes that sound crazed”
(Post bare ass your friends will love it)
“no- NO! I-I must post cringe commentary and mildly funny jokes that sound crazed”
December 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Sometimes I have to keep the evil slut side of me from sneaking out on blue sky like the green goblin mask.
(Post bare ass your friends will love it)
“no- NO! I-I must post cringe commentary and mildly funny jokes that sound crazed”
(Post bare ass your friends will love it)
“no- NO! I-I must post cringe commentary and mildly funny jokes that sound crazed”
Behold all the random books I was given for Xmas
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Behold all the random books I was given for Xmas
You think our menorah gets jealous of our Christmas tree cause it’s so blinged up
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You think our menorah gets jealous of our Christmas tree cause it’s so blinged up
RAHHHH RAHHHH CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS I LOVE CHRISTMAS RAHHH RAHHH KM GOING TO EAT CHRIST
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
RAHHHH RAHHHH CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS I LOVE CHRISTMAS RAHHH RAHHH KM GOING TO EAT CHRIST